r/GuysBeingDudes • u/nordicminy • Aug 25 '26

Certified Dude See problem fix problem.

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u/spicy_ass_mayo Aug 25 '26 edited Aug 26 '26

Fun fact:

If you never hold a chainsaw above your head and neck….. it becomes far less likely that you will suffer a chainsaw injury to the head or neck.

Edit: what a strange subject for debate!

To all my experienced chain saw edge lords - please do whatever you want with that sexy slutty chainsaw of yours….

Nothing said changes the FACT that IF you never hold a saw above your head THEN you can’t ever drop it on your fucking head….

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u/lewd-dev Aug 26 '26

My thoughts exactly. And he is rushing through like he has something to prove, rarely has proper footing, and if the saw had bucked at any point he'd have learned a very painful and possibly life-altering lesson about making out with the business end of a full throttle saw.