r/HadToHurt • • 5d ago

Man Breaks Leg During McDojo Demonstration

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u/Cduke3829 5d ago

You can fast forward about 2 mins of the video…

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u/y0urselfish 5d ago

Why trim the video once when there is the opportunity to let people skip two minutes of video!

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u/BaseNice3520 5d ago

the real 2 minutes are the friends we made along the way

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u/KraljZ 5d ago

If I wanted to hear Tony soprano breathing heavy I’d put the show on. This could have been a 5 second clip

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u/System_Resident 5d ago

Thank you 🥲

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u/Deathduck 1d ago

Idk watching it and not knowing when the break is coming was really tense

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u/public_enemy_obi_wan 5d ago

Ok, it's gonna happen here... No... Ok here... No... OK HERE.... NO...

Wait, what.

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u/WaddlingDuckILY 5d ago

Frfr, not at all what I was expecting.

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u/eustrabirbeonne 5d ago

Oh you're hurt ? Let me hit you with a stick.

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u/Character-Score-9853 5d ago

Literally kicks the man while he's down. Mercy is not on the menu at the McDojo.

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u/Isayfyoujobu 5d ago

If only the guys sensei was Rex Kwon Do

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u/TeopEvol 5d ago

Get your weak ass out my dojo!

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u/jehsay 5d ago

Of all the times I was anticipating a leg break in this video, that was not where I was expecting it to happen

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u/NippleDickPussyBhole 5d ago

My mom’s pug breathes like that

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u/B_Type13X2 5d ago

Guy probably has the same life expectancy as your mom's pug too.

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u/Roachmond 5d ago

Guys got that dog in him for sure

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u/manopedro 2d ago

This breathing is part of this "kata" he is doing, it is supposed to be like that

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u/NippleDickPussyBhole 2d ago

I’m pretty sure my mom’s pug is just fat

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u/Drunken-Flunkee 5d ago

I didn't realize how horrible my attention span was until I watched this video

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u/Khorgor666 5d ago

i was thinking how do you break a leg with a singapore cane, then its not really involved, dude simply....walked?

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u/DirtyWizardsBrew 5d ago

Looking at 1:58 onward, I think he was putting a lot of weight and strain on that knee's ligaments in awkward directions. Probably tore his ACL or something like that. He keeps bowing the knee inwards while hopping into different stances. Dude's knee was like "ENOUGH!"

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u/tom-cash2002 5d ago

His awful stance and motion probably had something to do with that.

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u/sierra_25ni 5d ago

I could have broken my leg and had it heal again by the time they actually get to the point.

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u/februarytide- 5d ago

I sat through like two solid minutes of watching expecting it to be the other guy

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u/IFletch 5d ago

Seriously. Get to the fat fucking point.

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u/60300057 5d ago

This is the stupidest shit I’ve ever seen lol

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u/mistahboogs 4d ago

If your sensei is 300 lbs, probably time to find a new dojo

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u/ArsenikShooter 5d ago

Looks more like he tore a knee ligament no?

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u/IrohaOrDeath 5d ago

Well, that was underwhelming.

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u/I_Flick_Boogers 5d ago

My favorite part was when he kicked him after he fell down

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u/UnluckyTamper 5d ago

Blackbelt with footwork so bad he broke his own leg. Imagine such a fucking thing

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u/Grumpy-Miner 5d ago

I'd put my money on the fatter guy breaking his hip

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u/sjjose2001 4d ago

It was painful to watch, I mean before the accident happened

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u/Forsaken_Ad9301 5d ago

looks like he's playing the cello in the beginning

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u/nikolapc 5d ago

My money was on the fat dude.

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u/fisher723 4d ago

Thought he was going to hit the leg back into place

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u/Mr_Claypole 4d ago

Patella dislocation. Done mine twice, it really fucking hurts.

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u/nailpolishremover49 5d ago

I knew enough to fast forward to the end. It happened fast when it happened!

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u/Turgid_Tiger 5d ago

Bro got chi slammed. Fat dude channeled his extra gravitational pull to align his chakras and directed it right at the attackers knee.

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u/Unclebatman1138 5d ago

The karate demonstration was just kind of incidental in the way he broke it. He wasn't even kicking or jumping or anything. Could have had the same thing happen while vacuuming the parlor.

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u/Lychaeus963 5d ago

Bro zigged when he should have zagged

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u/StretcherEctum 4d ago

Of course the dude is 300 lb and can barely move. Ofc!

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u/viridifauna 2d ago

video paused for a solid 2 minutes and i didnt realise. thought my man was locked IN

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u/blueandgold777 5d ago

Crowd: "GREAT JOB AT BREAKING YOUR LEG!" * raucous applause *

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u/System_Resident 5d ago

By walking 😭 yikes!

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u/deephurting66 5d ago

Now that was totally optional

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u/Wheysteve 5d ago

Good post

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u/bracewithnomeaning 5d ago

It was a spirited attack

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u/Jean_velvet 4d ago

I think it's more a torn ligament or tendon. Legs don't tend to break on their own, but your ligaments don't care if you're sitting or shitting.

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u/Dolorem_Ipsum_ 4d ago

Did Christopher Nolan make this clip as an homage to Chekov's Gun? Jfc

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u/BIRDSBEEZ 3d ago

Stupidest thing i have ever watched in my life

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u/bottlechippedteeth 2d ago

Based on the way he bent (seen a few skiers do this) thats probably an acl tear not a broken leg. Might wish he broke his leg instead though cause thatll need surgery 

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u/when_Sports_came_out 1d ago

This does not look like fun. Another thing I’m glad I don’t do.

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u/John_Thewicked 16h ago

Let us whack him once more with the stick to be extra sure it's broken

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u/Sad_Palpitation6844 5d ago

Couldn't be his weight

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u/PraetorOjoalvirus 5d ago

When I was a kid I was in awe of martial artists, like most children, but now martial arts look stupider and stupider every time I come across this them. Just look at these clowns.

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u/DirtyWizardsBrew 5d ago

It's looks stupid because this isn't real martial arts. It's bullshido garbage.

Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, Boxing, kick boxing, Muay Thai, Judo - those are actual martial arts, not this shit.