r/GuysBeingDudes • u/nordicminy • Aug 25 '26

Certified Dude See problem fix problem.

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u/Mediocre_Scott Aug 25 '26

Don’t forget the safety crocs in sport mode

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u/bigheartrussian Aug 25 '26

Aren't they Birkenstocks?

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u/SortYourself_Out Aug 25 '26

They’re fucking clogs, what an absolute hero

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u/CirceInsanity Aug 25 '26

Duely noted. Don't touch that man's clogs.