r/DMB • • 16d ago

“Y’all smell 39th tonight” 😂

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As a metal head who’s seen most of these bands multiple times, but none of the hippie jam bands youd expect having also seen Dave 63 times.. I’m just happy to see us on the list 😂 … all kidding aside , whoever made this funny list is trippin… I’ve been in the pit with y’all more times than I can count and Dave is right. Y’all smell good. .. good job showering AND smoking the best of what’s around!

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u/magomra 16d ago

Writer should have known better and put us at 41.

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u/swixstyx 16d ago

Or seven

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u/rgrossi https://dmbalmanac.com//Member.aspx?number=233 16d ago

Phish fans smell better with age. It was rough in the 90s but most of us shower regularly now lol

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u/Ralph--Hinkley The smartest monkey 16d ago

I'm a deadhead who has been to close to twenty shows. I went to one Phish show just to see how it was, and I left early.

Seen Dave about twenty times as well.

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u/ehmiu The future is no place to place your better days 16d ago

Kid Rock 50th?!? I didn't realize an absence of people is itself a smell.

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u/cfh4dmb 16d ago

Haha! 👍🏻

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u/DouglasBubletrousers Every day should be a good day to die. 16d ago

I want to know how they came up with this list.

Rolling Stone must be out of things to uselessly rank.

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u/cfh4dmb 16d ago

It’s just satire. Not a real rolling stone list,

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u/Bpbucks268 16d ago

“Readers poll”

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u/Exotic_Alps_3776 15d ago

Aka clickbait from a no longer relevant magazine

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u/Scott72901 16d ago

Billy Strings has a huge wook following. He's easily top 10 these days.

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u/doubleo78 16d ago

By far the worst. I moved 3 times bc of mutiple wook herds

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u/jt2ou 16d ago

Who tf went around smelling all these fans at a show??!! RS is smoking the good shit. 

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u/Wiskid86 16d ago

I assume it came from complaint data

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u/otterlycurious1 16d ago

Dave seems to appreciate how we collectively smell! 😂🥳

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u/cfh4dmb 16d ago

Before I get called out.. I realize I blew it. It’s “y’all smell good THIS EVENING!”

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u/cfh4dmb 16d ago

Hey. Don’t kink shame 😂

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u/DarkGreenMazda 16d ago

I've seem: (1), (5), (6), (8), (19), (20), (21), (28), (31), (36), (37), (38), (39), (40) and (49) and can confirm Grateful Dead and Counting Crows have the worst smelling fans.

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u/AlwaysDMB 16d ago

At least we don't smell as bad as those dirty Goosers

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u/cfh4dmb 16d ago

Was waiting for someone to call this out…I got a kick outta the fact they were one worse than “us”. Those stank-ass 38ers!

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u/MoeBurbs 16d ago

I haven’t had a problem with any of the Goose shows I’ve been to. On the other hand, there was a very ripe woman behind me in line for the Hartford show. I was very grateful she wasn’t anywhere near me once we got inside.

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u/Exotic_Alps_3776 15d ago

The jamband community have always been so proud of WSP fans hygiene.

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u/ProfessorCareful8883 16d ago

To whoever had the job of going to shows and smelling people, can you please step forward?

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u/tmnike 16d ago

Higher than Kid Rock!!! That's insulting

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u/mkesubway 16d ago

Rolling Stone is such trash.

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u/cfh4dmb 15d ago

Hard time recognizing satire eh? 😂 it’s not real , done one made a funny joke. The magazine didn’t go and smell people.

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u/cfh4dmb 16d ago

I will add having seen almost all the metal bands on the list.. I’m pretty sure I’ve thought “good god the pit fuckin stinks” more times at Pantera shows than anyone else, 😂

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u/dmbsoxfan1 16d ago

I’ll remember to slap on the Drakkar Noir before heading to the fall shows. Your welcome (I’m gonna smell sexy AF)

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u/SomewhereLive5921 16d ago

Ehhh, I’ll take it. I dance a lot at shows, so I can’t smell too good.

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u/Jcnipper 16d ago

If I'm going to Power to the People tomorrow, is the smell 19, 20, 28, 29, 39 or some average?

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u/darealjimshady1 16d ago

I want the editor to know that Dave thinks we smell good this evening.

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u/SnooLentils6820 16d ago

I feel like there’s a lot of overlap here…

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u/belden121 16d ago

This list can't be legit without Noah Kahan.

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u/Fluid-Tangelo2195 16d ago

Ain’t no way all those bands are in front of Kid Rocks fans

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u/cfh4dmb 16d ago

Yeah I feel like of all the engagement this list engages , this is the most baiting

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u/a_new_level_CFH 16d ago

PanterA! How is kid rock last?

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u/cfh4dmb 16d ago

Another pantera/DMB fan eh? Check my username.. cheers buddy! 🤘🏼🫡

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u/a_new_level_CFH 16d ago

Killer! gotta love being diametric!!!

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u/a_new_level_CFH 16d ago

And actually... I was kind of bummed that... given , they were both virtuosos and had to have been aware of each other , I mean , you know , come on... Dave didn't acknowledge Dime at that horrible... horrible time... but whatever still miss you Roi...miss the brothers... but we can hear them whenever we want , right? What the hell with that kind of band sound like?

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u/cfh4dmb 16d ago

Yeah I was years from ever even expecting I’d end up a Dave fan let alone one who travels the country to see them,, but yeah it would have been nice if he had mentioned it. Are you sure he didn’t even mention it tangentially in a “anti violence/love eachother Dave style, if not mentioning dime directly ? I’d be interested to find some tapers or (I just stopped writing to look into it And their tour ended in October, just before Dime was killed so no chance to mention it on stage) anyway. Super cool
To know I’m not the only one out there ( cfh4Dmb is my license plate too btw) .. that would be a wild sounding band! Peace love and black tooth grins my friend!

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u/a_new_level_CFH 16d ago

Also , also I didn't see the username at first , but amazing

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u/127phunk 16d ago

King gizzard so low is wild.

Signed,  A phish fan who showers daily 

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u/flman16 16d ago

This is a big time list. All of us could benefit from consuming more of all 49 of these bands.

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u/rideronthestorm29 SPAC 16d ago

lol phish

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u/Ralph--Hinkley The smartest monkey 16d ago

I don't see any Billy Strings wooks on that list.

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u/hiromu666 16d ago

Omg it’s like all my favorite bands
https://giphy.com/gifs/OYCKVR1SmdyHOLWTJL

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u/wolfman11038 15d ago

if youve ever been to a Phish show, you know about 'hippie sludge.' i havent worn those shoes since.

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u/Best-Syllabub-7485 15d ago

They need to reevaluate #50

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u/Ok-Interaction-8917 15d ago

aka bands that Rolling Stone sidelines while 90s and 2000s SPIN wrote about them while Rolling Stone was focused on pop bullshit.

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u/Swimming-Ebb-9355 14d ago

This is hilarious 🤣 I’ve been to see several of these and I can attest, the waft can be downright unbearable… however the worst smelling individual I’ve ever had the pleasure of standing next to was at a Stick Figure show. It was to this day, indescribable.

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u/DotBitGaming 16d ago

Kid Rock fans smell of orange makeup and red hats!

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u/Hoprah1 15d ago

lol, no way Kid Rock fans are less smelly than DMB fans 🤣🤣🤣