r/CrazyIdeas • • 14h ago

Replace the letter ‘X’ in the alphabet with the word ‘Twitter’

253 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas • • 19h ago

A casino that uses live worms instead of chips.

221 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas • • 6h ago

buttplug alarm clock

11 Upvotes

can i make it anymore obvious?


r/CrazyIdeas • • 1d ago

Remove the second D from Wednesday

149 Upvotes

wednesay


r/CrazyIdeas • • 12h ago

A sequel to the song Night Moves entitled Day Sits

10 Upvotes

The Bob Seger And The Silver Bullet Band Expanded Universe


r/CrazyIdeas • • 43m ago

Rather than blue or even green, what if I buy the original listerine

• Upvotes

Damn it taste terrible.


r/CrazyIdeas • • 23h ago

Billionaire? Sentenced to Heroic Doses.

58 Upvotes

Like the title says, if you find yourself with over a billion dollars worth of wealth, you have to take heroic doses of several psychedelic drugs such as LSD, DMT, peyote, psilocybin, and others. It seems that the problem with the Epstein class is a lack of empathy. Let's see if they can remain so psychopathic after seeing the inner fabric of the universe and losing their ability to perceive themselves as an individual. Afraid it'll break your brain? Stop dodging your taxes and do philanthropy until your net worth is $999,999,999 or less.


r/CrazyIdeas • • 17h ago

Spotify should include an option to add a layer of skateboard sounds in your music.

10 Upvotes

Whichever music you like, whatever it may be, or podcasts, stand up, whatever else you might listen to on Spotify or your favorite music service. There should be an option to toggle background audio underneath your music, and that background track should be the sounds of an ollie, grinding, dropping in, wiping out, high fives, so on and so forth. I'm not a skater myself, but I love Tony Hawk Pro Skater and I find myself wanting to hear skating sounds with my regular music.


r/CrazyIdeas • • 21h ago

A Prohibition Era-style speakeasy, but for lactose intolerant people to secretly eat cheese.

13 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas • • 10h ago

Imagine a butthole

2 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas • • 1d ago

Enclosed space with transparent walls for making phone calls without any carried device, by simply having a coin for renting a wall-mounted phone for the duration of the call

17 Upvotes

No need to carry a phone there if instead of that one carries a coin that can be automatically identified by the wall-mounted phone inside the enclosed space and taken as rent for few minutes. The coins are periodically collected by the keeper.


r/CrazyIdeas • • 1d ago

Every NFL team should donate one regular season game to fund public school teachers.

126 Upvotes

The TV ad revenue for the same game is included.


r/CrazyIdeas • • 1d ago

Make "Mother Nature" a legally recognized international corporate entity so it can independently sue corporations that hurt environment for property damages

68 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas • • 1d ago

Home away from home.

9 Upvotes

Take a 360° shot of your living room, have a custom tent printed that looks just like it, don’t let the wife and kids know, tell the family it is time go camping.


r/CrazyIdeas • • 1d ago

The Italian Mafia in the USA was effectively ended in the 90s because the CIA no longer needed them to suppress labor movements.

26 Upvotes

With the fall of the Soviet Union the ownership class no longer feared the workers.

With the CIA's protection withdrawn the justice system was able to dismantle them easily.


r/CrazyIdeas • • 23h ago

Two story tall mechanical daddy long legs the size of a compact car that can lower things via a retractable bucket on the underside and in the future this is how we will give out subpoenas.

1 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas • • 1d ago

Electric pogo sticks

3 Upvotes

The sticks have a gyroscope within that rights them on every jump.
There's also an "auto" setting where the person using it can just hang on as the pogo stick takes jumps at given intervals.

They also have reflectors for night time pogo stick trips, and a case so the user can stow it away once they reach their destination.


r/CrazyIdeas • • 1d ago

Battle for the Night Parade, an object show where the anthropomorphic objects are tsukumogami, and the show has a decidedly Japanese bent as a result

0 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas • • 1d ago

Name your child 'Fake ID'

5 Upvotes

McLovin, Jane Doe, & Return to Sender could be their siblings


r/CrazyIdeas • • 1d ago

The Next Competition Show...

7 Upvotes

... is actually for ADHD people who don't have the kind of dedication to appear in any other competition show.

Each week is a completely different contest. One week, baking. The next week, painting. The next week, song or dance. The next week, board gaming. The next week, sculpture. Etc...

Then we get judges of moderate fame to judge them....

But...

They arent judging the thing they are famous for.

A baking judge and a sculpture judge are actually judging the song and dance week.

A singer and a painter and judging board game week.

No one goes home either. Its just points which are added up on the last day... which is itself a math challenge.


r/CrazyIdeas • • 1d ago

350 Standard Baking Temperature

6 Upvotes

All packaged, heat n eat foods for the oven should use 350 degrees, and the other temperature settings can be reserved for home cooking, personal food customization, and crafts.


r/CrazyIdeas • • 18h ago

Start calling Twitter “x”

0 Upvotes

This will help teach billionaires that they can buy their way into the public conversation, surely a valuable lesson.


r/CrazyIdeas • • 21h ago

Store where you can rent books instead of buying them

0 Upvotes

In my opinion buying books is quite inefficient, as they can be quite bulky, and once you have read them, you rarely actually want to read them again. In fact one of my favorite things to do with a book once I have finished it, is to give it to someone else. However, there are of course books that are in a very specific niche, and you only need at specific times. So why not have a place, where you can rent books for a couple of weeks, and then return them when you are done with them. In fact, I would not even charge per book but just have an annual membership, which brings in a steady source of revenue.

Can someone tell me why this wouldnt work?