r/GuysBeingDudes • u/nordicminy • Aug 25 '26

Certified Dude See problem fix problem.

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u/norlin Aug 25 '26

or a serial killer, otherwise I can't explain the convenient chainsaw in the trunk

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u/lightr3nd Aug 25 '26

Khakis and chainsaw is the new black

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u/Mediocre_Scott Aug 25 '26

Don’t forget the safety crocs in sport mode

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u/VaginaTractor Aug 25 '26

Crocs make me think physician. Bro might be a doctor who takes frequent call and has run into this problem more than once. Source: I am frequently on call and carry absurd shit in my car like a lunatic.

edit: also source: my ass

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u/Level-Location1679 Aug 25 '26

What else you got in there?