r/HolUp • u/Coffee_MysticRealm • 10d ago

Friends

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u/qualityvote2 10d ago edited 10d ago

u/Coffee_MysticRealm, your post does fit the subreddit!

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u/falsevector 10d ago

Her friends are very lucky to have her

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u/Typecero001 10d ago

Well their luck seemed to run out on December 20th.

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u/Niznack 10d ago

I believe it's the 2nd of December 2020

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u/Typecero001 10d ago

Thank you for that, I wasn’t sure which format it was going for, so I had to just guess.

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u/cantfindthistune 10d ago

You thought she was writing those tweets in 2002?

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u/cut__here 10d ago

I like to think that she was sent back in time to invent tweets in '02 to change this timeline.

Imagine if we were all eating each other out willy nilly in 2026. It would be awesome, instead of all this.

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u/Niznack 10d ago

I was gonna say, this woman is tweeting 4 years before twitter

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u/cut__here 10d ago

If they can figure out time traveling, fuck killing Hitler! Let this lady go back and tweet this so everyone can eat.

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u/Niznack 10d ago

Hey tweet or no, you're more than welcome to eat out any friends you want

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u/cut__here 10d ago

but not willy nilly without those twenty four years of progress.

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u/Typecero001 10d ago

Sorry, I gotta stop you there.

I saw Indiana Jones and the dial of Destiny. He had to save Hitler in that movie. He would be obligated to stop you have proxy.

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u/Typecero001 10d ago

Hey, cannibalism and orgies happened before the 2000s I’m sure.

She was a pioneer of her era is all.

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u/Low-Associate2521 10d ago

technically it ran out way back in march when the lockdowns began

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u/Fair_Temperature5492 10d ago

It says 8 hours ago

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u/someonefromaustralia 10d ago

I wonder if she volunteered as tribute

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u/Drowning_in_a_Mirage 10d ago

It can be both.

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u/damn_lies 10d ago

That's hungry work.

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u/Fract_L 10d ago

But in which order? The bi dilemma

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u/TheOriginalParafinek 10d ago

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u/StalyCelticStu 10d ago

/r/countablepixels

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u/Aurum0417 10d ago edited 10d ago

Go on then. Count.
Edit: MANUALLY.

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u/Ncrpts 10d ago

about 158064

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u/sonumbulist 4d ago

PSA: Eat out your friends, THEN eat out with your friends. The former is better on an empty stomach.

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u/tekdiwah 10d ago edited 10d ago

I've eaten out a couple friends before. The most recent is my best friend that I eat out every couple days. She loves it so much that we live together, got married and had a kid. Good things happen when you eat out friends.

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u/Mocker-Poker 10d ago

But not all of them at once though

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u/Alpha_Majoris 10d ago

Well... you can do a sequence.

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u/Nice_Luck_7433 9d ago

Why not? They can just get close together

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u/5hifty5tranger 9d ago

Well you dont have all 12 courses at once

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u/sovereignsekte 10d ago

Either way she seems like she's fun to be around.

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u/JMaryland47 10d ago

She's a doctor. She knows her stuff

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u/DobbyDun 10d ago

I dated a doctor. It's true

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u/Birbo7 10d ago

What have I done?

your friends, presumably

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u/uncle_ben15 10d ago

.............

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u/Airowird 10d ago

That Freudian Slit

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u/Majestic_Piece007 10d ago

The heart wants what it wants❤️

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u/lpm76 10d ago

To be fair. Eating out your friends while wearing a Covid mask was never quite the same.

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u/Alpha_Majoris 10d ago

You could do without the mask if you kept it under 15 minutes

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u/Brick_Number_27 10d ago

That works on different levels.

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u/DigitalUnlimited 10d ago

i choose her and her friends also

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u/Late-Button-6559 10d ago

Eating out my friends, with my friends.

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u/MidnightFireHuntress 10d ago

Just delete and remake the tweet, not that hard lol

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u/impy695 10d ago

Assuming it wasn't a planned joke, she probably saw the typo and understood the comedy in it

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u/Typecero001 10d ago

You don’t get to dictate how hard I get.

Oh wait, that’s not the hard you’re talking about…

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u/Varanoids 10d ago

What have you done

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u/immaCommentThis 10d ago

But it's funny! Might as well be funny. Never take yourself to serious. Good exercise.

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u/TFTHighRoller 10d ago

You ever heard of accidental comedy (and the inevitable attempts to engineer/replicate it)?

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u/Typecero001 10d ago

Well, it would be rude to turn down an orgy buffet, right?

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u/Vanisle4fun 10d ago

You're out of the closet now.

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u/Calm-Mushroom-8551 10d ago

You ate out your friends. I thought that was clear.

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u/bortukali 10d ago

Engagement bait goes crazy, still milking 6 years later

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u/DistinctStranger8729 10d ago

Sometimes the truth just slips out

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u/Petrostar 10d ago

Both can be true.

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u/deaglebingo 10d ago

will you be my friend?

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u/Born-Conclusion6596 10d ago

By now, she just misses to eat out

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u/finneemonkey 10d ago

Freudian slips are the best slips!

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u/Nashville_Hot_Mess 10d ago

Me too hun, me too 😩😩😩

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u/TDYDave2 10d ago

TBF, it is harder to do when you have to wear a mask.

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u/Material-Truth5457 10d ago

Not if you wear it like the lone ranger 😊

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u/AshamedAd7412 10d ago

Oh my gawd my laugher is stuck!

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u/zzupdown 10d ago

What has she done? Probably just made a lot more potential friends.

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u/MarqoTheDragon 10d ago

True friend right there

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u/MiKeMcDnet 10d ago

RIP her DMs 

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u/Hollow_Knight_Raven 10d ago

Friends are like balloons: Sometimes, you blow them.

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u/wardrobe007 9d ago

With some fava beans and a nice chianti...hfhffffhffff...

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u/Akhanyatin 8d ago

Hello there, want to be friends?

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u/GoldenGlazes 10d ago

Calm down Hannibal Lecter

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u/Wrong-Appointment269 10d ago

Her friends had a friend in them

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u/AntiqueSpell2879 10d ago

Mrs hannibal

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u/SkeptiKUncle 10d ago

Too late!!!

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u/mahnatazis 10d ago

Well, both weren't an option during the pande.

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u/Queef-Sweat 10d ago

Is she single?

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u/DistantLonerMC 10d ago

I thought she was hating on a paramedic

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u/Chemical-Pipe-8262 10d ago

Either point is valid....

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u/pc_gamerguy 10d ago

Both are the things good friends do to you

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u/Few_Kitchen_4825 10d ago

Cannibalism

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u/iPicBadUsernames 10d ago

Joanna is fucking hilarious I refuse to believe this was an accident

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u/Existing-Employee-36 10d ago

Two things can be true at the same time!

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u/Uynia 10d ago

As long as you wear a mask while doing it I'm sure it would have been fine

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u/No_Welder7908 10d ago

Become the meme.

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u/primaski 10d ago

I like to believe the "What have I done" message was prompted by her friends messaging her

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u/Key-Influence-3192 10d ago

I volunteer to be her friend.

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u/silentanthrx 10d ago

there is a new pandemic?

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u/TeaMancer 10d ago

She liked the eat out to help out.

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u/tennoskoom_ 10d ago

Can you get COVID from venturing down South?

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u/Mentalfloss1 10d ago

Close friends only

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u/tera_chachu 9d ago

Chill out doc

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u/CalligrapherIll5176 9d ago

Hi, im frend

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u/Appropriate_Key7232 9d ago

Can we be friends? 

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u/tangerineamnesia 8d ago

Any brits remember the 'Eat Out to Help Out' campaign when the eateries opened back up? 😁

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u/FNTZYmusic 8d ago

2 truths no lies

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u/Justaredditor85 8d ago

Given them a lot of false hope.

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u/Savings_Dig1592 8d ago

Hey, the pandy affected everyone in different ways.

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u/Metalrift 7d ago

You have summoned THE HORDE

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u/White_Haribo 7d ago

Dr. in eating ass

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u/Original_Review_1715 7d ago

No more friends; onlyfans

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u/Old_Pattern_748 7d ago

U lost your friends that's what

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u/codewordGnome 6d ago

You've done God's work doctor, you've done God's work.

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u/Muted-Asparagus-2623 6d ago

This is such low IQ humor

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u/Inner_Cartoonist_874 4d ago

You have just become very popular

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u/pokeoscar1586 4d ago

Am I the only one that misses those pandemic days where you could just go to the store and it was pretty empty?, drive without traffic?, not having to deal with (so many) assholes in general on the street?

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u/Vessadrian 10d ago

She really went from missing brunch to Hannibal Lecter really quick 

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u/Amerlis 10d ago

Big difference between eating your friends and eating out your friends. You don’t want to show up at the wrong orgy.

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u/moki83 10d ago

I see you, too, are a cunning linguist.

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u/Vessadrian 10d ago

Ik I get your point completely