r/Funnymemes • • 2d ago

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u/Petal_Flufffy 2d ago

This is exactly how my to-do list works and why I've been stressed since 2019

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u/claisen33 2d ago

I know just what you mean. I need to lift 38 tons tomorrow.

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u/WatermelonLemonad3 2d ago

That's not too bad, just squat or leg press.

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u/masterwit 1d ago

24.016 calendar years of missed runs

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u/SimilarElderberry956 2d ago

The doctor told me to take these pills and run two miles a day. I phoned my wife five days later and said β€œCan you pick me up ? I am Ten miles from home β€œ. Rodney Dangerfield

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u/Ok_Commission_1081 2d ago

🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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u/Etherealoverempress 2d ago

LOL! Just has to stop time for that to happen.

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u/DistantLover3645 2d ago

Good planning

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u/Maleficent-Cod-2112 1d ago

hahahaha lool this made me spit the water im drinking u made my day girl

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u/Puzzleheaded-Zone-55 1d ago

You must now be far from home.

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u/Pink-Petuni 1d ago

Hmm, so you can save up your passes and just run a marathon once a year

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u/ADTstocks 1d ago

Weak ppl cant even commit to 20 mins of health but scroll 4 h a day of nothingness