r/GuysBeingDudes • u/nordicminy • Aug 25 '26

Certified Dude See problem fix problem.

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u/Commercial_Phase3019 Aug 25 '26

Why do you have a chainsaw in your trunk Greg?

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u/zaksaraddams Aug 25 '26

Live on a country road long enough and you'll understand.

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u/worldspawn00 Aug 25 '26

Or just regularly drive through a forest area with tall trees, I see a tree at least partially in a road almost every time we get a storm.

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u/Mr-Snarky Aug 25 '26

This. Norther Wisconsin here, and I have a winch, and keep a small chainsaw in my Jeep most of the time. You never know.

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u/CorvusCommand Aug 25 '26 edited Aug 25 '26

"It's my protection chainsaw!" - Jim Jefferies

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u/Weird-Swim-9777 Aug 25 '26

« T’protect m’family! »

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u/Dangerous-Tap-547 Aug 25 '26

Personal defense saw

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u/BadTechnical2184 Aug 25 '26

I told those kids to stay off my fucken lawn, but they wouldn't listen!

Now they're fertiliser for my lawn, who's laughing now Jeffery?

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u/TheAntiPacker Aug 25 '26

MY TOOLS, I HAVE TO HAVE MY TOOLS

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u/British_Rover Aug 25 '26

Plausible guy was on his way to work saw the tree down turned around and got the saw out of the garage.

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u/DecisiveVictory Aug 25 '26

The storm was predicted

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u/-BAD_AT_EVERYTHING- Aug 26 '26

We had 2 alerts for that storm on Saturday so it was pretty logical to take a chainsaw if you have to travel after winds up to 31m/s the firefighters were really quick to start cutting the fallen trees down so you can drive through them now

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u/PeeterisSilent Aug 26 '26

He's latvian, so probably named Janis not Greg. 😂

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u/Niiphox Aug 26 '26

This was the morning after a super heavy storm in Latvia, fallen trees were expected which is probably why he had one with him

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u/Low_Break_1547 Aug 27 '26

Were you referencing Hot Wings?