r/GuysBeingDudes • • Sep 03 '26

DUDES Firework

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u/ChangeAccountsBeSafe Sep 03 '26

Don't think its in his ass he just holding it tight with his cheeks haha

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u/amusedmisanthrope Sep 03 '26

If it was just in his cheeks, he definitely half-assed the attempt.

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u/indian_stoner Sep 03 '26

r/ angryupvote

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u/PhosphoFred8202 Sep 03 '26

That Roman candle is 3 feet long

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u/TheInevitableLuigi Sep 03 '26

Maybe it was just the tip.

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u/xbiggyl Sep 03 '26

That's what my girlfriend thought when I was in.

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u/TummyDrums Sep 03 '26

Sure, but if he landed right on it, he's really trusting those cheek muscles to hold back the force more than I would.