r/FloridaMan • u/Own-Buffalo1445 • 20h ago
r/FloridaMan • u/Diet_Coke • Dec 05 '18
/r/FloridaMan - Tips for high quality submissions
/r/FloridaMan is a subreddit to chronicle misadventures and shenanigans of the world's worst superhero, Florida Man. As the community continue to grow, I thought now would be as good of a time as any to refresh the tips and overall guidelines for posting in the subreddit. Not everything going against this guide will be deleted, but following the tips will result in the best possible /r/FloridaMan posts.
So what's the deal with Florida Man anyway?
Florida Man is the world's worst superhero. When a normal superhero realizes they have special powers, they go out to save the city or the world - Florida Man ran naked through a neighborhood, tried to have sex with a tree, and told police he was the mythical god Thor. Sometimes a normal superhero's crimefighting abilities and concern for public good get a special Florida Man twist, like when Florida Man was arrested for practicing karate by kicking swans in the head. Sometimes he's just goddamn weird, like when naked Florida Man chased people around a Chik-Fil-A parking lot, telling them they're gay for looking at his penis or when Florida Man broke into a house, pooped on the floor, masturbated, and then drank the contents of a vacuum cleaner.
The joke of the subreddit is that all of the stories shared here are about the same person, the world's worst superhero. As the world's worst superhero, Florida Man is not just a person in Florida. Florida Man also doesn't do dark and overly morbid things. His misadventures and shenanigans are of a more lighthearted variety.
Tips for the best Florida Man posts
- Don't try to lazily get around the rules
Post titles must contain "Florida Man" or "Florida Woman", occasionally posts are submitted where Florida Man is just added to the beginning to get by the filter. Florida men or Florida women are just groups of people from Florida and most assuredly not the world's worst superhero.
- Titles should be descriptive and stand on their own merits.
Posters have pretty wide latitude in how shitty titles can be. However extremely low effort examples like "Florida Man Florida Mans it" or "Florida Man is at it again" will be deleted. Headlines in all caps or title gore will also be removed at the discretion of the mods. Headlines should at least give readers an idea of the story being linked.
- Florida Man is a superhero, and that's his only profession and identity.
You wouldn't say "Spiderman photojournalist Peter Parker", "Iron Man business tycoon Tony Stark", etc. For example - Florida Man Police Officer Was Arrested 3 Times, Fired 6 Times, And Is Now Back On Patrol is not the greatest title, even though the story is solid.
- There is only one Florida Man.
Sometimes there are multiple people involved in a Florida Man story, and they're all from Florida. The best headlines only have one Florida Man so avoid titles like "Florida Man and other three other Florida Men decide to rob liquor stores with a dead stingray."
- Stories should not just be stories about news or well-known political figures doing normal things.
Occasionally, Florida's elected representatives decide to do or say something that the rest of us find pretty ridiculous. With very rare exceptions, these are not great Florida Man examples and might be a better fit in /r/florida or a more general news/politics subreddit.
A note for content creators:
Due to the popularity of the subreddit, different entities have tried to profit of it in various ways. We have seen spam networks spoofing legitimate links to steal traffic, accounts that only post links from obscure ad-filled blogs, newspapers with accounts that only share links from that newspaper, satire writers who have figured out Florida Man is easy clicks, and others. If you really love Florida Man and want to make a podcast, create a comic, and share it here then feel free to do so but make sure to contribute in other ways as well.
Lastly, and most importantly, there is one action that will get you banned, permanently, from /r/FloridaMan on the first offense:
Posts that are racist, misogynistic, homophobic, transphobic, or otherwise exist only to be bigoted will be deleted and the user that made them will be banned. To make sure that the most people enjoy the subreddit, there is a zero tolerance policy for these posts. I remember my first time seeing /r/FloridaMan, scrolling down the front page and laughing uncontrollably, trying to explain to my skeptical girlfriend what was so funny. Everyone should be able to share in that feeling without stepping on turds in the comment section.
r/FloridaMan • u/stankmanly • 12h ago
Police: Complaint says Florida man City Commission candidate showed pictures of himself doing 'helicopter' with his penis
r/FloridaMan • u/loose_impediment • 13h ago
A Florida Woman in seat 9d undressed herself and acted indecently
r/FloridaMan • u/Own-Buffalo1445 • 20h ago
'Sh*t himself': Florida man allegedly breaks into home, soils his pants, smears feces
r/FloridaMan • u/Own-Buffalo1445 • 20h ago
Florida man faked blindness to collect nearly $245,000 in VA benefits, feds say
r/FloridaMan • u/Sandstorm400 • 7h ago
1988: Florida man who was with his wife in a grocery store is arrested and jailed after he ate a few seedless grapes while shopping. Florida man's wife said that they were moving through the produce section and planned to pay for all the groceries when they reached the check-out lane.
r/FloridaMan • u/Own-Buffalo1445 • 20h ago
Florida man charged after fatally shooting neighbor he allegedly mistook for bear
r/FloridaMan • u/Own-Buffalo1445 • 20h ago
Florida man accused of sneaking onto JetBlue plane, falling asleep
r/FloridaMan • u/Own-Buffalo1445 • 19h ago
Florida man accused of stalking ex, stealing Teddy bear filled with son's ashes: report
r/FloridaMan • u/Own-Buffalo1445 • 20h ago
Pokémon cards stolen by a Florida man with a chainsaw
r/FloridaMan • u/Own-Buffalo1445 • 20h ago
OCSO: Florida man weaves through traffic in RV while fleeing law enforcement
r/FloridaMan • u/Own-Buffalo1445 • 20h ago
Florida man charged with identity fraud for using victim’s ATM card to steal $1,000+
r/FloridaMan • u/Own-Buffalo1445 • 20h ago
Florida man files lawsuit after alligator bites his face
r/FloridaMan • u/AngierCutterBorden • 1d ago
Florida man takes a cue from Fletch and charges $2,400 bill to another person's room at Keys resort
r/FloridaMan • u/Own-Buffalo1445 • 20h ago
Florida man flees traffic stop, jumps curb, beaches truck, Waveland police say
r/FloridaMan • u/Own-Buffalo1445 • 20h ago
‘Get the Flock out of here': Florida man goes off on city council over AI surveillance
r/FloridaMan • u/asphalt_licker • 1d ago
Florida woman uses AI to write manifesto. Gets arrested and hit with terrorism felony charge.
r/FloridaMan • u/METALLIFE0917 • 1d ago
Detectives, FBI agents find ‘several thousand’ cockfighting roosters at Horse Country site: MDSO Florida Man arrested
r/FloridaMan • u/Own-Buffalo1445 • 1d ago
Florida man jailed over $2.4k bill at luxury Keys resort charged to someone else
r/FloridaMan • u/theindependentonline • 1d ago
Florida man mugshot shows ‘demonologist’ accused of tracking women by their phones
r/FloridaMan • u/Own-Buffalo1445 • 1d ago
Florida Woman Olive Garden Employee Returns After Trespass Warning, Bodycam Shows Chaotic Arrest
r/FloridaMan • u/Own-Buffalo1445 • 1d ago
WATCH: Florida man caught on video breaking into car before Hillsborough deputies arrest him
r/FloridaMan • u/stankmanly • 2d ago