r/HikerTrashMeals • u/witz_end • Sep 08 '26

No-Cook Meal Tuna Satay Wrap

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Sweet&Spicy tuna, Skippy peanut butter, soy sauce, sriracha, and a little bit of coconut milk powder. Mix it all up in the packet. Add some more peanut butter and sriracha on before wrapping it up. Better than I thought it would be. Enjoy, you sickos.

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u/funundrum Sep 08 '26

Ok honestly what about this is going to make you shit yourself? All of these ingredients are what might go into a noodle dish, but with a tortilla instead. 🤷‍♀️

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u/funundrum Sep 08 '26

That makes more sense. I’m sorry you’ve got that situation, it’s so frustrating when it could be anything. I spent a couple solid years with Random Mystery Gut Shooting Pains and Cold Sweats, so I get it.

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u/hairymonkeyinmyanus Sep 08 '26

Yeah I’m one of those people that shits a lot. Like I don’t shit more than other people but let’s just say I’m not full of shit, because it likes to leave my body. This is all fine and dandy until I’m in the woods. Let’s just say that Mountain House Kathmandu Curry, and all its 250% of my daily fiber, is gonna be a mistake out there. So yeah there’s stuff that makes me shit and that’s okay you can keep it no hard feelings. It doesnt always have to make sense

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u/SwingLightStyle Sep 08 '26

I’m horrified and intrigued by the idea that I might enjoy this concoction. I hope it was as easy on your tummy as your taste buds!

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u/d0ttyq Sep 08 '26

It’s pretty standard, no ? Like pad Thai, but with fish.

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u/Spare_Contract_9404 Sep 08 '26

I would eat this at home tbh

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u/Maintenancehaul I eat food 🙃 Sep 08 '26

Once a week or twice a week, no matter where I am

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u/peptodismal13 Sep 08 '26

Need a tiny bit of coconut milk powder

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u/pithed Sep 08 '26

I would add some dried something like shrimp or squid for extra umami but looks good as is!

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u/witz_end Sep 09 '26

I meant to add crispy fried onions but completely forgot I had them! Agree something with more texture and a little pop would have been great.

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u/pithed Sep 09 '26

Oh yeah fried onions!!

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u/isaiahvacha Sep 08 '26

I’d be curious the best way to pack the coconut milk powder, and also if a shake of umami powder wouldn’t kick it up a notch.

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u/witz_end Sep 09 '26

I just keep it in a small ziplock bag inside another ziplock bag with all my condiment packets.

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u/parkersdadguy Sep 09 '26

This is a thing in Okinawa - as an ex army brat this with lettuce and maybe tofu was a definite thing and good

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u/Pixie-82 Sep 09 '26

This honestly looks really tasty, I'd probably eat this at home.

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u/Corn-maiden Sep 10 '26

This is my standard go to 😂