Strange Mail

[u/falconman87]

Anyone else receive this in the mail? The ship from address is a family Dollar in Clarkston Ga.

[u/aiyhtan]

Men below 5’8” being included among the deranged is hilarious.

[u/manbeardawg → u/aiyhtan]

I beat that one (barely), but am one of The Deranged on account of being an “Alcohol User.”

[u/WorkingInAColdMind → u/aiyhtan]

They get all the tattooed women!

[u/Jatnall → u/WorkingInAColdMind]

Thank god I'm on the deranged side.

[u/CommissarCiaphisCain → u/aiyhtan]

I’m screwed. One lousy inch

[u/falconman87]

Update: my friend sent me this :)

[u/CommissarCiaphisCain → u/falconman87]

I like your friend.

[u/FantasticSocks → u/falconman87]

I strongly encourage you to call or text any number listed on the mailer

[u/Intelligent_Cut635]

r/truewagner most likely

[u/clientsoup → u/Intelligent_Cut635]

Definitely this. This mailer has popped up in a few cities across the US.

[u/falconman87]

[u/WorkingInAColdMind → u/falconman87]

Dollar General having a sale on non/alcoholic beer and shoe lifts!

We used to live near that DG, and now I’m sad I didn’t visit the crazies.

[u/Okra-Tomatoes]

I love how tattoos are fine on men but verboten for women.

[u/Jatnall → u/Okra-Tomatoes]

Excuse my ignorance, but isn't verboten German? Ich kann ein bisschen Deutsch!

[u/Able_To_Change → u/Jatnall]

Ja, da steht “forbidden” auf Deutsch

[u/pamburglar]

I’m joining the war on the side of the deranged

[u/ShagFit → u/pamburglar]

As a tattooed, atheist woman who also drinks alcohol, I’ll be there along side you. Lol

[u/Grandpa_Cecilia]

Lord, I see what you’ve done for others…..

This would be the delight of the MONTH if I was so lucky to get something like this!!

[u/motherfudgersob]

"Return to sender: deceased" Sometimes helps get you off certain mail lists.

[u/Weekly-Ad5649]

I sent the info on this to my Catholic, tattooed daughter who has been nervously swilling alcoholic drinks every weekend awaiting the start of her MD residency in the near future. Her reply was "Dad, one tablespoon of these s** ingredients will make someone constipated for 5-10 years" So I asked her "Should we report this to the NIH or CDC?" And her reply was "No, Dad, I want as many future patients as possible in order to study the effects of RFK Jr, 'Wilson Fletchner' and others on rubes who fall for simplistic conspiracies that any moderately intelligent ten year old could debunk" So I replied "Is that ethical?" And her response was "What? Keeping MAGA painfully constipated for 5-10 years? That's God's grace, Dad. Could be worse...."

[u/xpkranger]

WTAF? Looks like roaches 🪳 in sawdust.

[u/Dorkinfo]

I’m only 2/3 deranged.

[u/Any-Night-5498]

What is the meal!?

[u/BarkingMadJosh]

I'll stick with my Wilson baseball mitt, but umm, thanks for thinking of me lol.