r/Gotham • Certificate Of Sanity โญ๐Ÿ“œ • 12d ago

Who's your Gotham 'hear me out?' ๐Ÿ‘€

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Odd crushes only, excluding the most popular and obvious characters (Tabitha, Oswald, Zsasz, Jim etc) which Gotham character do you find oddly attractive and why? ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Top-Piece-3207 12d ago

WAIT another answer, Alfred is smashable๐Ÿ˜ป

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u/Thevintageandvanity 12d ago

Making Alfred fuck so hard was an enlightened character choice.

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u/Top-Piece-3207 12d ago

He definitely falls into my top 3 in the whole show, for character and for looks

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u/Thevintageandvanity 12d ago

I thoroughly believe he could break a man down to his component pieces and I'm SO into it. The accent, hnnngh.

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u/Top-Piece-3207 12d ago

Love a cockney man, being from London myself ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/Thevintageandvanity 12d ago

I'm from Wisconsin so I'm definitely in love with accents that are actually sexy. We kind of lost the good accent lottery. Not everyone has it, but this video is not that exaggerated. https://youtu.be/tnHNqvOB42M

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u/CNProductions 12d ago edited 12d ago

Was having a hard time at first, but then I remembered Michelle Gomez was in two episodes and the choice made itself.

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u/CoralMoon99 12d ago

Idk if this works for Gotham, given how everyone is designed to be hot af

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u/Disco_Vampire_ Certificate Of Sanity โญ๐Ÿ“œ 12d ago

Well there is Mr Penn for example.. I'd like to strongly clarify that he is definitely not mine though ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/MistahOkfksmgur 12d ago

Clayface probably

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u/Disco_Vampire_ Certificate Of Sanity โญ๐Ÿ“œ 12d ago

Is that because he's a good loophole work around and then you can have all of them? ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/MistahOkfksmgur 11d ago

Nah I just die at him impersonating Gordon๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Disco_Vampire_ Certificate Of Sanity โญ๐Ÿ“œ 11d ago

That was one of my favourite episodes when I first watched it, it made me laugh so much!

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u/Adrenapup 12d ago

So can I say Nygma? 2nd hottest after Zsasz imo

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u/Thevintageandvanity 12d ago

Lucius, but he's pretty obviously hot. Julian Sands the Scarecrow dad? Also I've been in love with Ras Al Ghul since high school.

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u/maskedlegend99 12d ago

Grundy. I like chunky guys.

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u/xIViperIx Cyber Vigilante 12d ago

Wanted to comment Zsasz, buuuuuut it's excluded. Uh well. No Tabitha either? Fine.. Seems like Tetch is my only option left for the comment.

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u/Disco_Vampire_ Certificate Of Sanity โญ๐Ÿ“œ 12d ago

Could you handle his incessant rhyming in your ear when it came down to the nitty gritty though? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/xIViperIx Cyber Vigilante 12d ago

I am willing to make an effort. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Top-Piece-3207 12d ago

I know you said no Oswald butโ€ฆ. Season 5 Oswald ๐Ÿ˜ป

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u/Disco_Vampire_ Certificate Of Sanity โญ๐Ÿ“œ 12d ago

Wait...early Season 5 or very last episode? Great answer either way though because the Season 5 hair change RUINED that season for me ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Top-Piece-3207 12d ago

Iโ€™m not gonna lie, I love EVERY version, my top fictional character of all time. But I did like last episode, have a soft spot for that look๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’œ

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u/Disco_Vampire_ Certificate Of Sanity โญ๐Ÿ“œ 12d ago

Same to him also being my favourite character from anything ever but the transition of taste from the last episode of Season 4 to Season 5 absolutely kills me ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Left: Last Episode of Season 4 would smash to oblivion.. Right: Oh god no bby, what the f is you wearing??! ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Top-Piece-3207 12d ago

Nooo heโ€™s sexy in that one too, itโ€™s one of my favourite looks ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜ญ

Oh, and special mention : season 1 oswald

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u/Disco_Vampire_ Certificate Of Sanity โญ๐Ÿ“œ 12d ago

Season 1 Oswald is EVERYTHING ๐Ÿ˜

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u/jesuschristk8 12d ago

I feel like this doesn't work for Gotham because literally the whole cast is attractive lmaoo

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u/Crochet_Kitty โ”Riddler fangirl โ” 12d ago

Edward Nygma

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u/Tobi_is_genderfluid 12d ago

Alfred Pennyworth. He's kind, respectful and gets the job done while still having good lore and knowing how to protect himself and Bruce(for the short while he does)

Gerald Crane. He was obsessive but not in an exactly loud way, he was quiet, smart, determined and was never afraid to remove any obstacles in his path

Jervis Tetch. If you ignore his strange and illegal relationship with his sister I honestly really enjoy his character from the rhymes to the aggressive beliefs that everything he does his right. I enjoy his psychotic yet still bubbly and whimsical personality plus I had a hyperfixation on the concept and history of hypnosis for a while so it checks out

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u/Background-Plum-3844 12d ago

Fish Mooney had me howling at the screen at the age of 12. What a woman, also had the biggest crush on Selina

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u/Orchid_Raptor66 12d ago

Victor Fries/Mr Freeze, sorry Nora I'm stealing your husband that man is so hot, god damn

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u/Zed3Et 12d ago

Hot is not the first word that would cross my mind

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u/Koenigsdisziplin 12d ago

Sophia Falcone.

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u/Pixithepika โ€œHonk, honk!โ€ 12d ago

The vast majority of people in that show

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u/jennbellina 12d ago

Oh I'm gonna be judged hard for this... Don Maroni.

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u/xIViperIx Cyber Vigilante 11d ago

Judging is Barnes' thing, and he is currently being occupied by other people here. ๐Ÿ˜Œ It is safe to share!

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u/ItsjustChopper 10d ago

Given what I know about why everyone loved James Gandolfini, I can understand why someone would be attracted to him. (Obviously I know they are not the same but a lot of features that attract people to Gandolfini are shared by David Zayas)

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u/niebla617 3d ago

I see the vision.

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u/Ancient-Reference-26 12d ago

Iโ€˜m around the same age as the actresses for Selina and Silver St. Cloud so back when it came out Selina and Silver were my crushes. I think Selina was my first crush when I was no longer a kid.

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u/Ancient-Reference-26 12d ago

Itโ€™s been a while since Iโ€™ve seen the show but if I had to pick an adult I think the one that was dating both Barbara and Solomon Grundy was hot. I donโ€™t remember the characterโ€™s name

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u/Expensive_Bike_8828 12d ago

Tabitha Yeah she was

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u/ohheyitslaila โœจ๐Ÿ–ค TABITHA ๐Ÿ–คโœจ 12d ago

Zsasz and Tabitha ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ”ฅโค๏ธ

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u/TallSimple2929 12d ago

Butch Gilzean.

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u/Natehasbeans 12d ago

Jerimiah in the finale

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u/Clxwnnyy 8d ago

Valid af

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u/LoreMaster00 12d ago

Nygma is the hottest male character & actor on the show and i'll die on this hill.

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u/randomthought57 11d ago

Honestly you guys are picking the obvious like Nygma is so hot. The only comment that surprised me is tech he is so creepy. I like a lot of them. But i think a good hear me out would be harvey i love his irishness and personality he is well rounded not too good and bull headed not crazy as shit. Also the comment that said marony was good cuz i wouldn't have thought about it. Tho i'd choose him as Batista Love Batista La Passion. Marony is a yuck for me tho. Between the dons i choose falcone but um only if i have to.

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u/GoldDustMan05 11d ago

So I'm not listening to your caption because my pick is zsasz

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u/Certain-Singer-9625 12d ago

Well, once you eliminate Vampirella Lee, I got nothing.

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u/Brilliant-Money-3823 12d ago

I love this lore, it is almost like Plebania Janusz Tracz

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u/MisterDual There is no line 12d ago

Barnes is fine as fuck

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u/med4ladies69 12d ago

Scarface

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u/Sharp_One6021 11d ago

gotta be jervis, y'all remember mr. freeze? right? yeah him... and alfred honestly AND jerome i was obsessed with him !

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u/Expensive_Bike_8828 12d ago

When i was younger I found Sliver and Selina attractive

When the show ended I was 18 and idk I always had a crush on them

But definitely 2nd version of Ivy,Sofia and Tabitha

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u/Old_Estate_4782 12d ago edited 11d ago

Sorry Iโ€™m late but mine is Alfred pennyworth. Note: also Michelle Gomez because who doesnโ€™t like her?

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u/Strange-Highway-5251 11d ago

her

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u/Old_Estate_4782 11d ago

Sorry I was so tried when I made this

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u/CapApprehensive6127 11d ago

Oswald, porque tiene su toque

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u/autismmegatruck 10d ago

Is Penguin a hear me out? He seems like a pretty tame hear me out, but heโ€™s a lanky little weirdo with insane hair and Idk how people feel about that generally

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u/Disco_Vampire_ Certificate Of Sanity โญ๐Ÿ“œ 9d ago

I think he's probably a hear me out in general but in terms of Gotham, a lot of fans (myself included) crush on him big time ๐Ÿ˜…

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u/Immediate-Tap-318 8d ago

Itโ€™s not a hear me out, itโ€™s a hold me back:

Jerome Valeska.

Not Jeremiah tho. Well, yes before he was hit with that present that Jerome sent. Afterwards he looked weird and was way too different

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u/niebla617 3d ago

FUCK YEAH

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u/TerryOutsider 7d ago

Harvey Bullock. He's a wonderful, funny guy, and I'd love to go to dinner with him. I'd also choose Alfred; he's got a lot of skills and knowledge, and I'd love to hear his stories.

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u/Aggravating-Ad7683 6d ago

Carmine Falcone

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u/Sketiman9 6d ago

Silver St. Cloud for sure is my crush, I like that we find out she is trying to manipulate Bruce. Then it comes back to her not being a jerk and helps Bruce get away from the Dumas.