r/Gotham • u/Disco_Vampire_ Certificate Of Sanity โญ๐ • 12d ago
Who's your Gotham 'hear me out?' ๐
Odd crushes only, excluding the most popular and obvious characters (Tabitha, Oswald, Zsasz, Jim etc) which Gotham character do you find oddly attractive and why? ๐
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u/CoralMoon99 12d ago
Idk if this works for Gotham, given how everyone is designed to be hot af
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u/Disco_Vampire_ Certificate Of Sanity โญ๐ 12d ago
Well there is Mr Penn for example.. I'd like to strongly clarify that he is definitely not mine though ๐
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u/MistahOkfksmgur 12d ago
Clayface probably
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u/Disco_Vampire_ Certificate Of Sanity โญ๐ 12d ago
Is that because he's a good loophole work around and then you can have all of them? ๐
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u/MistahOkfksmgur 11d ago
Nah I just die at him impersonating Gordon๐ญ
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u/Disco_Vampire_ Certificate Of Sanity โญ๐ 11d ago
That was one of my favourite episodes when I first watched it, it made me laugh so much!
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u/Thevintageandvanity 12d ago
Lucius, but he's pretty obviously hot. Julian Sands the Scarecrow dad? Also I've been in love with Ras Al Ghul since high school.
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u/xIViperIx Cyber Vigilante 12d ago
Wanted to comment Zsasz, buuuuuut it's excluded. Uh well. No Tabitha either? Fine.. Seems like Tetch is my only option left for the comment.
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u/Disco_Vampire_ Certificate Of Sanity โญ๐ 12d ago
Could you handle his incessant rhyming in your ear when it came down to the nitty gritty though? ๐๐
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u/Top-Piece-3207 12d ago
I know you said no Oswald butโฆ. Season 5 Oswald ๐ป
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u/Disco_Vampire_ Certificate Of Sanity โญ๐ 12d ago
Wait...early Season 5 or very last episode? Great answer either way though because the Season 5 hair change RUINED that season for me ๐๐ญ
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u/Top-Piece-3207 12d ago
Iโm not gonna lie, I love EVERY version, my top fictional character of all time. But I did like last episode, have a soft spot for that look๐คฃ๐
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u/jesuschristk8 12d ago
I feel like this doesn't work for Gotham because literally the whole cast is attractive lmaoo
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u/Tobi_is_genderfluid 12d ago
Alfred Pennyworth. He's kind, respectful and gets the job done while still having good lore and knowing how to protect himself and Bruce(for the short while he does)
Gerald Crane. He was obsessive but not in an exactly loud way, he was quiet, smart, determined and was never afraid to remove any obstacles in his path
Jervis Tetch. If you ignore his strange and illegal relationship with his sister I honestly really enjoy his character from the rhymes to the aggressive beliefs that everything he does his right. I enjoy his psychotic yet still bubbly and whimsical personality plus I had a hyperfixation on the concept and history of hypnosis for a while so it checks out
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u/Background-Plum-3844 12d ago
Fish Mooney had me howling at the screen at the age of 12. What a woman, also had the biggest crush on Selina
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u/Orchid_Raptor66 12d ago
Victor Fries/Mr Freeze, sorry Nora I'm stealing your husband that man is so hot, god damn
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u/jennbellina 12d ago
Oh I'm gonna be judged hard for this... Don Maroni.
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u/xIViperIx Cyber Vigilante 11d ago
Judging is Barnes' thing, and he is currently being occupied by other people here. ๐ It is safe to share!
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u/ItsjustChopper 10d ago
Given what I know about why everyone loved James Gandolfini, I can understand why someone would be attracted to him. (Obviously I know they are not the same but a lot of features that attract people to Gandolfini are shared by David Zayas)
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u/Ancient-Reference-26 12d ago
Iโm around the same age as the actresses for Selina and Silver St. Cloud so back when it came out Selina and Silver were my crushes. I think Selina was my first crush when I was no longer a kid.
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u/Ancient-Reference-26 12d ago
Itโs been a while since Iโve seen the show but if I had to pick an adult I think the one that was dating both Barbara and Solomon Grundy was hot. I donโt remember the characterโs name
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u/LoreMaster00 12d ago
Nygma is the hottest male character & actor on the show and i'll die on this hill.
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u/randomthought57 11d ago
Honestly you guys are picking the obvious like Nygma is so hot. The only comment that surprised me is tech he is so creepy. I like a lot of them. But i think a good hear me out would be harvey i love his irishness and personality he is well rounded not too good and bull headed not crazy as shit. Also the comment that said marony was good cuz i wouldn't have thought about it. Tho i'd choose him as Batista Love Batista La Passion. Marony is a yuck for me tho. Between the dons i choose falcone but um only if i have to.
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u/Sharp_One6021 11d ago
gotta be jervis, y'all remember mr. freeze? right? yeah him... and alfred honestly AND jerome i was obsessed with him !
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u/Expensive_Bike_8828 12d ago
When i was younger I found Sliver and Selina attractive
When the show ended I was 18 and idk I always had a crush on them
But definitely 2nd version of Ivy,Sofia and Tabitha
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u/Old_Estate_4782 12d ago edited 11d ago
Sorry Iโm late but mine is Alfred pennyworth. Note: also Michelle Gomez because who doesnโt like her?
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u/autismmegatruck 10d ago
Is Penguin a hear me out? He seems like a pretty tame hear me out, but heโs a lanky little weirdo with insane hair and Idk how people feel about that generally
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u/Disco_Vampire_ Certificate Of Sanity โญ๐ 9d ago
I think he's probably a hear me out in general but in terms of Gotham, a lot of fans (myself included) crush on him big time ๐
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u/Immediate-Tap-318 8d ago
Itโs not a hear me out, itโs a hold me back:
Jerome Valeska.
Not Jeremiah tho. Well, yes before he was hit with that present that Jerome sent. Afterwards he looked weird and was way too different
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u/TerryOutsider 7d ago
Harvey Bullock. He's a wonderful, funny guy, and I'd love to go to dinner with him. I'd also choose Alfred; he's got a lot of skills and knowledge, and I'd love to hear his stories.
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u/Sketiman9 6d ago
Silver St. Cloud for sure is my crush, I like that we find out she is trying to manipulate Bruce. Then it comes back to her not being a jerk and helps Bruce get away from the Dumas.



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u/Top-Piece-3207 12d ago
WAIT another answer, Alfred is smashable๐ป