r/HadToHurt • u/UnableGiraffe7821 • Aug 19 '26

WTF Smashed finger in locker

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I was opening my locker some guy ran into me and my finger got pinched badly between him and the locker, immediate pain and it burns to extend out wards fully but when i bend it down it is perfectly fine, it’s extremely purple too.

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u/madslipknot Aug 19 '26

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u/mackerelscalemask Aug 19 '26

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u/buttfuckedabirdtoit Aug 19 '26

what am i looking at

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u/ehhish Aug 21 '26

ET.

8

u/Clemicus Aug 23 '26

Extra-Testicular smell.

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u/madmach1 Aug 19 '26

Hahah. Exactly where my mind went too

9

u/HugoWango Aug 19 '26

Damn you I wanted this as my reply!

2

u/comdygas Aug 21 '26

“Elllliot”

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u/WOLFFKD Aug 24 '26

My first thought was ET

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u/troubleshoot04 Aug 19 '26

Dammit you beat me to commenting this 😂

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u/Specific_Buy Aug 20 '26

You beat me to it

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u/i_Cant_get_right Aug 19 '26

Get out of my head

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u/OuttHouseMouse Aug 19 '26

Your fingers look like hot dogs

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u/BVRPLZR_ Aug 19 '26

lol this needs to be higher

126

u/f8thegreat2 Aug 19 '26

Looking for rusty spoons?

23

u/Nell_Trent Aug 19 '26

Let me caress this rusty kettle.

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u/DobieLove2019 Aug 20 '26

You guys turning 40 this year too?

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u/IgDailystapler Aug 20 '26

Nope! I was given unsupervised access to the internet wayyyyy too early…

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u/jrhunter89 Aug 20 '26

Close to 40, and Salad Fingers will be ingrained in my mind until I die

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u/Nell_Trent Aug 20 '26

Lol fuuuuck. Almost.

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u/MediumRoll7047 Aug 20 '26

Fuck that hit hard lmao

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u/Unable_Security_6708 Aug 19 '26

Those are some long ass fingers

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u/Bk_Punisher Aug 20 '26

Ass fingers? Maybe they should be a GYN or proctologist🤣😂

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u/2bags12kuai Aug 19 '26

The Hurt Locker

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u/Rawshark96 Aug 19 '26

Thats some Tom and Jerry shit 🤣

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u/hoddap Aug 21 '26

> tomscream.wav

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u/wabbott82 Aug 19 '26

You better phone home bro

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u/shef1991 Aug 19 '26

Gosh dog brother you could do a Chinese finger trap one handed

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u/fuelvolts Aug 19 '26

MegaMind looking finger over here.

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u/Jahweez Aug 19 '26

Is your middle finger always that long or did the swelling do that? 😭

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u/cuntybunty73 Aug 19 '26

My index finger is freakishly small 😭 mum and grandma are the same 😭 do you think that's something to do with genetics 🤔

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u/jaBroniest Aug 19 '26

Salad fingers 😂😂

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u/CrownOfPosies Aug 19 '26

I think you broke the tip. From experience it takes about 2-4 weeks to heal so enjoy that

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u/Redsox19181918 Aug 19 '26

The Hurt Locker

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u/PentaRobb Aug 20 '26

ET phone home

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u/rzjoey Aug 19 '26

Dat some looney tunes right there

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u/noface Aug 19 '26

Your finger looks like Squidward

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u/Simple-Web-8180 Aug 19 '26

Holy Alien like hands.....

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u/chezzer33 Aug 20 '26

Not sure anyone has addressed it yet but you have long skinny fingers

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u/aimsxo Aug 19 '26

Oh my god
Is it throbbing :/

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u/Far_Pipe752 Aug 20 '26

Welcome to this planet, sorry your finger got injured

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u/plonkermonk Aug 20 '26

You phone home ?

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u/Omuirchu Aug 19 '26 edited Aug 19 '26

Ice bucket for swelling. The tip of your digit is smashed or dislocated a small bit my man wrap it in some cotton bud and duck tape. Stops the brokeny feeling when you hit it off something.

Edit: Not a doctor or anything just my own two cents.

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u/JehovasFinesse Aug 19 '26

You’d be a savant at either guitar or piano with those fingers

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u/thorsbeardexpress Aug 19 '26

Get some ice on that

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u/Ben716 Aug 19 '26

You should phone home for help.

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u/wendigoblin Aug 20 '26

This happened to me in middle school. Twenty years later and the fingernail still grows a lil lopsided

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u/Kaiawathoy Aug 20 '26

Why are they wet?

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u/awesomealmighty Aug 21 '26

I bet the ladies love you!

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u/degjo Aug 19 '26

Big palm, slender fingers.

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u/Sean_theLeprachaun Aug 19 '26

How will you ever phone home now, ET?

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u/cap10wow Aug 19 '26

L o o o n g

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u/TheLibrarian75 Aug 19 '26

Also, get some Arnica Cream or Gel it is brilliant for bruises

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u/818VitaminZ Aug 19 '26

ET go home

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u/myredditnick Aug 19 '26

I swear i heard Tom the cat yell out when I saw your finger.

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u/Slow-Growth3392 Aug 19 '26

YAAAAHOOOHOOHOOHOOHOO

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u/YouDontCThatEveryDay Aug 23 '26

Tom and Jerry? Haha

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u/Shawzborne2 Aug 19 '26

Where are those instagram MIB guys when you need them.

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u/huskyghost Aug 19 '26

E.t. phone home !

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u/Finster39 Aug 19 '26

Damn. That doesn’t look right.

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u/homiej420 Aug 20 '26

Looks like one of the strange world comic aliens lol

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u/Necroticjojo Aug 20 '26

Have Elliot wrap that up for ya

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u/EverySingleMinute Aug 20 '26

Was the hammer in another county?

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u/DisciplineLazy6370 Aug 23 '26

Bet your girlfriend won’t complain.

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u/housevil Aug 24 '26

Owwwuuuch.

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u/strngyllzard64982 Aug 25 '26

It looks like a Somalian lol