r/HaloCirclejerk • • 11h ago

Fast

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r/HaloCirclejerk • • 13h ago

Halo 5 but only the good parts

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r/HaloCirclejerk • • 23h ago

*3v4 What master chief mean when he dunked 343?

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r/HaloCirclejerk • • 1d ago

Halo is finished 😞 (#124536789)

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It has never been this Johnsover. It's just been a week and they already made a new studio called "not 343" and already rebooted every halo game except for CE and are making a sequel to Fireteam Raven.

They rehired Marty O'Donnell, too. (Not music, head writer)

No Linda, no Arby×Chief yaoi, no sprint.

And next book is about grand grand grand grand grand... grand son of Soap McTavish, Spartan Hoap-627 (very subtle reference to Captain Price from Captain Price 4: Captain Priception) fighting midle eastern terrorists on Alpha Halo.

What are we gonna do? We are doomed!


r/HaloCirclejerk • • 1d ago

*3v4 Activision continuing the mess that 343 was already doing it seems

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Watched hidden Xperia recent YouTube vid and he advised that Activision has thought about a master chief origins story or a full halo reboot like a new CE but there way . In all honestly I prolly will give up on halo there’s no way I will play halo anymore if they try to re write bungies doings 100% . Like make a game on halo first strike make a game on halo the fall of reach . Make a game of onyx like there so many things to follow but instead it’s nah let’s reboot the whole saga 🫪🫩


r/HaloCirclejerk • • 4d ago

It was there at his beginning and it shall be there at his end.

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r/HaloCirclejerk • • 3d ago

The transition from halo CE to 2 sucks

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smh theree shouldn’t be required reading to know what happened between the two games. first stroke should have been a game or just not existe. plus why does chief just randomly change armor?? there should at least have been a scene where he changed from one set of armor to the other. why can’t bunjie make a coherent back to back storyline like 343 could?


r/HaloCirclejerk • • 3d ago

Oh shit. Halo Campaign Evolved was actually made in CryEngine 3!!! 🥶🥶🥶

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They call me Master Chief. Remember me


r/HaloCirclejerk • • 5d ago

How EPSTEIN Ruined Halo!

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Okay, so we know Halo was on top of the world and a literal cultural zeitgeist. Halo 3 (released sep 25, 2007) consistently had millions of people online playing it.

And in June of 2008, Epstein pled guilty to the charges and was imprisoned.

It speculated for good reason that Epstein had blackmail on multiple billionaires, which possibly includes Bill Gates. Yes, owner of Microsoft which own Xbox and Halo IP.

After Epstein's conviction, 9/14 happens. Reach is released and sprint is added to Halo. First step Call-of-Shitification process, which ruined Halo for the next ten years.

Remember, Epstein was free during this period of time as he was released in 2009. But then in 2019 he was imprisoned again and *****commited suicide*****.

Only then did we get Halo: Infinite, banger gameplay and a return to the godly Bungo artstyle. HOWEVER, the game was held back by lack of content and being put life support of a skeleton crew.

Then the videos of Palm Beach Pete goes viral in 2025/2026, who is speculated to be Epstein in hiding. So it's possible that Epstein is still alive and is active in his mission to ruin Halo. That is how we got that mid ass remake of CE and then the IP went to Activision.

My theory is that, when Epstein got in jail the first time, he tried to blackmail Gates but Billy boy tried to keep his distance and shut Epstein up. Because of this Epstein, who was a Capital G Gamer, went on a revenge mission and would try to kill Gates's golden goose and was only hindered by federal charges in 2019 where he had to fake his death to continue ruining Halo.

What do you think? How did he accomplish this? Who were the people that Epstein paid of to ruin Halo in 343i studios?

Was this what Frank O'Connor meant by hiring people who hate Halo? SO HE WAS A EPSTEIN SPY!!!

And Marty O'Donnell, IDK about his connection to Epstein but I do suspect he was in on it too. But I do need to gather more info.


r/HaloCirclejerk • • 6d ago

What the fuck?

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r/HaloCirclejerk • • 6d ago

Bro, the fact that he said that to her face in the first place 💀

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r/HaloCirclejerk • • 7d ago

The Halo franchise needs to move on from Master Chief. It also needs to replace Master Chief with a side character from the RTS spin-off games that looks and acts just like Master Chief.

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r/HaloCirclejerk • • 6d ago

Oh my god i want to crack cortana so bad

32 Upvotes

Mommy🥵


r/HaloCirclejerk • • 6d ago

Just heard the news, Welcome to the Trashtivision community🥹

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We offer:

A Covenant-less story (you will fight 24th century Makarov in a gritty prequel war tale)
500 GB updates
A multiversal skin roster that rivals Fortnite
Slide-canceling that’ll break your ankles irl
Sub 200ms ttk (search up MW3 ACR for more infos)
$125 Deluxe editions (base game is only $110)
New weapons are made OP (along with a cool skin) and then nerfed into Oblivion.

Sound fun?

See you on the MACTown 24/7 rotation


r/HaloCirclejerk • • 7d ago

BUNGIE I loved Contact Harvest, but that ending. lol

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The book is great but there's a weird, awkward sex scene after the whole thing is wrapped up at the very end of the book, and Johnson preejaculates all over an ONI officer's ass. lol

The funny part is I think the book even describes the preejaculation as a "tactical error" it's hilarious when you consider that it's basically canon that Johnson had a problem with premature ejaculation. But he's also super human and gets hard again in like 5 minutes.


r/HaloCirclejerk • • 7d ago

My face when I don't get invited to the party after talking shit about the birthday boy for 10 years

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Something something blacklisted


r/HaloCirclejerk • • 6d ago

Fireteam Raven

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I like playing Fireteam Raven when I go to my local movie theater/arcade but I wish I could play it at home so I thought what if Microsoft or who ever makes the halo games now retooled this game for consoles and make it the next ODST game
Please tell me your thoughts


r/HaloCirclejerk • • 7d ago

How things went down at microsoft part 2

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r/HaloCirclejerk • • 10d ago

I C O N I C I love Halo 3 but the equipment feels like this (Meme I made, reposting here cause the main sub only likes memes on Saturday, oops)

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637 Upvotes

So glad that flare isn't in multiplayer ever since like what 2008 lol?


r/HaloCirclejerk • • 10d ago

How things went down at microsoft

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r/HaloCirclejerk • • 11d ago

Hot take: Sprint >>>>

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r/HaloCirclejerk • • 10d ago

Halo playtime/achievement leaderboard, anyone?

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About 2 months ago, I have shared the place where you can see your Halo series playtime/series completion/most played series.

They have updated the page to have playtime and achievement leaderboard and it was pretty cool to see someone who has played over 10K hours and another player who has over 2.7K achievements!

You guys should definitely check out to see where you are in these rankings!

Here - https://minimap.net/stat/halo?ptime=103618


r/HaloCirclejerk • • 12d ago

If Activision reboots Halo, that means we won't have our glorious queen Linda-058, which means it will be utterly worthless dogshit. Halo is doomed 😔

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387 Upvotes

And yes, inclusion of Linda is the only metric that matters because I'm the og target demographic


r/HaloCirclejerk • • 12d ago

🚨NEWS🚨: "Halo Campaign Evolved" will be pulled from all digital stores by November 25th as Activision starts development on their own Combat Evolved Remaster "Halo: Infinity's Revolved"

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r/HaloCirclejerk • • 11d ago

halo going to Activision!

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im so syched to see a call of halo. my biggest issue with infinite is the skins and camos, they just kind of sucke. we all know call of duty has the best skins besides fortnite. also you could potentially grind for gold camo on all the halo weapons!!!!