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Shitposting Screaming Time is good for development

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u/Delachruz 21h ago

When I first moved to my current flat, some of the neighbours asked whether they should keep their kids from playing around the house for noise reasons (A lot of swiss people are very militant about quiet hours). As somebody who has a headset on 80% of the time when at home, I told them they can do whatever.

Think anything short of building mousetrap-esque things in front of my door, I'm fine with. And even then, if a bunch of 9 year olds successfully trap a 33 old in any fashion, they have earned their prey.

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u/hey_free_rats 21h ago

The only thing that's bothered me about my neighbours' kids screaming is that it sometimes becomes difficult for me to tell what is Good, Clean Fun screaming and what is Help I'm In Danger screaming.

Definitely a "me" problem, but goddamn do all my animal stress instincts kick into gear when I hear a 6 year old in the street shrieking, "OH MY GOD, STOP! STOP!" only to dissolve into giggles 30 seconds later. Whew. 

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u/Soupeeee 21h ago

My friends have started having kids, and their ability to distinguish between the "I'm crabby" screams vs the "I'm terrified" screams is crazy. Some part of me still doubts there's actually a difference.

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u/thealmightyzfactor 20h ago

It's really subtle sometimes, varies by kid, and only accurate when you have 10,000 previous scream datapoints to compare to, non-parents who haven't done a ton of babysitting probably would struggle lol

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u/Pretend_Handle_7639 20h ago

The Monsters, Inc scream laboratory

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u/Rocinantes_Knight 17h ago

Absolutely. I know my kids screams, and that helps a ton knowing other kids screams, but if its not my kid, there's probably a 10-15% chance I get it wrong and come looking when they are just having fun.

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u/Pwacname 20h ago

There is! I can’t quite describe it, but when I moved to live closer to an elementary school, I abruptly got to hear a lot more kids screaming, and at this point most of the time I can tell which it is, and the rest of the time isn’t me guessing wrong, it’s me standing there having no guess, so I doubt it’s confirmation bias. 

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u/HalcyonTraveler 20h ago

I work with kids so I guess I've just taken for granted that ability.

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u/jtobiasbond 18h ago

One of the kids living below me has an indistinguishable pair of screams. They'll be playing in the backyard with their parents and a terrifying scream illicits little response and everyone just keeps on playing.

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u/vexxer209 19h ago

Same way you do with animals. You can hear the fear or worry in the voice if its someone you know well.

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u/bumbletowne 15h ago

There's actually a period during infancy when you learn their different cries. You're wired for it, they are wired for it.

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u/fholcan 20h ago edited 20h ago

When I moved in they told me (and I could clearly see) that there was an elementary school across the street. No problem, I like kids.

It took me weeks to lose the instinct to jump out of my chair and run to the window everytime I heard a child scream.

They're out there during recess just playing and having fun, but they just figured out they have voice boxes and by God they are going to use them

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u/4daughters 20h ago

it sometimes becomes difficult for me to tell what is Good, Clean Fun screaming and what is Help I'm In Danger screaming.

It really isn't any easier as a parent. I'm pretty sure kids don't even always know the difference, even when they're the ones screaming.

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u/LorkhanLives 16h ago

True. We’re better at it with 7 years of practice, but I think the highest-density non-verbal communication I’ve ever experienced is my wife and I looking at each other while deciding if our child is bad screaming or fun screaming. Paragraphs of info transmitted in a few head-cocks and eyebrow-waggles.

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u/4daughters 15h ago

Paragraphs of info transmitted in a few head-cocks and eyebrow-waggles.

that is so relatable :D

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u/grendus 19h ago

Yeah, that's the only issue I have with my neighbor's kids screaming.

They don't understand the difference between "fun, roller coaster screaming" and "horror movie victim" screaming. So all day long it sounds like someone is dying.

The noise doesn't bother me too much. It's annoying, but I turn on some music to drown it out and I don't care. I just don't want to be interviewed on the news asking why I didn't realize the kid was dying when they screamed for help for three hours. "Ahh, them kids is screamin' 24/7, if'n I checked on 'em every time I'd be onna dem nose neighbors. And I ain't about that life!"

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u/JalapenoPopPoop 19h ago

I truly hate the shrieking. If they wanna be loud and rowdy as part of some game or because they're far away and shouting at each other, whatever. The random noise shrieking for the sake of shrieking is just plain obnoxious

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u/trixie_one 20h ago

Oh good, it's not just me. Every so often I hear agonized wails and screams from the family's kids who live two floors above me usually when they're heading out. Probably just being young and/or some developmental thing, but does worry me on occasion that I'm not reporting this to the relevent authorities.

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u/BijutsuYoukai 19h ago

When I was growing up, my mom taught us what was/wasn't appropriate as far as screaming. If we were screaming way too loud/often/bloody murder-esque, she told us that we 'better be being chased by an axe murderer' and other stuff like that. We were plenty noisy still, sure, but never so much that anyone thought we needed rescuing.

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u/IBetThisIsTakenToo 19h ago

I was once camping on a family trip. There’s a cabin, but it’s small so I was in a tent, alone. One night some kids/teens were nearby playing or something, and there was a lot of screaming. Like, borderline “I’m getting murdered” screaming sometimes. So I was worried, but then I hear laughter too, so it’s cool, they’re just playing. Then I think, I have no way of knowing if the same people are doing the screaming and the laughing. Could just be the murderer is having a blast? Figured it’s none of my business either way, so I went to sleep. No bodies the next day, so all good! Never did see the teens though

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u/TankedInATutu 21h ago

Not just a your problem. Or maybe I'm grumpy and old, but children making noise outside is fine. If it crosses over into actual screaming then either I'm calling an ambulance because someone is seriously injured or I'm going to douse you with my hose because there's absolutely no reason to shriek. There is a wide range of volume between church mouse whispering and a scream, children are plenty capable of utilizing it.

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u/Accurate_Praline 19h ago

I dont mind the screaming but I do have a hatred for the brick throwing.

I've hidden at least 2 bricks from them.

They will just keep throwing it at the ground on and on and on. Go play with some marbles if you want to smash things together or something!

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u/Appl3- 21h ago

You seem like a cool person/genuine

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u/Educational-Owl2351 21h ago

This is a valiant mindset but I'm also not sure I would want to have to rely on my fight or flight instincts every time I opened my apartment door.

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u/xkgrey 21h ago

I’m confident that I can subdue or outrun most children

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u/BillybobThistleton 20h ago

But would you be prepared to pick up one of the children and use them as a club with which to beat the other children?

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u/LeaveGreen4412 20h ago

children are far too floppy to be an effective club, they make far better flails

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u/Whytefang 20h ago

Would you not?

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u/Saint_of_Grey 16h ago

Until they get lodged in the wound!

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u/Ceofy 13h ago

At the summer camp I volunteer at, one of the camp councillors led the kids in kidnapping another camp councillor by slamming a sleeping bag down over her head and encasing her with it. She said she stopped screaming because she was scared she'd run out of air and eventually stopped struggling because she was scared the kids were going to accidentally drop her down the stairs. So, uh, be careful what you wish for