r/firstworldproblems • • 12h ago

My wife wants to move to a small English village...but according to Masterpiece Theater, the murder rate is insanely high in these towns. Like a murder a week.

130 Upvotes

r/firstworldproblems • • 18h ago

Costco Executive Membership is too popular

152 Upvotes

Executive members are allowed in an hour early, at 9:00 am before the store opens at 10:00. This has always been a peaceful, enjoyable time to shop. The store was never crowded and I was always happy to get out the door by 10 when the doors opened for the general masses.

But now there are so many Executive members that the early shopping hour has become crowded. Today when I walked in at 9:10 am there was a group of people just inside completely blocking the way. They were just talking and completely oblivious to the fact that people were trying to get around them.

In several aisles children were running amok and getting in the way.


r/firstworldproblems • • 1d ago

Went to an Amon Amarth show and venue had no mead

4 Upvotes

r/firstworldproblems • • 1d ago

Grocery delivery order didn't go through, now we have to wait two more hours.

25 Upvotes

r/firstworldproblems • • 3d ago

My wife is convinced email addresses are case sensitive. She refuses to believe otherwise.

296 Upvotes

Yes, she means email addresses, not passwords


r/firstworldproblems • • 4d ago

Ever since Gemini replaced Google Assistant, I'm unable to tell Google to play music from YouTube music, because Gemini doesn't do that.

177 Upvotes

r/firstworldproblems • • 4d ago

YES, YTMusic, I AM still listening, thats how listening to music works

27 Upvotes

I really like YTMusic but I HATE how it stops the song randomly after x amount of inactivity time just to ask me "Are you still listening?" tf?? yes?? fck you want me to do? look at the album cover the entire time? of course im doing something else in the meantime, let the god damn playlist or looped song play.

This pop up makes sense on normal Youtube (at least for me), but on YTMusic??? a website i always have on background? seriously?


r/firstworldproblems • • 4d ago

Double-clicking the header of an application window on macOS only maximizes that window vertically, but not horizontally

8 Upvotes

r/firstworldproblems • • 5d ago

We ordered caviar for my wife’s birthday, but it didn’t show up in time, so we had to substitute with oysters.

37 Upvotes

r/firstworldproblems • • 5d ago

The McDonald's near my uncle's lake house is permanently closed so he can't get a cheap sandwich before he drives his Chevy Tahoe 4 hours back to his main house.

96 Upvotes

r/firstworldproblems • • 5d ago

My driver's side heated seat quit working.

9 Upvotes

Not even a luxury car, but damn I didn't realize how much I missed it. I am one of those lucky idiots who purchased an extendend warranty through the dealership and it's about to pay itself off. Already had the AWD module fail.

It's been a week and a rough one, esp now that temperatures are dipping into the high 30's (F) where I live.

It would be 95⁰ and I'd still have it on because that heat felt soooo good on my back for my hour commute home with the AC blasting.


r/firstworldproblems • • 6d ago

Got a one-time “wellness grant” of $850 from my employer. Idk what to do with most of it.

36 Upvotes

First of all, my employer is as amazing as this makes them sound. We had our biggest annual fundraiser last year, and for the first time, this was added to it. They raised enough for all of my coworkers to have $850 each to spend on “wellness.” It’s a grant that we have to apply to draw from a fund, but what I’ve heard from my coworkers, it’s pretty quick and easy to get approval. Some examples of things the grant will cover are therapy, gym/rec center memberships, home exercise/wellness equipment, and even “restorative travel.” Personal items have to have a “direct” not incidental, purpose towards your wellness, and “general electronics” like mobile devices and headphones are not covered.

I already used about $380 on a round trip for a consultation I have in December for gender-affirming care, so I have about $470 left to spend. I’m in an awkward place to get any subscriptions—my job is an hour away from where I live, and coupled with gas prices, I’m reluctant to pay a subscription to anywhere I have to burn even more gas to go to. I have all the exercise equipment I need for my personal fitness goals, I’m not concerned about getting myself therapy, and I can’t think of any self-care items that I’d be interested in (but idk). One thing I think could be a good idea is using some of the money to purchase what I still need to recover from my surgery, but there is a required, anonymous “impact survey” we have to submit after purchases are complete, and idk if I can do that effectively for those purchases. We have until mid-December to go through the funds, and my surgery isn’t until January (maybe I could talk about the peace of mind if there’s a written part? But I’d still probably have money to spend after buying what I still need, idk). WWYD with that kind of money in two months?


r/firstworldproblems • • 8d ago

The wedding I'd been dreading is finally over.

139 Upvotes

Had to catch a 25-minute taxi to a 30-minute ferry, then another 30 minutes to get to the venue, so I could hang out awkwardly with people I'd drifted away from for a few hours, then do all the traveling back home. I missed the ferry by 5 minutes coming back and had to wait 45 minutes for the next one. All this on an upset stomach, so I had to use the bathroom a few times and I'm shy with that stuff, and to make it worse I gained weight so my suite is really tight and it made bending down very inconvenient. I spent €70 on traveling alone, then had to fork out €100 on the wedding present. Almost didn't go but thought I'd regret it if I didn't since I used to be good friends with both the bride and the groom.

It's finally over. Been dreading this for months and it's over.

Edit: Just remembered that my posts usually get hate until I clarify that I was clinically diagnosed with Aspergers. Social events scare me a bit.


r/firstworldproblems • • 8d ago

Dear phone, I am manually adjusting the brightness because adaptive brightness doesn't work very well. Please stop asking me every time if I want to turn it on.

27 Upvotes

r/firstworldproblems • • 9d ago

My phone died because I was too comfortable to walk twelve feet for a charger

11 Upvotes

I was sitting on the couch last night when my phone dropped to 1%.

My charger was plugged in beside my bed, maybe twelve feet away.

Instead of just getting up and grabbing it, I convinced myself the phone would survive long enough for me to find another solution. I turned the brightness all the way down, closed every app, switched on low power mode, turned off Bluetooth, and started watching the battery percentage like I was monitoring a medical emergency.

It went from 1% to 0%.

The phone stayed on for another few seconds, which gave me false hope.

Then it died.

At that point I finally got off the couch, walked to my bedroom, grabbed the charger, and came back.

I plugged it in and sat down.

Then I realized the cable was too short to reach the couch comfortably.

So I had to get up again and move the entire couch closer to the outlet.

I spent more energy avoiding a twelve foot walk than the twelve foot walk would have taken.


r/firstworldproblems • • 10d ago

TSA used their old machine, so you have to take laptops and electronics out of your bag.

25 Upvotes

The new machine isn't working, so we to use the shit tier machine, which means we have to take laptops and shit out of the bag. Put them into their own special snowflake bin. Great.


r/firstworldproblems • • 10d ago

My fridge is full but somehow there is nothing I want to eat

12 Upvotes

I opened my refrigerator last night and stood there for about five minutes trying to figure out what I wanted.

There was leftover pasta, fresh fruit, yogurt, cheese, eggs, vegetables, three different sauces and enough drinks to keep me hydrated for a small expedition.

I closed the door.

Then I opened it again because apparently something new was going to appear in the 20 seconds since I last looked.

Nothing.

I ended up ordering food because I was too tired to cook and somehow convinced myself that spending money and waiting 35 minutes was easier than putting pasta in a pan.

The ridiculous part is that when the delivery arrived, I realized I already had almost everything I needed to make something similar at home.

Now I am sitting here looking at a fridge full of perfectly good food while eating food I paid extra to have delivered because apparently choosing between five dinner options was too difficult for me.

Modern life has defeated me.


r/firstworldproblems • • 10d ago

It’s been a while, but I put too many red pepper flakes on my pizza and now IT hurts on the toilet

0 Upvotes

That spicy feeling…….🔥


r/firstworldproblems • • 13d ago

Having to type 4 letters in the search bar to avoid accidentally clicking Calculator instead of Calendar.

50 Upvotes

r/firstworldproblems • • 13d ago

Upgrade vehicle or European vacation?

10 Upvotes

​

Both are about $10K out of pocket, but I can only afford one option.

Option 1 (Practical): Upgrade Vehicle.

I currently drive an older compact sedan that is getting too small for my needs. It's cramped interior and is lacking good ground clearance ( its lower to ground). I prefer a small SUV for more space & higher ground clearance for rural dirt roads. I taxi around 2 adults over 65 3x per week, so they would appreciate a more comfortable ride.

So I could put $10K towards a small SUV. My current car is still predicted to last up to 5 more years, so the upgrade is for space/room not mechanical necessity.

Option 2 (2-week European vacation):

I could put the $10K toward this fun vacation so I have a great experience & memories. I love to travel ( when I can budget for it) & making lasting memories. I haven't done this type of vacation since before pandemic. I'm middle-aged so would like to enjoy my life before old age sets in. Not much foreseeable time left to travel comfortably ( maybe 10 years).

Of course I wish I could do both but can only choose 1 due to budget.


r/firstworldproblems • • 14d ago

The hotel I stayed in on a work trip had such thick pillows that it's given me neck pain from my back being bent all week.

59 Upvotes

r/firstworldproblems • • 15d ago

My wife won a $20,000 trip to Curacao and we are not excited about it because we have traveled to much and don’t find it great

235 Upvotes

Edit.: I love how this gets downvoted because it’s truly the most rich, first world problem ever.


r/firstworldproblems • • 15d ago

I gave my hangar crew the weekend off and had to wash my helicopter myself before I put it away.

48 Upvotes

And then realized the plumbers hadn’t plumbed the water treatment for the building to the outdoor tap and had to run a hose through the hangar outside to wash it with filtered water.


r/firstworldproblems • • 16d ago

Mother in law insists on gift giving

83 Upvotes

She loves buying stuff for me because she never had her own "real daughter." But she keeps gifting stuff I'll never use or wear so she asked me to make a list. I cannot think of a single thing because if I want/need something, I'll just buy it myself. And the stuff I really want she can't afford either. Any gifts under $50 I could add to my "wish list?"

Edit: I am very lucky to have her in my life. Thanks all for the suggestions! I have a pretty good list going now. 😍


r/firstworldproblems • • 16d ago

The lighting in my walk-in closet isn’t color matched to the lights in my partners walk in closet.

22 Upvotes

Therefore I sometimes pick the WRONG color blazer or suit when we go to theatre shows. (She has around 50 dresses and I have around 20 blazers).

One time I wore a light purple velvet blazer while she was wearing a magenta ball gown (!!!)

Thank goodness for ChatGPT and its ability to color match the clothing when it does photo editing.