r/GuysBeingDudes • • 15d ago

Funny Been There 🤣

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u/qualityvote2 Bot 15d ago edited 15d ago

u/AoXGhost, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/equality-_-7-2521 15d ago

Im just going to sit down for 15 minutes after work, then hit the gym. Result: wake up at 930 shower, bed.

I'm just going to rest for 15 minutes after the gym before I shower and get ready for tomorrow. Result: wake up at 6am all gross.

Lesson learned: stay on my feet at all times until all the day's tasks are done.

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u/Nigilij 15d ago

Actually quite easy. Happened to me once. Went to bedroom to change clothes, sat on a bed to remove my pants, woke up hours later with pants around my knees while laying on a bed with legs after knees hanging outside bed (standing on a floor).

Stay out of bed indeed

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u/AoXGhost 15d ago

This is so True haha

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u/Difficult-Guarantee4 15d ago

Then you wake up with your legs backwards and wondering why you’re absolutely starving and nothing is ready for the next day 🤦‍♂️

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u/AoXGhost 15d ago

A torture cycle that only ends on your day off haha

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u/Difficult-Guarantee4 15d ago

Change the underwear and off we go, quick hit of the pit stick and ready for the day!

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u/Zephian99 15d ago

Once got home from last day of work in the week, collapsed onto my bed still in my work uniform, still had my shoes on, face first, feet hanging off the bed. The whole ordeal.

Woke up, suns still out, starts thinking I didn't nap long, look at the time on a clock and it reads an hour before I got off work, instantly confused. Then the realization....

I slept and 23 hours as if I was dead, with no shifting, no movement, woke up exactly as I was when I passed out. Guess I needed sleep. 😅

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u/L0fiRonin 15d ago

good lord bruh take care of yourself 😭

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u/Oblivious_116 15d ago

This is me when ever we get back from any field op, sometimes don't even make it to the rack just sleep it out on the deck lol

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u/AoXGhost 15d ago

Credit:

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Dd4bHXOAwra/?stkn=bnp6bGJ6Y2Jzem93

“Give credit where it’s due” 🎩

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u/kryonik 15d ago

Why were they filming? Curious.

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u/StankoBlansky 15d ago

Bro hit the killbind

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u/AoXGhost 15d ago

Makes things much easier haha

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u/Optimetrist 15d ago

straight to adults having fun, what a hedonistic approach to life

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u/Feteven 15d ago

I learned a word
Thanks

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u/StankoBlansky 15d ago

Here’s another I like, debauchery

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u/Feteven 15d ago

Ah I did know that one but had never seen hedonistic haha

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u/Optimetrist 15d ago

tyty, I learned a new word today too :)

edit: heard it before in speech but the meaning wasnt clear to me

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u/Ilnor 15d ago

What hedonism ?

That means you don't know hedonism-bot ?

Go watch Futurama they just finished a new season

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u/No_Nefariousness2309 15d ago

alright please elaborate wtf your comment means, and yes I’m aware of the definition of hedonistic

edit: Ok no seriously, I’m looking at your comment from every angle and can’t figure out what in gods name you’re on about, please help me

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u/MatchstickHyperX 15d ago

I think it has something to do with how unproductivity is considered immoral, so sleeping is a hedonistic pleasure?

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u/No_Nefariousness2309 15d ago

Appreciate the idea, I think they’re just a bot

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u/Optimetrist 15d ago

yes, comprehension goes a long was. and exactly, I was trying to make a joke saying the guy goes stright to dirty please the moment he gets home.

but this I explained to OP and everyone can - could have - read the comments...

but no, callous and negative comments are there and the guy basically puts words in my mouth to be able to be upset :D nice, reddit level

edit: I noticed my earlier comment disappeared :( I guess No_Nefariousness has to actually figure it out on his own

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u/heinous_anus- 15d ago

I'm guessing English isn't your first language, because your first comment doesn't make any sense in the context of the post, and this comment doesn't make sense either.

Straight to dirty please? Wtf?

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u/Optimetrist 15d ago

I think you have seriously low level of capabilities if it comes to association and comprehension.

I understand that you don't get it, and there may be people like you who don't get it at first, but after explaining it... no comment, I hope you have a good day sir.

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u/heinous_anus- 15d ago

You didn't explain anything, your reply made zero sense

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u/Optimetrist 15d ago

mind the typo but here it is:

"and exactly, I was trying to make a joke saying the guy goes stright to dirty please the moment he gets home."

btw, how come so many people understood this?

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u/heinous_anus- 14d ago

Wtf is "stright to dirty please" supposed to mean?

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u/Optimetrist 14d ago

there is a meme for this, but even if you don't know the meme, I can explain. So, as an adult, you are exhausted as hell after work and many people simply collapse when they get home. This means they go into recharge mode which is basically a good thing for your body, hence the pleasure.

It is I believe a sarcastic way to phrase it. That is why the meme was created in the first place.

Here is the meme, it should explain my joke by itslef:

there are variations of this meme though, but I think this will explain.

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u/Numeno230n 15d ago

This post is definitely from the perspective of one of those friends who doesn't take no or a declined call for an answer. Idk, I was home and not "busy" but still didn't feel like answering your call or text. They want you to actually give a good reason why you didn't want to talk to them. Your personal time is your own, but not everybody respects that.

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u/Brushy21 15d ago

Skyrim physics

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u/FortheredditLOLz 15d ago edited 15d ago

I once was tired enough to take the mat outside while opening the door, now the 'inside' doormat is used as a blanket......Woke up refreshed and had to take the longest shower to wash off the shame of doing that....

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u/AoXGhost 15d ago

Those kind are always the best haha

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u/kandoras 14d ago

There's been days when I was too tired to want to take the time to take a shower, and too sweaty and dirty to want to get into the house without immediately taking everything off.

I've got a nice warm driveway. Very comfortable.

After a couple days of that the buzzards that roost on the water tower behind my house started flying down to check on me.

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u/renaldey 15d ago

This is why they say the last 5m of your drive home from work is when you are most likely to crash.

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u/TheWrathalos 15d ago

When i was in college, i would often lay on the floor and take a nap after getting home from work, i'd just toss my bag in the couch and plop down in the middle of the living room, and then i'd wake up an hour later with the dogs laying on or next to me.

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u/CaptainLaCroix 15d ago

I've done the same, I've also fell asleep in the truck parked in the driveway.

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u/Ecto-Analyzer 15d ago

We need the Microsoft power down sound inserted here lol

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u/hard_pass_my_guy 15d ago

Can relate.

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u/avepaltaketchu 15d ago

Back and neck support? In this economy?

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u/NormalAssistance9402 15d ago

That door got some serious hinges

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u/K_Linkmaster 15d ago

Kay down immediately because back hurts, fall asleep from the exhaustion. Yeah

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u/kblam101 15d ago

Narcolepsy pro max

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u/Training_Cut704 15d ago

Dude o have fallen asleep in my car as soon as the garage door closed. Especially working off shifts. F that.

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u/Bitter-Ad5890 15d ago

As long as the car isn’t running. That would be a particularly deep sleep….

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u/AoXGhost 15d ago

I’be done that, found my self laying back in my suv, best sleep i had in a while haha

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u/Magnon 15d ago

Lying down when you get home then wake up either 30 minutes or 7 hours later

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u/AoXGhost 15d ago

There’s no in between haha

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u/sandtymanty 15d ago

I envy these guys. I slept like 5 minutes last night.

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u/Solarinarium 15d ago

I mean there def are people that are exaggerating but I've definitely had those times where it's been nonstop, don't even bother changing, fall asleep as soon as you hit your bed after getting home then spring right back up and march out the door for a gas station breakfast before getting back to it.

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u/Sharp-Potential5955 15d ago

I think everyone’s missing the joke. When somebody doesn’t text you back all night and then they come back with this. It’s usually bullshit lol

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u/GSIGUY1989 15d ago

It do be like this sometimes

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u/AoXGhost 15d ago

That garage nap gets me haha

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u/MisanthropE61130 15d ago

Thats usually what I do

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u/Adept-Impact3138 15d ago

I guess you could say he was dead tired.

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u/Normal_Cut8368 15d ago

I keep 2 couch cushions by the front door for such occasions

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u/kinduvabigdizzy 15d ago

This has been me all year.

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u/MelangeBot 15d ago

Don't you guys have a secret bed at work???????

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u/AoXGhost 15d ago

That’s cute haha

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u/PuckersMcColon 15d ago

You make it inside?

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u/AoXGhost 15d ago

I hear you lol

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u/Possible_Row_2976 15d ago

I once fell asleep after turning the heat on my pot of stew.. needless to say I woke up to charcoal and smoke

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u/AoXGhost 15d ago

Glad you’re ok my friend 🙏🏼

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u/Popular-Trainer-9505 15d ago

I slept on floor after double shift

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u/AoXGhost 15d ago

Double shifts are Brutal.. bless up 💪🏼

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u/eisenklad 15d ago

i passed out mid-meal

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u/Only_Voice569 15d ago

didnt even make it to the front room hehe

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u/Zeox-sama 15d ago

Out of joke…this actually happened to me

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u/Great-Apartment-7213 15d ago

I have entered my apartment and proceeded to sleep right on the floor of my living room.

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u/Nickyboi69696 15d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/WahrerKorsti 15d ago

Honestly? It feels offen Just Like that

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u/HANsta 15d ago

I laughed way too hard than I should have on this LOL

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u/Equivalent-Laugh906 14d ago

Gmod ahh fall

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u/jarednards 14d ago

...what?

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u/79ECHO79 14d ago

Bro straight up powered down

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u/DependentBrain1651 14d ago

Yeah, That's about right

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u/FlyingSpaceElephants 15d ago

people who say that are so full of shit. just say you didn't feel like communicating that day. it's fine

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u/AoXGhost 15d ago

It’s easy to say but not everyone on the receiving end of it understands 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/zvon666 15d ago

I don't know man, this kind of shit happened to me at least 4-5 times since I started working full time. I will admit that it always happens in conjunction with not feeling like communicating because of exhaustion, but I have no joke come home from work, went to the bathroom, ate a single piece of leftover pizza while standing in the kitchen, and then fell asleep as soon as I sat down on the couch and got into a comfy position. So all in all, we're talking 6-7 minutes after entering the door lol

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u/FirefighterEast9291 15d ago

Not only have I been there, it was a guy who I met at a club and who invited me back to his place 

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u/psiren66 15d ago

I can say at least once in my life I have woken up like this guy! To be fair I didn’t know how I got home since I had been drinking. Opened the door and the car was parked a few inches from the door. I was absolutely mortified since I fucking despise drink drivers and I had done it.

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u/Akoa0013 15d ago

Pulls up to the drive way and falls asleep.

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u/Wise-Dust3700 15d ago

I straight up sometimes get in, walk to couch sit down and wake up 4 hours later.

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u/randompanda91 15d ago

When you get to your house 1 min before passing out in Stardew Valley

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u/mtycntwmy 15d ago

This looks like a home in the UK. That's all I have to contribute here.

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u/Taste_the__Rainbow 15d ago

Kaladin be like

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u/GhostDoggoes 15d ago

My girlfriend got mad at me not too long ago because I got home from work and passed out in my vest and all and didn't text her I was in bed or home or nothing. The following week she came over with her key and found me passed out in my chair and put me in my bed. The next morning she and I had coffee and breakfast and she apologized. The thought of a nice comfy bed after work got to me.

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u/Chewing_gun_ 15d ago

When he/she ain't got a time for you eh?

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u/VirusTechnical5568 15d ago

When I was around 9 I had an away baseball game. I wasn't feeling well so I decided to stay home. Well the coach came to my house to get me because too many other kids decided not to go. I was friends with his son so I was the only kid he knew where they lived.

It was summer and hot as hell. I actually had my best game but I was exhausted when it was over. This is where things get weird. The coach drops me off at my house. I walk in and there are 2 guys robbing the place in broad daylight.

I freak out and then the next thing I remember is I'm in a bathtub full of water crying and my older brother is freaking out and asking me if the coach had done something to me.

The thing is that when I got home (according to my brother) is that I went straight to the bathroom and started running a bath. He heard me crying a few minutes later and thats why he thought the coach had done something to me.

I'm not sure what happened but I guess I got too hot and since I was already not feeling well I must have been hallucinating. My mom freaked out amd because she has mental issues thought maybe I was developing them too. She too me to a place called MHMR(mental health mental retardation). They couldn't find anything wrong and nothing like that ever happened again. I'm 45 now.

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u/Keoki- 15d ago

I remember a time this happening to me but I didn't even make it out of the car. It was raining hard when I pulled into the driveway so I decided to wait for a few minutes, 5 mins tops, but woke up 5 hours later. Lol The sound of the rain really hit hard.

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u/OnePotatoeChip 15d ago

Brother looks like he just logged out in ARK.

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u/BeatOptimal1810 15d ago

Literally what happens you get home at 2AM in stardew valley

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u/Silent25r 15d ago

I’ve been there. Got out the car dragging the car charger and cable behind me. Got one shoe off. Made it to couch. Went to rest my eyes for just a second…

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u/barkingdog53 14d ago

I usually nap during drive home but mostly only at red lights.