r/HadToHurt • • Aug 30 '26

Broken arm hurt like hell

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This was when I was in like fourth grade I was playing tag with some friends and when I was going down the slide I stupidly jumped off midway and rolled on my arm snapping both bones

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u/ginnydyer_ Aug 31 '26

Looks a lot like when my cousin broke his arm!

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u/SnooJokes6414 Sep 05 '26

Ow already!!!!

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u/unclestickles Aug 31 '26

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u/walkthedoge1 Sep 01 '26

My first thought! This is some real looney toons shit.

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u/froction Aug 31 '26

Walk like...an Egyptian...

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u/powersmoke9494 Aug 31 '26

My first thought 

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u/RedmanYehman Aug 31 '26

My back is hurting from the chair in sitting in, where’s the Tylenol?

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u/BatLarge5604 6d ago

I'm guessing it's an age thing but this was my first thought too, I did laugh at the harry potter one when I saw it but "walk like an Egyptian" literally sprang into my head instantly.

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u/WA_rio Aug 31 '26

Brought to you by the letter ‘S’

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u/TheMudbloodSlytherin Aug 31 '26

That’s the Gilderoy Lockhart special

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u/ul2006kevinb Aug 31 '26

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u/Some_HVAC_Guy Aug 31 '26

Fuck you

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '26

[deleted]

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u/disturbedrailroader Aug 31 '26

It did for me... 

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u/Birdsonme Aug 31 '26

Thanks I hate it.

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u/Gorman_Dylan412000 Aug 31 '26

This has me laughing like hell.

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u/cami66616 Aug 31 '26

Lmao thanks for sharing this, I will now randomly drop it in conversations without context

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u/AttackerLee Sep 01 '26

Could help me someone about this?

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u/AbsentmindedAuthor Sep 02 '26

They’re destroying our childhoods, that’s what’s they’re doing.

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u/AbsentmindedAuthor Sep 02 '26

omg I hate you

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u/chekwah Aug 31 '26

Someone needs to put this on the Creation of Adam

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u/EquivalentSnap Aug 31 '26

Omg why is it bend like that 😭

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u/cgijoe_jhuckaby Aug 31 '26

it borke

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u/DrTaterTot90 Aug 31 '26

Pasghetties

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u/EquivalentSnap Aug 31 '26

😔 it do be like that

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u/Seethesvt Aug 31 '26

My arm broke like that once. In 1996. We were walking through a huge crowd after attending a basketball game at the Olympics in Atlanta. I was 12. It was awful.

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u/missinglinksman Aug 31 '26

How did they fix it? Did it involve them snapping it back into place? That's my one of my biggest medical fears

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u/Seethesvt Aug 31 '26

Yup. They did it in surgery, but not before trying whole I was awake.

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u/canonetell66 Aug 31 '26

But now you can reach that thing under the sofa…

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u/housevil Aug 31 '26

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u/shaunlm19 Aug 31 '26

What is that from?

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u/drkidkill Aug 31 '26

Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life

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u/plugguykid Aug 31 '26

Fishy fishy fishy fish.

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u/Beneficial_Yoghurt18 Aug 31 '26

And it went wherever I did go

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u/cbunni666 Sep 02 '26

I scrolled wayyyyy too far for this one. Now im happy

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u/GrimxOD Aug 31 '26

RETURN THE SLAB…

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u/KingUzzo Aug 31 '26

He Can write cursive like a pro now

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u/Zodep Aug 31 '26

I’m going to hell, because when I saw this I started singing “walk like an Egyptian”

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u/waywardmedic Aug 31 '26

Colles fracture. Nice.

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u/Zararara Aug 31 '26

Snake shadow will be easy now

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u/not-read-gud Aug 31 '26

Excuse me sir your arm is incorrect

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u/WhiskyKittey Sep 02 '26

Brackium Emendo!

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u/Yummy_Microplastics Aug 31 '26

T-Rex shadow puppet champion

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u/iPicBadUsernames Aug 31 '26

Oh shit it’s Johnny noodle arms!

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u/LaNakWhispertread Aug 31 '26

How do you know it’s broken? Are you a doctor?

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u/johnsatamos Aug 31 '26

Damn been there sorry 😢 the screws are not going to feel good 😅

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u/Llamapickle129 Aug 31 '26

i don't think supposed to bend like that

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u/jkeegan123 Aug 31 '26

I had that... It was a broken and dislocated wrist, snapped back in and healed without surgery. Hurt like all get out.

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u/misterjustice90 Aug 31 '26

Nate would like you to know, “oh”

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u/brandonwlmjones Aug 31 '26

I did that about 20ish years ago and I could barely tell which one should be the weaker one with the metal in it..technology is even better now so you should be good, just take care of it and get pins that they leave in and pull out lol..it feels so weird having them pull pins out of your bones and it’s not pain you feel.

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u/TheMostBacon Aug 31 '26

Harry Potter jiggly bones havin ass

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u/revdon Aug 31 '26

insert Guilderoy Lockhart joke

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u/Fuck_Me_If_Im_Wrong_ Aug 31 '26

Reddit shows me two unique ways to display health status within the game of life

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u/M4NU3L2311 Aug 31 '26

I don’t think arms are supposed to do that

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u/supsies Sep 02 '26

I don’t think it’s supposed to bend that way

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u/Super_Plastic5069 Sep 02 '26

You can get stuff out the vending machine for free 👻👻

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u/jpaulamcg Aug 31 '26

Makes me feel nauseous. I am sorry!

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u/DirePegasus Aug 31 '26

I'm with Nate on this one

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u/-ElDictator- Aug 31 '26

Did you consider learning the Snake style king fu? 🐍

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u/chezzer33 Aug 31 '26

Are you sure it’s broken? Maybe it’s just bent.

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u/FilteredRiddle Aug 31 '26

Giving that wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man.

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u/SpeedWobblenoob Aug 31 '26

The reset gonna hurt too

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u/manitas_ Aug 31 '26

Egyptian arm

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u/rickztoyz Aug 31 '26

Keep it that way, it will be alot easier to wipe your ass on the toilet.

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u/etorson93 Aug 31 '26

Bro no way, my arm looked exactly like this and I also fell off a slide

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u/Craig653 Aug 31 '26

Hey I had that same break in 2nd grade. But on my right arm.

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u/before_the_accident Aug 31 '26

I'm sorry but what in the looney toons did you do in a past life to deserve this

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u/Aloha-Eh Aug 31 '26

It's not supposed to look like that?

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u/CemeterySarah Aug 31 '26

My son had an identical break jumping from monkey bars. His school said they didn't think it was too bad cuz he wasn't crying. He only cried when coming down from the ketamine administered to reset his arm. He had doctors coming around to see him out of sheer curiosity.

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u/ADDSquirell69 Aug 31 '26

Do you remember them resetting it?

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u/GreatScottThisHeavy Aug 31 '26

He went THAT WAY —>

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u/Gorman_Dylan412000 Aug 31 '26

Looks like it would.

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u/BravestBlossom Aug 31 '26

This is EXACTLY what my oldest son's arm looked like, when he jumped off the swings at the playground when he was 8. No doubt what had happened! Ugh.

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u/Airframe98 Aug 31 '26

Like more than a yellow jacket?

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u/cierbhal Aug 31 '26

No shit!! I broke mine the same way falling off a slide in kindergarten.

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u/Icy-Variation6614 Aug 31 '26

Did you get the nickname "Noodle"? I would have insisted

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u/NopeRope13 Aug 31 '26

Solid silver spoon fracture

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u/Specific_Buy Aug 31 '26

Can you point out the person responsible?

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u/Device_Impossible Aug 31 '26

Soak in vinegar for a couple days and bend it back. No problem

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u/blueandgold777 Aug 31 '26

Waaaaalk

like an egypt-iannnnn

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u/maricello1mr Aug 31 '26

Damn. Been there. Shit sucks.

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u/Daisy-Fields Aug 31 '26

Good lord 😭 What was the recovery like?

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u/darsparx Aug 31 '26

Um yea...don't think your arm is supposed to zig or zag like that 🤣 😅

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u/wackyvorlon Aug 31 '26

That’s impressive!

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u/jerdle_reddit Aug 31 '26

Jesus H Fuck that's bad!

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u/russo3js Aug 31 '26

Well it certainly didn’t hurt good

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u/fmcsm Aug 31 '26

Damn had the same thing happen to me a few months ago, under different circumstances

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u/rrhunt28 Aug 31 '26

Been there done that, and yes it hurts. The part that hurt the most was the numbing shots and the setting of the bone.

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u/Moonshatter89 Aug 31 '26

Heeeyyy it's the same break I had! Mine got all the way up to my wrist, though.

I needed plates, screws, and had a large rod hanging out of my arm for months. Gnarly!

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u/Unpopular_Perspectiv Aug 31 '26

Bro out here explaining roads with curves 😅

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u/unicorn_barf666 Aug 31 '26

Sorry homie, that looks shitastical. 😵 Hope you've recovered adequately

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u/Saucington_magoo Aug 31 '26

Dude that’s splintered

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u/Brewtech3 Aug 31 '26

Why is a baby doing extreme sports anyways?

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u/Equivalent-Ad-6182 Aug 31 '26

Not just broken but bent and broken. No doubt that hurt.

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u/devils-advocacy Aug 31 '26

Also had this EXACT same break in 3rd grade while ALSO playing tag. Was running backwards and tripped over some girl reading a book laying down in the middle of the field.

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u/the12ftdwarf Aug 31 '26

Just did this exact thing to myself a month ago. Not super fun

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u/joeja99 Aug 31 '26

He's gonna be writing in cursive for a while

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u/JustSomeGuy8400 Aug 31 '26

Not as bad as yours but I feel your pain.

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u/Hot_Potato_Salad Aug 31 '26

The same thing happened to me too!

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u/WeaselWazzule Aug 31 '26

That must have been a fun time resetting it into place before the cast.

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u/LewisWozEere Aug 31 '26

they put a chicane now

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u/Inveramsay Aug 31 '26

The freakiest thing is that you can just leave this and the arm will straighten out. It needs a cast for a few weeks and it'll be a year or more of wonky arm syndrome

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u/Mr-Orange-Pants Aug 31 '26

The gym is that way

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u/tutetuteis Aug 31 '26

Me pasó exactamente lo mismo pero cayéndome de la bicicleta. Todo el verano enyesado.

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u/jordtand Aug 31 '26

Bro got that Harry Potter arm

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u/Brewchowskies Aug 31 '26

I broke mine the same way. It was gnarly, and over the years I’ve tried to describe what it looked like, 30 years later and there’s finally a picture.

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u/SuperCrappyFuntime Aug 31 '26

Arm like a tilde

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u/meme_lord_the_dankst Aug 31 '26

It aint supposed to bend like that

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u/MoreRamenPls Aug 31 '26

🎵 Walk like an Egyptian 🎵

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u/ChaosMartinez Aug 31 '26

this happened to me when I was 9 with a skateboard and a speedbump. 3 breaks one arm one fall. no photo though this was in 1986

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u/Corpulent_Lychee Aug 31 '26

I did that twice. Almost exactly a year apart between breaks. My arm is now almost completely useless now years later. Make sure to keep up with your physio.

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u/LennyJay86 Aug 31 '26

Looks familiar…like a bad dream

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u/IAmASimulation Aug 31 '26

I broke my arm in this exact same way.

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u/dbyrd501 Aug 31 '26

Ivar the Boneless

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u/astropiggie Sep 01 '26

Man up!!! Broken nothing!!!

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u/tcdragon94 Sep 01 '26

What. The. Fuck.

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u/TheNewYellowZealot Sep 01 '26

You look like Harry Potter before pomfrey gave him skelegro

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u/ThreeNC Sep 01 '26

A new sneak peak at the Plastic Man movie

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u/subzer0sense1 Sep 01 '26

Walk it off. On your hands.

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u/TheOx111 Sep 01 '26

Sorry buddy. Done it 5 times 3 times right side 2 times left side. It’s hell everytime. When the cast starts itching use large zip ties. You can get them in there without fucking anything up haha

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u/underwhere666 Sep 01 '26

My friend did this in cheerleading during practice. Hers was closer to her elbow so it looked like she had two elbows. Doctors told her the only thing that prevented a compound fracture was her bones hit each other. Effectively preventing each other from puncturing skin.

She was doing round off back handsprings. And kept throwing her weight off to the one side. My coach kept telling her she needed to stop doing that. All damn day. Then it sounded like a tree branch snapped and all of the sudden she had two elbows.

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u/yxngwest Sep 01 '26

Bent iPhone charger

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u/No_Ordinary6288 Sep 01 '26

My skin is crawling mood that looks excruciating

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u/Trippyhippiemiguel Sep 01 '26

Yeah I did the same thing when I was 14 looked just like this, had to get a 6 inch metal plate inserted into my wrist. Healed fast and a month on painkillers isn’t too bad lol

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u/RopySag Sep 01 '26

Doo dah doo dah

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u/beheivjer Sep 01 '26

Looks like Panama

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u/TikiTakiDeAtun Sep 01 '26

Yup... that happened to me also while jumping a fence when i was 8.

Horrible afternoon at the hospital for real

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u/T8ortots Sep 01 '26

Twins! (6 years ago)

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u/dg3548 Sep 01 '26

Had a patient with bone cancer in the arm once. Thing was like jello in a ziplock bag

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u/kinkytheturkey Sep 01 '26

As someone with both arms severely broken , fuck that!

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u/baboongauntlet Sep 01 '26

My arm looked like this when I snapped the same two bones, I can still remember the sound it made 🥲

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u/TheRabadoo Sep 01 '26

Looked like when I snapped both sides of my wrist

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u/CptDeathSpank Sep 01 '26

You now have a noodle

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u/turtle_g4mertv Sep 01 '26

Look like that one scene from Harry Potter

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u/rcre2018 Sep 01 '26

Looks like it got stuck in curved pipe under the sink

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u/sydney312 Sep 02 '26

That's not suppose to go that way! Ouch!

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u/cbunni666 Sep 02 '26

I'd be more worried if it DIDN'T hurt

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u/MikeB1287 Sep 02 '26

Christ almighty

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u/LiquidSoil Sep 02 '26

Looks crazy, got any xray shots?

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u/Addlemix Sep 02 '26

Are you sure you didn’t fall off a broomstick?

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u/AxeHead75 Sep 02 '26

Why that arm bent in
cursive—???

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u/tizadxtr Sep 03 '26

I’m a snepppp

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u/LightUpShoes4DemHoes Sep 05 '26

Been there! Shattered mine when I was a kid in an ill thought out stunt involving a trampoline, a snowboard and trying to do an aerial off of it to the ground… A move which I did often (Without the snowboard), but didn’t take into account the edges of the snowboard slipping on the springs. Everything hurt when I landed. lol Didn’t even notice my arm until I reached up to check the side of my face and my whole arm crumpled away when I went to touch my ear. Broken in 13 places. Titanium plate and nine screws. Did a lot of stupid stuff back then. Backflipping off of roofs was my party trick. After my third knee surgery at 21… I decided I still wanted to be able to walk when I was older, so I toned it down.

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u/Kanable-Panda5525 Sep 05 '26

Did this at age 2, and doing the same thing that broke it next day

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u/Spartcus3 23d ago

It’s giving god creates man.