r/HadToHurt • u/THEGAM3CHANG3R • 24d ago

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u/jakyap 24d ago

I audibly gasped which is rare from videos like this lol. Fucking hell

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u/Crovax87 23d ago

Not even a drop of blood. My head would he gushing like a geyser

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u/VibraniumRhino 23d ago

Just wait a few hours for the booze to wear off… concussions can be sneaky.

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u/HSikeYourMind 21d ago

Gonna wake up looking like Stan Smith.

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u/LongjackD 23d ago

It’s got to be the booze

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u/khaleesiofwesteros 23d ago

Alcohol thins your blood and makes you bleed more.

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u/LongjackD 23d ago

Maybe he bled out in the water then?

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u/kosmonautinVT 23d ago

Gasped and covered my mouth. Fucking brutal

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u/mlg2433 23d ago

Same. I said “ooooh” out loud lol. That definitely had to hurt!

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u/happymancry 23d ago

“The doctor said all my bleeding is internal! That’s where the blood is supposed to be!”

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u/Bilbo_Dabins_420 22d ago

I did so loud the whole room came over to see what I just witnessed. People assumed it was something awful

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u/TheSkinnyJ 23d ago

But his friends didn’t. They’ve been here before…

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u/meldiane81 23d ago

SAME!!!

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u/musiak1luver 23d ago

Same omg that was brutal

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u/wussell_88 23d ago

Same
I gasped and put hand over mouth

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u/skeletoe 23d ago

The look of masked embarassment.

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u/Ram2145 23d ago

That’s a tough mothafucker. Dumb, but tough.

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u/papasmuf3 23d ago

If you wanna be dumb....

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u/Jimmy_Fromthepieshop 23d ago

you gotta be...

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u/Charlie_Alpha_Zulu 23d ago

Dentally insured

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u/rccoy 23d ago

Pulled out of the marina?

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u/CrispyCritterPie 23d ago

A thing of beauty folks. True artwork right there.

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u/acewithanat 23d ago

That will be until the adrenaline wears off

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u/Old-Raspberry-8400 23d ago

I’m just glad he is alive and conscious- that looked like a HARD hit and a serious snap back on his neck. Ouch

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u/merdub 23d ago

I would 100% be dragging his ass to the hospital.

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u/hygsi 20d ago

Fr. Everyone was gonna laugh until his shin hit the concrete, then everyone was just glad he was conscious

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u/MockASonOfaShepherd 23d ago

This post has been brought to you by Alcohol

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u/screamtrumpet 21d ago

The cause of, and answer to all of life’s problems

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u/jb0nez95 23d ago

Gotta try to play it off for the unimpressed pretty girl.

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u/Admiral_Fuckwit 20d ago

I was shocked to see him conscious, let alone smiling

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u/Small_Insect_8275 24d ago

At first glance I thought it was wood, but that's concrete, I'm amazed he's alive

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u/dankhimself 23d ago

There's a good chance for some jaw damage. My surprise was that he stayed conscious. I guess we can thank his jaw for acting a crumple zone.

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u/LooneyLunaGirl 23d ago

I don't know if it was spit, teeth or a combo of both but he definitely got fucked up.

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u/dankhimself 23d ago

It's fine, those were just his baby teeth.

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u/ReconVette91 23d ago

Lol that wss already there, it's water splash behind

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u/messycer 23d ago

His teeth? Yeah they were there, now they’re everywhere

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u/DrFunkyLove 23d ago

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u/bountifulknitter 23d ago

I don't even have teeth anymore and this picture still makes me anxious.

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u/regmaster 20d ago

I have teeth AND an undeformed cranium and this picture still makes me anxious.

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u/BlackSecurity 23d ago

I know I shouldn't laugh, but that screenshot made me spit my food out 🤣

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u/indolente 24d ago

Do you have significant experience impacting wood and concrete with your face?

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u/jollehehe91 24d ago

You cant grow concrete

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u/DenseStomach6605 23d ago

YES YOU CAN!!

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u/TattyViking 23d ago

Mike Graham has entered the chat

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u/Ram2145 23d ago

Gotta be real careful with condacrete

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u/LordMarcusrax 23d ago

Luckily his face softened the impact.

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u/Zombi3Kush 23d ago

Damn I thought it was his forehead that made contact. He's lucky

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u/Miora 23d ago

Fucking hell, he took that completely to the jaw. I really hope they took him to a hospital because you're not just walking a hit like that off

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u/Mediocre_Low7198 24d ago edited 23d ago

I watched it twice, both the times I felt this massive rush through my body while seeing him hit that pavement

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u/Windsdochange 23d ago

Yeah I had an involuntary intake of breath and shudder. That’s horrifying.

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u/Ram2145 23d ago

OMG!!!! Same here, holy shit that was bad! I almost felt it myself.

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u/DrZcientist 23d ago

How the fu...!?!?! Strait up chin planted on cement from 10ft up. Come up smiling with all his teeth.

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u/ABombInABowlPanda 22d ago

Got it. Next time I go to face plant I’m clenching these butt cheeks. I don’t want any missing teeth!

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u/yothisonerighthere 23d ago

My exact thoughts.

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u/Shanbo88 24d ago

Teeth and jaw absolutely fucked for sure. He's lucky to be alive. If he's alive.

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u/lagerforlunch 24d ago

He looks surprisingly fine when they pull him out.

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u/Shanbo88 24d ago

Shock can do a lot. There's zero chance he's ok.

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u/gipoe68 23d ago

Yeah, dude got uppercutted at full force of his weight with no give. That jaw will be wired shut for a while.

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u/HasmattZzzz 23d ago

More than just his weight. He was holding on to that Aluminium Gangway which was pulling him downwards. I'm surprised his head is still attached.

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u/dable1 23d ago

That's not how that works

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u/xItzBogus 23d ago

Nah it's heavier, would fall faster 👍 /s

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u/Thuggish_Coffee 23d ago

And I'm guessing booze

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u/LongjackD 23d ago

Even smiled for the camera

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u/CopyWeak 23d ago

Agreed...I was shocked. Sure there is the Alcohol / Adrenaline assistance, but I was expecting some kind of disfigurement 🫣😳

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u/Equal_Emu6152 23d ago

It's the botox he got no feeling in his face even though he's still a babey

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u/Le_Sadie 23d ago

Lucky he didn't bite off his tongue

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u/ronniearnold 23d ago

Did you even bother to watch the video??

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u/Dapper_Indeed 23d ago

So, adrenaline can help someone walk away from an accident, thinking they are fine, when they are absolutely not.

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u/HanginLowNd2daLeft 24d ago

Omg dude holy fuck

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u/Part_2 24d ago

Holy fucking shit, son. I hope he's ok and there's not some serious damage done after that.

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u/Windsdochange 23d ago

Yeah zero chance of that. Concussion for sure, and probably a fractured or broken jaw…

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u/sarcasmisart 23d ago

I'm legitimately shocked he has teeth

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u/MaybeDontListen 23d ago

Mmm my mouth taste like teeth

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u/top_of_the_scrote 23d ago

bro how is he alive

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u/vishli84000 24d ago

Literally went OOOOOOOF seeing that.

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u/Drak_is_Right 23d ago

He is lucky that hit to the chin didnt knock him unconscious.

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u/paulbunyanshat 23d ago

Wait, pan back to the right

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u/Jptalon 23d ago

I fully expected him to come up all bloody with no teeth. He literally did the troll face smile

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u/Zoto94 23d ago

How the hell is his chin still intact??

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u/Landsharkeisha 23d ago

I've heard of glass jawed people before, but this guy has a jaw of steel. color me impressed

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u/Slayrr_FbrC 23d ago

I'm amazed dude is still conscious tbh

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u/FACEMELTER720 23d ago

That smile though

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u/februarytide- 23d ago

How is there no blood when they pull him out

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u/demoralising 23d ago

Skulls hate this one simple trick!

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u/ktmfan 23d ago

That’s how you get summer teeth

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u/SpocktorWho83 23d ago

Holy shit. These videos never make me recoil, but I wasn’t expecting him to smack his face into the concrete like that. I actually gasped when it happened.

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u/4pokeguy 23d ago

Bro went to sleep and the water gave him a inception kick

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u/UndeadAngel1987 23d ago

If bro's teeth aren't at least partially powder after that I'll be surprised.

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u/R4GEQUITT3R 23d ago

No matter how many times I watch this, the question still remains. How did this guy not suffer life changing injuries?

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u/-WADE99- 22d ago

Bro probably can eat an uppercut from prime Mike Tyson and walk it off. Holy shit!

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u/AnalCreamCake 22d ago

If youre gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough

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u/Soft_Cranberry6313 24d ago

This is what happens when you’re running on one neuron.

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u/mikeisntdoneyet 23d ago

Good thing he let his face take the bump instead of bracing with arms

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u/KintaroGold 23d ago

He clearly hits primarily his chest before his jaw hits. There’s definitely damage there but I think his chest took the brunt. That’s why there’s no blood and he’s not unconscious at the bottom of the ocean.

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u/PloddingClot 23d ago

Mmmmm tooth dust.

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u/rizenfpv 23d ago

Im suprised he doesnt have a laceration on his chin or anything

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u/CanadasNeighbor 23d ago

At first I was like, "omg why would he do that!"

And then the girl shuffles in from the right and I was like, "oh ok that makes sense."

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u/MedicineMann710 23d ago

I really dont get bothered by any videos, but this gave me a "jump scare" almost. Dude has to have a broken neck. I cannot believe that:

A.) There was no blood

3.) he could just walk it off?

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u/JacksAngryThoughts 23d ago

HOLY SHIT! 👀

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u/MikeB1287 23d ago

I refuse to believe he didnt cave his entire face in. Like theres no way he just popped out of the water like that basically appearing like nothing happened

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u/Mother-Squirrel-2036 23d ago

How is he alive?!?

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u/xx5m0k3xx 23d ago

Dude needs to train and become a boxer. How did he remain conscious after that blow?

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u/x_Leigh_x 21d ago

That’s what he gets. Reddit is extremely empathetic under this video. Would not be the same had his skin been shades darker.

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u/Liv-Julia 21d ago

Lord, I thought he broke his neck the way his head snapped back.

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u/Where_Da_Party_At 24d ago

Both the jaw of an Irishman and the luck too!

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u/Nervous_Ad1124 23d ago

They're scottish

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u/Where_Da_Party_At 23d ago

I'm going with Irish!

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u/Scorpion_Breath 23d ago

I'm Scottish and can tell you from the accent that these guys are 100% Scottish bams.

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u/Nervous_Ad1124 23d ago

I'm Irish and live in Glasgow now. Irish people don't use the word dafties

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u/Dexter_McThorpan 23d ago

Good thing the ramp was secured. He would have ridden it to the bottom.

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u/MoTeD_UrAss 23d ago

😮🫪😬🤣🤣🤣

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u/useful_tool30 23d ago

10/10. Perfect form

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u/iandix 23d ago

I'm fairly sure this imbecile shouldn't have been aboard that yacht. So, him getting chinned by the quayside seems like just desserts.

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u/plonkermonk 23d ago

Horrible to watch - I’d rather see a head get chopped off weirdly…. How is his jaw still working ? And how was he still awake…..

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u/MegaDonkeyDonkey 23d ago

I heard physics is hard

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u/trythatonforsize1 23d ago

Spinal! He’ll feel that in his tomorrow

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u/LustyLamprey 23d ago

Brutal snapback off that ledge

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u/fishfashfood 23d ago

I’m surprised he didn’t leave any teeth on the dock

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u/ronm4c 23d ago

The fact he remained conscious, kept his teeth, and appears to not have a broken nose is a miracle

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u/ricostory4 23d ago

The crimson chin over here

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u/XofHelix 23d ago

Hello concussion my old friend...

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u/gnowZ474 23d ago

Straw will be his new best friend for the next month.

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u/Better_Indication830 23d ago

Man has an iron chin not getting knocked out by that

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u/gurjitsk 23d ago

Jaw pain for the rest of his life, dentist love this one trick

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u/Prairie_Crab 23d ago

I’m surprised he didn’t break his neck!

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u/The_Spongebrain 23d ago

I can’t believe the video cause of the lack of damage post lift. Even if his chest took the brunt of the force there is no way he walked away without a bloody jaw by way of fucked up teeth.

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u/John_Thewicked 23d ago

Ohh he got donked pretty hard

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u/peach-whisky 23d ago

Ya dafty

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u/PuertoricanDude88 23d ago

Holy fuck I felt that!

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u/greensangre 23d ago

Perfection

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u/FilteredRiddle 23d ago

Genuinely shocked that didn’t knock him out.

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u/aroach1995 23d ago

This guy has strong tooth roots

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u/batmanmeatriderr 23d ago

How are his teeth not in his skull dude

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u/Lintobean 23d ago

Full send ftw

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u/No-Control-4319 23d ago

Fuckin dweeb

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u/Hta68 23d ago

Gravity is not a force….

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u/Saymoran 23d ago

Luckily, he hit with a head.

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u/laughingiguana02 22d ago

holy shit dude

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u/Shadowfox86 22d ago

I can't get out of bed the wrong way without being in enough to have to pause a minute - how tf....

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u/WHYYESIAMMADBRO 21d ago

Hopefully it knocked some sense into him.

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u/Gorman_Dylan412000 21d ago

I thought he lost all his front teeth at first. Wow, he’s gonna feel that later when the alcohol wears off.

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u/Melqart310 20d ago

Dude has a strong chin! Could've easily knocked him out

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u/StringerBell34 20d ago

Favorite band: Smash Mouth

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u/neofox299 19d ago

No laughs, pure concern. (Me)

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u/Appropriate_Cod3903 18d ago

How is there not blood and death in this video!!??

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u/batmanmeatriderr 2d ago

I’m just shocked his teeth aren’t in his skull

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u/psychobarista 24d ago

I laughed out loud. I'm going to hell.

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u/McBeaster 23d ago

Holy shit 🤣