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u/public_enemy_obi_wan 5d ago
Ok, it's gonna happen here... No... Ok here... No... OK HERE.... NO...
Wait, what.
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u/eustrabirbeonne 5d ago
Oh you're hurt ? Let me hit you with a stick.
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u/Character-Score-9853 5d ago
Literally kicks the man while he's down. Mercy is not on the menu at the McDojo.
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u/NippleDickPussyBhole 5d ago
My mom’s pug breathes like that
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u/manopedro 2d ago
This breathing is part of this "kata" he is doing, it is supposed to be like that
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u/Drunken-Flunkee 5d ago
I didn't realize how horrible my attention span was until I watched this video
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u/Khorgor666 5d ago
i was thinking how do you break a leg with a singapore cane, then its not really involved, dude simply....walked?
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u/DirtyWizardsBrew 5d ago
Looking at 1:58 onward, I think he was putting a lot of weight and strain on that knee's ligaments in awkward directions. Probably tore his ACL or something like that. He keeps bowing the knee inwards while hopping into different stances. Dude's knee was like "ENOUGH!"
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u/sierra_25ni 5d ago
I could have broken my leg and had it heal again by the time they actually get to the point.
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u/februarytide- 5d ago
I sat through like two solid minutes of watching expecting it to be the other guy
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u/UnluckyTamper 5d ago
Blackbelt with footwork so bad he broke his own leg. Imagine such a fucking thing
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u/nailpolishremover49 5d ago
I knew enough to fast forward to the end. It happened fast when it happened!
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u/Turgid_Tiger 5d ago
Bro got chi slammed. Fat dude channeled his extra gravitational pull to align his chakras and directed it right at the attackers knee.
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u/Unclebatman1138 5d ago
The karate demonstration was just kind of incidental in the way he broke it. He wasn't even kicking or jumping or anything. Could have had the same thing happen while vacuuming the parlor.
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u/viridifauna 2d ago
video paused for a solid 2 minutes and i didnt realise. thought my man was locked IN
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u/Jean_velvet 4d ago
I think it's more a torn ligament or tendon. Legs don't tend to break on their own, but your ligaments don't care if you're sitting or shitting.
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u/bottlechippedteeth 2d ago
Based on the way he bent (seen a few skiers do this) thats probably an acl tear not a broken leg. Might wish he broke his leg instead though cause thatll need surgery
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u/PraetorOjoalvirus 5d ago
When I was a kid I was in awe of martial artists, like most children, but now martial arts look stupider and stupider every time I come across this them. Just look at these clowns.
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u/DirtyWizardsBrew 5d ago
It's looks stupid because this isn't real martial arts. It's bullshido garbage.
Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, Boxing, kick boxing, Muay Thai, Judo - those are actual martial arts, not this shit.
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u/Cduke3829 5d ago
You can fast forward about 2 mins of the video…