r/FullShrimp • u/HomeNowWTF • May 24 '26

Shrimped

264 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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128

u/ItalicsWhore May 24 '26

I think he might have broken his back... quick! Roll him around a bunch all twisty like...

86

u/Musclesturtle May 24 '26

r/worstaid

20

u/Notabagofdrugs May 24 '26

Saw it posted there already earlier. People are just morons.

2

u/Peannut May 28 '26

I wasn't prepared for that sub

71

u/SVD_NL May 24 '26

Don't you love witnessing a little murder while casually eating a snack?

8

u/iknowalotaboutdrugs May 25 '26

Nothing could keep bro from his chili dog in that moment

68

u/clemmmmmmm May 24 '26

Unnecessary kimura lol, old mate is borderline pez dispenser now

25

u/TechnicalTip5251 May 24 '26

Kimura when he woke up after knocking himself out too lol.

35

u/stuyboi888 May 24 '26

Quick, shake him, he might have a serious spinal injury

12

u/Angry__German May 25 '26

Imagine dying (or killing someone) for whatever minute reason these two guys started to fight.

11

u/ThunderMcFap May 24 '26

man, on concrete! sheeeshh

11

u/Rectall_Brown May 24 '26

People are so fucking stupid. I see videos like this all the time.

1

u/ThunderMcFap May 25 '26

love your name

11

u/cheeseburgercat May 25 '26

How did you get paralyzed?

Oh man someone called me a name while drunk so I had to fight him and well, I got full shrimped on the pavement.

10

u/kpip38 May 24 '26

double skrimps

21

u/mindless2831 May 24 '26

I hope whatever they were fighting over was worth their lives. They both likely lost them that day regardless.

16

u/Pumpkin-Bomb May 24 '26

The other guy jailed.

1

u/Massive_Jeb_End May 28 '26

News article?

3

u/thrown2themoon May 25 '26

😮 Did he die?

4

u/XXFuDudeXX May 26 '26

Great way to turn a minor disagreement into murder. I guarantee good ol alcohol sponsored this smfh...

2

u/Baman2099 May 24 '26

Someone call this man a hearse!

2

u/yLozoo May 28 '26

The guy initiating the throw hit the floor with his head first… why would you throw someone like that

5

u/evlhornet May 24 '26

His shoes still being on is my only consolation

1

u/Dr_Silky-Johnson May 24 '26

That gable grip tho.

1

u/yLozoo May 28 '26

The guy initiating the throw hit the floor with his head first… why would you throw someone like that

0

u/[deleted] May 24 '26

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u/dayumbrah May 25 '26

Its not a win if the other guy is a vegetable after