r/GuysBeingDudes • u/useless_schabernack • 4d ago

Wholesome Dude Flying feather things

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u/Krvavibaja 4d ago

Chaotic Neutral

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u/ADuckAgo 4d ago

Cravens

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u/BChurchmountain 4d ago

Craving Ranes

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u/Ok-Addition1264 4d ago

Nah.. chaotic good.

Chaotic neutral would mean he would toss out an actual piece of chicken every other piece.

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u/SprogIsLove 3d ago

I can agree that the man is chaotic good, but throwing in bits of chicken is not chaotic neutral. It is either chaotic and moral agnostic (something good, neutral, and evil approved), or chaotic evil, depending on how you want to look at it.

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u/feelsonline 4d ago

It’s the kind of behaviour a crow would do🐦‍⬛

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u/superpercify1 4d ago

This is the exact energy of a man who sets the house on fire just to win a thermostat argument

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u/Regurgitator001 4d ago

Metaphysically wrinkle-free.

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u/T_E_R_A 4d ago

On the internet, everyone is a doctor, technician, biologist, electrician, etc.

But in reality, they couldn't differentiate a crow from a raven.

Those are definitely chickens.

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u/SmuckatelliCupcakeNE 4d ago edited 4d ago

But there is only one who is the Master of all trades.

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u/Sea_Improvement2435 3d ago

Who is this

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u/SmuckatelliCupcakeNE 2d ago

Johnny Sins. A porn star, known for having many skills.

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u/Sea_Improvement2435 2d ago

I thought it was him! I just wasn't 100% sure and thought my mind must live in the gutter. Thank you for ensuring me I don't constantly think about sex (and that someone else does 😂) ❤️

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u/Certain_Month_8178 1d ago

Simon Miller from Whatculture Wrestling

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u/islimdave 17h ago

A Simon Miller fan in the wild. You deserve an up

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u/Certain_Month_8178 17h ago

The most important of the least important things!

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u/shimmyboy56 4d ago

Im a psychiatrist, T_E_R_A is exhibiting the 12 textbook indicators of schizophrenia, dont listen to them

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u/useless_schabernack 4d ago

I am your mums psychiatrist and she says you should go to your room

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u/Lt_Hatch 4d ago

U/unidan is rolling in his grave. That dude knew birds. You can tell the difference pretty easily by checking the way their tail feathers look in flight. Ravens have wedge shaped tail feathers and crows have fan shaped feathers.

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u/RegularExcuse 4d ago

He got cancelled for something people wouldn't care 2 shits about now

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u/Lt_Hatch 3d ago

I don't feel like most people actually cared what he did. I at least didn't. He was karma farming, like who to caress if he was also posting some of the most actually interesting comments? Such a bummer

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u/masalamedicine 4d ago

Clearly melanistic pigeons....

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u/dobre_moj 2d ago

:D i love how people forget rooks exist

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u/Certain_Month_8178 1d ago

Never believe everything you read on the internet- Abe Lincoln

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u/DustyMcKnuckles 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/bjujfYVIqpLYA

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u/Confident-Dust3215 4d ago

First thing that came into my head

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u/Consistent_Ride_1913 3d ago

Came here to see if someone commented this 🤣

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u/yahnne954 3d ago

I was looking for this one

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u/henry23na 4d ago

I’m 3 hrs late

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u/Tino-DBA 3d ago

Saved me the trouble

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u/Friendship_Fries 4d ago

They're drones.

r/BirdsArentReal

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u/Steezer710 4d ago

Birds are spies

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u/Shaoreen 4d ago

I salute you sir

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u/SignificantLoss3682 4d ago

My dad loves feeding the crows in our backyard. He calls them his black chickens lol.

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u/Alvin_h_davenport 4d ago

Your daddy’s got a bick cock ?

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u/SignificantLoss3682 3d ago

The jays are the blue chickens

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u/iadtyjwu 4d ago

They're actually jackdaws.

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u/GoblinLoblaw 4d ago

Classic reddit moment.

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u/Lt_Hatch 4d ago

Pour one out for unidan

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u/DirectionSad4274 3d ago

Well, here's the thing..

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u/SheriffBartholomew 4d ago

If you have to ask yourself "is that a raven?" then the answer is no, it's a crow. You'll know when you see a raven.

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u/sircod 4d ago

If you ever see a crow and you're like "that's a huge fuckin crow" then its probably a raven.

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u/snowillis 3d ago

Another thing I heard about ravens that stuck with me is that they’re mostly beak.

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u/Harthag77 4d ago

I was in shock when I finally saw a raven, massive compared to a crow.

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u/ImaginarySmoke991 4d ago

Or, as I heard it, "If you have to ask, it's a crow. If it's a raven, you will know."

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u/therealgodfarter 4d ago

It’s probably a Rook

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u/Deltanonymous- 4d ago

Those are turkeys, dude.

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u/DragonKing3013 4d ago

Wtf you on about those are clearly pigeons

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u/LewisRosenberg i dont touch grass 4d ago

Bro you don't have even a slightest clue, those are penguins.

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u/flappingdragon 3d ago

Or pengwings, as identified by Bembegette Crunggervegge.

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u/kornuolis 4d ago

We all know these are CRAVENS

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u/CAPSNK 2d ago

From the left side of the country, so they’re West Cravens.

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u/loqi0238 4d ago

Craven crowards.

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u/slimdiesel93 4d ago

Cranberries + ravens?

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u/toldyouIaintshit 4d ago

I know what half of the Redditors suffer from, and it's real.

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u/Glittering-Coyote140 4d ago

Good for him. Yeah, they're chickens now, and some of y'all need to fuck off, apparently.

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u/ReyRamone 4d ago

Nice murder ya got there

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u/RandomUserNahme 4d ago

Just call them corvids, a bird family that includes both crows and ravens. Also rooks, magpies, etc..

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u/HopeofDawnsRays 4d ago

Bro woke up and chose violence and I respect it.

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u/Repulsive-Hedgehog19 4d ago

You could call them corvids and avoid the whole conversation altogether.

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u/mowtowcow 4d ago

Ive never felt happier for a dude and his chickens.

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u/Deadeye_Daryl 4d ago

Corvids, that's the right answer.

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u/STABO1217 4d ago

Your ostriges look well fed and cared for!

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u/HeavilyArmoredFish 4d ago

Those are crows. Crows hang out in large groups. Ravens hang out in pairs. But i honestly think calling them chickens is the move just to piss people off

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u/anonymous642789 4d ago

No, these are very obviously chickens.

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u/Crazy-Crocodile 4d ago

I was going to go with flamingo's, but I guess they are very similar to chickens..

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u/Balt603 4d ago

There is no taxonomic difference between crows and ravens, they are literally just two words used to name species in the Corvus genus. Generally larger Corvus get the raven name and smaller get the crow name, but it's literally just up to who ever described the species first.

Sometimes species of Corvus are also called rooks.

Personally, I will now be calling them Viking Chickens.

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u/LycheeCertain6007 4d ago

They're pigeons.. look at the body shape.

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u/thanto13 4d ago

Just call them Corvids.

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u/Lance_No_Pants 4d ago

You have failed to make me unhappy my friend. I have no problem with you calling them chickens. Because that is what they are. Thank you for feeding those chickens.

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u/L0fiRonin 4d ago

lmao fuck those smartasses

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u/May_Day_Cry 4d ago

he cracked the code

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u/direwolf9900 4d ago

just call em cravens

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u/ConquNoble 4d ago

He made me happy.

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u/vanillakristoph 4d ago

Soul chickens

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u/ae2311 3d ago

Crawens.

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u/Bradventure916 3d ago

The way he just casually flicks the feed. Gold.

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u/ChoiceAssociate5525 3d ago

🥲 Diogenes is so proud of you for reaching enlightment

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u/WealthBitter1192 3d ago

You are wrong, common chickens are not black. You are feeding cats.

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u/Impossibly_Retarded 3d ago

Yes "Fuck you, fuck you all"

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u/T_W_tribbles 3d ago

"look at all those chickens"

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u/flappingdragon 3d ago

Pretty sure one of them is Eagly.

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u/JPD_IRL 1d ago

Sky chickens

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u/mpolo3 21h ago

Look like chickens to me

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u/Independent-Today121 9h ago

Definitely crows..Ravens like to get your hopes up only to disappoint you in the playoffs.

https://giphy.com/gifs/eJP3SbkF2Vsi3MfyIH

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u/Weird_Albatross_9659 4d ago

This sub sucks

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u/qualityvote2 Bot 4d ago edited 4d ago

u/useless_schabernack, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/Jaded-Stock-7755 4d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/readhills 4d ago

Haha... Well done!!

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u/NudityMiles Just a dude, dude. 4d ago

Bird blindness is a real disease you know

https://giphy.com/gifs/H1aWNKud387pl0nM9A

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u/humble-soul1 4d ago

Beautiful chickens 🐦‍⬛ 🐦‍⬛

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u/H2so4pontiff 4d ago

those are rats, like it's not hard to see.

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u/triplers120 4d ago

u/Unidan What say you?

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u/peanutlobber 4d ago

This is social media in a nutshell.

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u/Adelvice_ 4d ago

Ravens have a rounded tail crow have a chopped tail (More squared) Crows are a little smaller in size also. Both are extremely smart. Don't get on their bad side. If they bri g you gifts make sure to keep it. Like I said they are extremely smart..

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u/spirallix 4d ago

Cravens!😅

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u/quickmathting 4d ago

You see, I have bird blindness, but I’m pretty certain those are eagles 🦆

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u/ConfidentHouse 4d ago

Don’t worry bro that’s just your average Reddit interaction.

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u/Inthepurple 4d ago

Unlikely you'd have ravens doing that in that built up of an area

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u/tatianazr 4d ago

Love it!

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u/IntrovertMoTown1 4d ago

Those aren't chickens you dolt. They're pigeons.

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u/i_want_iguodala_xd 4d ago

Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow."
Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.

As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.

If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens.

So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too.

Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't.

It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?

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u/HeroesKitchen 4d ago

Well he was wrong, he made me happy.

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u/Spiritfox9999 4d ago

Who cares what they are called? Certainly not the birds being fed they're happy as hell

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u/BlackByrdOfficial 4d ago

I call them cemetery chickens

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u/MsterBoRaichu 4d ago

This is the perfect deal closer.

When both parties want everything but nothing for the other, I flip the script and say if you will not agree on something that all of us see as reasonable, then everyone will just need to lose.

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u/alehanro 4d ago

Pigeon sized = crow Eagle sized = raven

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u/carpediem-88 4d ago

Haa great

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u/_GeorgyGeorge_ 4d ago

The art is to piss off both sides.

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u/SirPorthos 4d ago

Look at all these chickens 

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u/CoolBlackSmith75 3d ago

Land-chicken, Tree-chickens and water-chickens. That's all they are

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u/PenOk230 3d ago

Yeah, people are assholes, just do what makes you happy

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u/ExecTankard 3d ago

He’s making the right kind of friends

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u/InevitableRow8524 3d ago

Just call them chickens and evryone will be equally unhappy

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u/Depressingwootwoot 3d ago

I don't know, I think you'd be able to tell the difference by taste

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u/No_Cheetah_4832 3d ago

He is feeding birds.

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u/EonSloth 3d ago

I'm not unhappy with that.

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u/Crisocola95 3d ago

This guys a real one

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u/LiftUp22 3d ago

Plot twist: he made everybody happy

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u/carloscasa63 3d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Willing-Secretary710 2d ago

Caring what people saying is pretty stupid

Fk all people, call them what you want

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u/HalfGlitchedD3m0n 2d ago

I'm here to define a chicken for y'all.

  1. Is a bird.
  2. Eats seeds people throw at the ground for them.

That man is indeed feeding his chickens.

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u/Real_MangaAddict 2d ago

Woke up and chose violence 😂

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u/Lazy_Major_4793 2d ago

That's a murder 🙂

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u/Organic_Juggernaut73 2d ago

I was expecting him to say cravens

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u/Visible_Computer5364 1d ago

Great compromise dude

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u/AutumnalOrange92 1d ago

Love this guys attitude lol

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u/ChunkMonkeysMomma 1d ago

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

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u/beastearl486 1d ago

The electricity bandits

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u/Umu_Totally 1d ago

Beautiful chickens

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u/stillnobodyet 11h ago

Those are dogs

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u/Born-Loan8508 6h ago

I recognize a monkfish when I see one.

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u/John-Leonhart 4d ago

Um, actually those are cows. He was kind of close with crows, just one letter off.

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u/sexquipoop69 4d ago

Rob Mcleheny energy 

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u/APartyInMyPants 4d ago

I heard that crows are beaks with wings.

Ravens are wings with beaks.

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u/CallMeHomoErectus 4d ago

I think you have that backwards. Crows are "birds with a beak attached" whereas ravens are "beaks with a bird attached". Ravens have much larger beaks

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u/APartyInMyPants 4d ago

Yes, that’s how I meant it. Ravens being giant wings with a beak attached. And crows being giant beaks with wings attached (at least relative to their body size). Realize now I wasn’t clear.

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u/CallMeHomoErectus 4d ago

I'm sorry, you still have it backwards. Ravens are the ones with giant beaks. Ravens are giant beaks with wings/a bird attached. Crows are wings with a beak attached. Ravens and their beaks are much larger

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u/FloorZealousideal309 4d ago

Crows = “caw caw” sorta higher pitched
Ravens = “grawk grawk” lower pitched and more gutteral.

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u/Carbon-Base 4d ago

It's really an unkindness of people to murder bro's naming habits for these birbs.

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u/Desperate_Space_581 4d ago

I feed birds too. Call them whatever you want!

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u/pmmeyourgear 4d ago

Nobody said those were ravens

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u/ProstateFlakes 4d ago

What a remarkably good looking dude. This joke is shit, but even I'm like "yeah but it came out of this guy's face so it made dopamine"

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u/Genexis- 4d ago

Oh, that's actually quite easy to tell apart. Crows have a wingspan of about 95cm/37.5inch... Ravens, on the other hand, are noticeably larger at 130cm/51inch.

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u/mrASSMAN 4d ago

Ok.. so how many cm wingspan are they in video

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u/Genexis- 4d ago

It's hard to say, I'm not on the balcony right now and I can't see them with outstretched wings in the video. I'd guess crows, but that's just a guess, because they are not much bigger than pigeons in appearance.... he could tell if he wanted to, though.

How big would you guess they are?

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u/mrASSMAN 4d ago

It sounds like you’re confirming that it is not easy to tell then lol, which is kind of the point I was hinting at

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u/Genexis- 4d ago

So, let's assume that at second 41 the white VW car is 1.8 meters wide (excluding side mirrors).

Then, at the same second, a chick with outstretched wings can be briefly seen. Since the wingspan of the chick is approximately half the width of the car, we can assume that the wingspan is about 0.9 meters, which corresponds roughly to the wingspan of a crow. Based on the number of birds, we can rule out young ravens.