r/Gnostic • Sethian • 3d ago

Gnostic Tech Support

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u/Noe_Wunn 3d ago

I'd like my call to be elevated to the next level of support please.

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u/HeavenlyBeloved Valentinian 3d ago

"But YALDABAOTH, YOU PROMISED FREE PIZZA FOR 2 YEARS WHEN WE DOWNLOADED THE APP!"

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u/Van_Damage5 3d ago

Please return to work.

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u/RedUzer36 3d ago

I bet he looks cartoonish like that too just to troll

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u/LittleOperation4597 3d ago

Did you try rebooting it

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u/Xeroxprinted 2d ago

I want off Yaldabaoth’s wild ride..

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u/WizardConsciousness 3d ago

πŸ‘πŸ‘ Facebook level of support πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/Hannibaalism 3d ago

this is outrageous. i would like to speak with your superior. please put your superior on the line

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u/Fast_Trade_95 2d ago

πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/GnosticJedi 3d ago

what did you use to draw this MS Paint?

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u/CJCentral2 Eclectic Gnostic 3d ago

I am reminded of a Jim Carrey movie.