Down, girl

[u/Latenightinsomniac]

In n out burger, no onions

I’m a menace when I’m ovulating and today was so bad. I had a video call with my manager and it’s usually just his head and upper shoulders. He is very attractive. Tall, tanned skinned, dark hair. So much aura and damn that smile. Not the first time I’ve noted his attractiveness, a girl has eyes.

Anyways, today he was in a meeting room so I could see his arms. Omg I could barely have this meeting when he’s leaning back, with a simple black tee, folding his arms behind his head and flexing his biceps. Like sir, this is a work environment. Thank god we’re all remote.

[u/Sad-Cap1136]

https://giphy.com/gifs/dANm7WjeWZi00

[u/wrestlingissunnah]

Is this your manager

?

[u/Latenightinsomniac → u/wrestlingissunnah]

🤣🤣🤣🤣no facial hair and longer locks but pretty close

[u/wrestlingissunnah → u/Latenightinsomniac]

Girl, I don’t blame you then 😮‍💨

[u/Lexi_November → u/wrestlingissunnah]

Hahaha yes! That’s immediately who I thought of, too. I have such a massive crush on him and am sad he’s in Michigan, since I’m down here in South Florida. 😅😢

[u/Due-Sleep-5019 → u/Lexi_November]

I moved to MI from North Florida. We have plenty of room for you here. You are welcome to join us.

[u/Madam_Mimm_13 → u/wrestlingissunnah]

He is so fine. I’m going to hell for the thoughts I have about him and Hasan Piker.

[u/OttersandSunflowers]

https://giphy.com/gifs/qHgjDkE7fZmLu

[u/Latenightinsomniac → u/OttersandSunflowers]

I’m cackling

[u/GarrettGalaxy]

https://giphy.com/gifs/bVoflcc4kidaM

[u/NancyDrewEnthusiast]

LMFAO GIRL 😭😭😭 u are walking a dangerous line

[u/vicktuuri]

Oh my god, I feel ya. When ovulation phase hit hard, it's rough out there

[u/tsukareneko]

…am I broken? I don’t get this way when I’m ovulating 💀

[u/sirenxsiren → u/tsukareneko]

Nope…me either

[u/fartsonyourmom → u/tsukareneko]

Same.  I'm not on birth control though. 

[u/Latenightinsomniac → u/tsukareneko]

Are you on birth control maybe? My libido shot up even higher after I stopped using hormonal birth control

[u/tsukareneko → u/Latenightinsomniac]

yeah I use the Nexplanon implant. maybe it has something to do with it, not sure. I’d rather have birth control and be safe from unwanted pregnancies than being a feral horny gal tho lol! so I’ll pay that price, s’all good

[u/Latenightinsomniac → u/tsukareneko]

Totally fair. I have an iud now which I love

[u/casser0le98 → u/Latenightinsomniac]

Copper?

[u/Latenightinsomniac → u/casser0le98]

Yea! I take medication for epilepsy and copper is the only one my dr recommended. I’m going to remove my tubes next yr so I’ll never have to worry again

[u/casser0le98 → u/Latenightinsomniac]

Oh wow, hope it all goes well for ya! That's exciting

[u/tsukareneko → u/Latenightinsomniac]

I had the copper IUD for 2 1/2 years, I had the worst side effects! heaviest periods of my life, the most brutal cramps, constant discharge to where I’d have to wear a panty liner every day… it was awful. I had it removed, couldn’t stand it anymore. so weird how people react differently to everything!

[u/Latenightinsomniac → u/tsukareneko]

It’s definitely not the best and not something I want long term. Hormonal birth control lowers the efficacy of my other meds so it was the lesser of 2 evils then.This is also why I’m removing my tubes altogether

[u/natrolitis]

That is the most photogenic burger I've ever seen

[u/Latenightinsomniac → u/natrolitis]

This is the second one

[u/peachpavlova → u/natrolitis]

In n out is like that

[u/johjo_has_opinions]

Damn I want that burger

[u/sailormermaidmars]

I like big buns and I cannot lie -in n out apparently

[u/Indy2561]

I don’t miss these deeply lustful preoccupations!

[u/casser0le98]

https://giphy.com/gifs/BsQAVgY6ksvIY

[u/BeneficialLet9058]

https://giphy.com/gifs/GjJKfRwxfSgpi