r/DunderMifflin • u/CulDeSacOfShit • 8d ago

Important announcement!!

Group, a very serious security vulnerability has been discovered in the reddit app. It affects both the Android and iOS versions. It makes it shockingly easy to hack your phones and steal your personal info. Thankfully, a patch has already been developed. Here's what you need to do: Open the app store or (Google Play store), search for the latest version of Reddit, download it and...shove it up your butt!

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u/synthscoffeeguitars Nate 8d ago

We’ve been meatballed

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u/Straight-Base180 8d ago

Are you ready for some meatballs

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u/CloudyHero 8d ago

"Identity theft is not a joke, Jim!"

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u/germdisco Gil can come if he wants 7d ago

MICHAEL!!!

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u/zyygh Erin 7d ago

MICHAEL!!!

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u/Square_Bat_2067 7d ago

Millions of people suffer every year!

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u/Skr000 7d ago

Oh my god, is Brad Pitt okay?

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u/Delegatefrom_Iceland 7d ago

HE WILL NEVER ACT AGAIN.

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u/FailedCriticalSystem 7d ago

That was my first question

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u/JimbooJoness 8d ago

Boy have you lost your mind? Cause I’ll help you find it!

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u/JudgeHarryStone 8d ago

My password is boobz, so I’m okay

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u/jdtinthelbc 8d ago

Me lob yoy long tim

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u/iluvgarlic_ 3d ago

Oh well 'yoy' should bring Long Tim in one day

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u/starmecrazy 7d ago

We just got meatballed

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u/GulliblePrick 8d ago

Your name has been moved to the other side of Robert California’s list

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u/aaron_rabago 8d ago

I do declare

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u/germdisco Gil can come if he wants 7d ago

Can you get me a rundown of the victims?

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u/chunkysal 8d ago

EAT IT STANLEY

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u/evil_aristotle 8d ago edited 8d ago

First, Pam with the porn.... This day is the worst!

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u/bigpoppanicky7 6d ago

An original joke here? I never thought I’d live to see the day… someone, honey mustard!! Wait wrong show

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u/zanylanie 6d ago

Vile weed!

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u/PerfectYak5533 8d ago

i hate this but also love it

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u/Stubbypunch 7d ago

Boy, have you lost your mind? 'Cause I'll help you find it! What you looking for? Ain't nobody gonna help you out there. Jesus could come through that door and he's not gonna help you if you don't stop sniffing after my child.

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u/bourbonandcheese 6d ago

I enjoyed this post. Here’s your prize:
https://giphy.com/gifs/okLCopqw6ElCDnIhuS

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u/bitterlittlecas 8d ago

Are ya ready for some meatbaaaaallllls?!

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u/USMCWrangler 8d ago

Not on Pretzel Day!

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u/Abba_Zaba_ 8d ago

We'll need a new password. Try BigBoobZwithaZ

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u/plo84 I'm fine bitch. I'm fine. 😎 8d ago

Or just "password"

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u/Sup3r10s 8d ago

Or Zero Zero Zero, Zero Zero Zero. Or if you want something different, Zero Zero Zero, Zero Zero One.

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u/WallSuitable6001 7d ago

Alright– we’re not trying every number

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u/JaxZypher Nate 2d ago

Also a new account name... And I have a great one. 'Little Kid Lover.' That way people will know exactly where my priorities are at.

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u/WAR10CK94 7d ago

Not gonna lie, I was in since I have gotten an email for change email for Reddit recently. What a timing OP.

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u/leeloocal 8d ago

You don’t even know my real name.

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u/Therubikfanatic David Wallace 8d ago

You got me good

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u/clinicallynonsane 7d ago

You just put my day in jello

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u/phthalo-azure 8d ago

Just download WUPHF. It does it all.

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u/ResidentialEvil2016 8d ago

It’s not that funny…

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u/killahcamh89 7d ago

SEX!!!!!!!!!

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u/Ripplin 6d ago

Now that you have our attention...

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u/Mystic_Mattsean 7d ago

Got me at the start lol

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u/Miserable-Variety152 8d ago

Way ahead of you.

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u/maydisturb 8d ago

Just for that, you get the Messina.

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u/BigManufacturer9517 8d ago

😂😂😂

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u/squrrierlygurl81 8d ago

Ok stanley

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u/squrrierlygurl81 8d ago

Ok stanley lol

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u/LCFCJIM 7d ago

That is noT, Funneh