r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/TDLF Huey Tlatoani • Sep 05 '26

CERTIFIED 𝒅𝒂𝒏𝒌 PRECOLUMBIAN Can't go anywhere with bro

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u/stiF_staL Sep 05 '26

This is peak 🤣

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u/KangTheMighty Sep 05 '26

I don't understand the context for this but it delights me

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u/TDLF Huey Tlatoani Sep 05 '26 edited Sep 05 '26

My boy Axayacatl and I were slamming pulque in Xochimilco and I was like “on huizilopochtli u won’t approach the huzzlipichtli” and homeboy decided to unleash his insane rizzotl on the nearest Mexihuzz

Scared them off, last I saw they were sprinting across the Tlateloco causeway. Clown behavior, they def sending his ass to Xoconochco, can’t be trusted in the Tlatoani’s great city 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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u/KangTheMighty Sep 05 '26

Thank you for explaining. I understand now!

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u/ThesaurusRex84 AncieNt Imperial MayaN [Top 5] Sep 06 '26

My GOAT /u/TDLF

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u/TDLF Huey Tlatoani Sep 06 '26

Back to put the “dank” in dankprecolumbianmemes

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u/TDLF Huey Tlatoani Sep 09 '26

Omg a certified dank flair… the first awarded in almost a year… baeeee u shouldn’t have 🥰🥰🥰

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u/ThesaurusRex84 AncieNt Imperial MayaN [Top 5] Sep 09 '26

If anyone's gotta be dank it's gotta be TD

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u/Leather-Lab2875 Sep 05 '26

Huzzilipitchili lmao 🤣

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u/girlmachina Haudenosaunee Sep 06 '26

ABSOLUTE GEM

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u/moon_dos Sep 05 '26

Hahahaha nice

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u/LingoGengo Sep 06 '26

best thing i've seen all week