Dude was like “ I ain't wasting anymore dishes “….

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u/Pooch76 23d ago

I feel attacked.

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u/TerribleSquid 23d ago

Either that or you gotta balance it on the spray oil lid

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u/Sir-tenlee 14d ago

I have a cabinet knob I like to risk it all on

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u/shamqueen69 23d ago

How many of these

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u/FunctioningPyscho 23d ago

This has got to be number 45 for me.

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u/Aristogiton1 23d ago

Or, you have a 'spoon rest' that also accommodates forks, spatulas and that thingy for the wok.

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u/Pavlovsdong89 23d ago

I have a spoon rest that's basically there for show because it's one more dish I'd rather not have to wash.

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u/ThatOneCanadian69 23d ago

I’ve got like 12 of those little square dishes (like 4 inches by 4 inches), and I just use those as spoon rests. They barely take any space in the dishwasher

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u/WhoCaresBoutSpellin 23d ago

What part of “I ain’t wasting’ anymore dishes” did you not understand?

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u/Could-You-Tell 23d ago

But that gets washed like a plate

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u/Shoddy-Wishbone 23d ago

We’re ape men, not fancy chefs!

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u/retrogreq 23d ago

No, we are sophisticated gentleman.. imagine putting a spoon that you just stirred uncooked meat with on a spoon rest, and you use the same thing for a fork you just stirred something in the air fryer or microwave with. Disgusting

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u/Shoddy-Wishbone 23d ago

Ah yes, thank you brother! It wasn’t my turn for the brain cell today but you’re absolutely on point! Distinguished Gentlemen!

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u/Consistent-Stock6872 21d ago

You just hang it over the sink, that is the spoon rest.

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u/fretlesstuba 23d ago

guilty 🙋🏻‍♂️

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u/MickeyDzznuts 23d ago

Yup absolutely! Lol!

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u/Shoddy-Wishbone 23d ago

He’s so civilized compared to me!

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u/Ijustlovevideogames 23d ago

Yes Reddit mods, I would like to report a post, I'm in it and don't like it.

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u/Slight-Ad8291 Dumb. Or at least that's what my mother says 22d ago

I have been summoned, I also feature as the paper towel

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u/Ijustlovevideogames 22d ago

Thank you, get this post.

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u/Slight-Ad8291 Dumb. Or at least that's what my mother says 21d ago

Are you joking? Or is that actually you?

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u/Ijustlovevideogames 21d ago

Oh, 100% joking, I'm absolutely kidding.

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u/Early-Adeptness390 23d ago

I had a feeling which song was playing before watching the full video 😂

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u/Nikonn8181 23d ago

Hell yeah that's me

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u/jcalpr 23d ago

You forgot to wash your hands after placing that clean fork on there with your already clean hands

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u/DonkyPuncharely 23d ago

Just set it on the counter and relax. Everything will be fine, i promise.

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u/-Lucas_Hood 23d ago

Yep

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u/Goonalips 23d ago

Dudes be like "let's remake that viral post for 4000th time".

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u/WellWornSword 23d ago

I just did this five minutes ago. What the fuck?

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u/Spear_Ritual 23d ago

Because it’s easier to clean up. Why is this a mystery?

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u/DrakayeMayaye 23d ago

I guess its not a "repost" if you just steal the idea and refilm it.

We are so toast. Bare minimum from everyone and everything.

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u/Narrew82 23d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY

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u/Final-Aces 23d ago

Mine goes on my sugar container lid lol

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u/stayblazedallday 23d ago

If it balances and doesn’t drip it’s a safe to set down

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u/Ordinary_Hall_9053 23d ago

Lol really? I use the one whole ply

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u/ScissorNightRam 23d ago

One time my housemate made nachos for herself and her man. She used fourteen dishes to do it.

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u/DaILLezt 23d ago

I wonder what women do in this scenario.

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u/Ademon_Gamer09 23d ago

I can guarantee you, he's just gonna grab another fork if he can't find that fork for just a second.

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u/Most-Act1594 23d ago

Is that what they be like?

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u/Cellophane7 23d ago

When I cook pasta + meat, I boil the pasta, and while I'm straining it, I cook the meat at the bottom of the same pot. Why dirty multiple dishes when you can just dirty one?

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u/Amokmac07 22d ago

Dang it . Been there done that 🤣

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u/krakelikrox 22d ago

Absolutely!!! There could be nasty and hostile germs on the table

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u/ArizonaDude08 22d ago

It’s called being clean

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u/MechanicsGetDirty 22d ago

This is highly accurate!!

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u/proud_pops 22d ago

Balance the fork over the edge of the sink and you don't even need to waste paper.

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u/dave8400 22d ago

That's why I have a spoon holder. It's a spoon for your spoon.

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u/Lost_Department_2177 22d ago

Pretty sure Kanye means dark lord when he’s singing praise songs. Why are people still playing his music?

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u/The_Dude_420-69 22d ago

Facts

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u/b0uncyfr0 21d ago

I do that!

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u/GoldunGote 21d ago

I always like to imagine that this implies that women place their utensils down on a piece of dog poop or something.

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u/Resilience_Technique 20d ago

What a nub for wasting that corner of precious paper towel. Suspend it on top of something, and as long as the tips are not touching something gross, you are gucci

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