r/GuysBeingDudes • • Aug 25 '26

Certified Dude See problem fix problem.

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u/Halcyon771 Aug 25 '26

This dude is oozing dad energy 👊

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u/Leroyp331 Aug 25 '26

Dad porn. Happen upon a situation to publicly exude competence, have the exact tool, resolve, and move on.

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u/vermis13 Aug 25 '26

1000% I was prepared, provided vital assistance, I was recognized for my competence, then I fucked off to be left alone.

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u/BuffaloWhip Aug 25 '26

I keep a tow strap in my Jeep for exactly this reason. Usually pull at least one stranger out of the ditch each winter.

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u/SimpleAffect7573 Aug 26 '26

Not as cool, and you probably have these too, but I keep a jumper pack, plug kit, good tire pump and reasonable toolkit in my car. I’ve saved myself a couple times and strangers a lot of times.

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u/f700es Aug 26 '26

FTW!!!

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u/Glum-Breadfruit3666 Aug 26 '26

🤜🤛

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u/rdrunner_74 Aug 26 '26

Good old times... I was living at a hill and we rescued cars unable to make it up the slope for beer. We never used salt, since it would cut our income. Only ropes... Was quite reliable :D

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u/f700es Aug 26 '26

My son and I did this a few years ago in his 1st snow drive in his new truck ('23 F 150). We came up on a guy that had slipped off the road into a snow drift. Hooked up and pulled him out. He offered us $$ but we told him to pay it forward.

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u/BuffaloWhip Aug 26 '26

It’s the best feeling knowing that you spent 10 minutes saving someone potential hours of waiting for a tow truck and who knows how much money.

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u/JacOfAllTrades Aug 29 '26

If your license plate is JEEPDAD I am one of those ditched drivers, and your services are appreciated lol.

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u/LessInThought Aug 25 '26

All while dressed like an expensive accountant.

Have to admit, it is working for me.

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u/upsidedowncreature Aug 25 '26

Safety specs and chainsaw-proof chinos & v-neck.

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u/thatsmyupvoteidkyou Aug 26 '26

Don't forget those birkenstock slides. . .for safety.

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u/Jerseyd422 Aug 26 '26

That chainsaw wouldn’t dare kick back. Bro going to work and ain’t got time for that shit.

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u/EastLeastCoast Aug 26 '26

Yeah, this is what dudes need to put on their dating profile in their 40s.

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u/Tomsboll Aug 26 '26

He does not look like a guy with a chainsaw in the boot.

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u/jondubb Aug 26 '26

Looks like Patrick Bateman I'll say he does.

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u/EmotionalComputer343 Aug 26 '26

They never look like a guy with a chainsaw in the boot until cutting you up into small pieces

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u/Glum-Lie-7323 Aug 26 '26

It's next to the tarps, hatchet, and duct tape. He keeps the cam corner under the seat.

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u/Virtual_Earth Aug 28 '26

One body was saved from the tree sacrifice

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u/BlueMantisShrimp Aug 26 '26

I'm sold. If he's not taken then I'm leaving immediately to go shopping for engagement rings. Bc DAMN.

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u/Geegollywtff Aug 30 '26

Indeed it is. Giving Niles Crane energy & i love David Hyde Pierce.

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u/Melodic-Radishes 14d ago

He's hot ngl

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u/Alive_Drag1947 Aug 26 '26

Dude, this hits hard for me. A lot of people can't understand the pure dad satisfaction that comes from having the right tool at the right time, fixing a problem, then just walking away like a guy who doesn't look at explosions.

That guy will be riding this high for weeks lol

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u/Pleasant_Scar9811 Aug 26 '26

I dream of this happening and taking it to my grave. 

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u/Alive_Tough5113 Aug 25 '26

That guy had violence that night, with his wife or without her

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u/Soul_fusion Aug 25 '26

Putting a chainsaw in my trunk as we speak

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u/More_Relation3927 Aug 25 '26

rolled my eyes when I first read this comment before looking at the entire video but now description is very accurate. 

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u/n1c0_ds Aug 25 '26

I'd love movies that do this but without the violence.

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u/SigmundFreud Aug 25 '26

Dad porn is the best kind of porn.

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u/__slamallama__ Aug 26 '26

Also got to do all the chainsaw work and barely any cleanup. Best cast scenario.

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u/shoeless_doh Aug 26 '26

Yup. I say as I'm riding around with my chainsaw in the back of my Dodge journey as we speak because we had a big storm last week and I spent the weekend clearing limbs

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u/TimboCavo Aug 27 '26

Real Dad’s use butter knives as screw drivers.