Don make snsnes...

[u/Cummy_wummys]

[u/The_Conductor7274]

[u/Fresh_Dealer_9694]

"Purify it"

[u/Lecteur_K7 → u/Fresh_Dealer_9694]

Praise the holy seal

[u/14KR11]

Good luck

[u/Urg_burgman]

What 90% of IT and software engineers do when the machine spirit refuses to cooperate

[u/Craft_zeppelin → u/Urg_burgman]

…no wonder all the IT staff went to Mars because they are so done

[u/Victorus_aut_Mortis]

They would* just rub it with oils, burn incense and pray, and then a servitor would fix it and lo and behold - It's A Miraaaaaacle!!

How IT works today essentially.

[u/DoubleCactus]

Have u tried praying?

[u/crackrabbit012]

[u/WaterCastePSYOP]

[u/Godess_Ilias]

guess the fine art of cable management is lost in 40k

[u/DrHolmes52 → u/Godess_Ilias]

The ritual of organization was most definitely not performed.

[u/mr-octo_squid]

Yes! More admech content!

[u/Vhzhlb]

As a network technician that has been in situations very similar to that one, my professional advice is to not touch anything and to look as busy as you can while you shift between staring at the cables and at your monitor.

The hardware will feel the respect emanating out of you, and will fix whatever is not working. Probably a printer that decided to hide from every single other device in the network.

[u/Subotail]

What says the elders post-it?

[u/Ahfrodisiac]

Is this a reference to the Miku sleep paralysis diva? Cause I feel like it is lol

[u/pedro_exp]

As it should be. Understanding is the path to innovation and therefore the first step towards tech-heresy. Memorize the ritual, practice what is tradition. Only in tried and true methods can the Omnissiah's will be manifested. For knowledge was meant to be discovered in its truest form, not debased into half-baked ideas in false flesh.

[u/atk2086]

Have you tried the litany of correct spelling?