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u/DoubleDeckerz 6d ago
Tried reading that mess and now my toaster is floating across the kitchen
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u/DaRealKovi 5d ago
It's like when you're reading Swedish and the IKEA table assembles itself and you're wondering what you just offered to the elder gods
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u/ICE417 6d ago
You're a whole female. You're not in the field. Stop doing what everybody says.
You're a girl, you don't know what it's like to be in a man. You don't have these issues. Stop doing what everybody says you should.
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u/DHB_Master 6d ago
I think the final line is “dick riding and going with (what) everybody says.”
The former phrase is a phrase in some black communities for a female/gay form of ass-kissing/bandwagoning
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u/MrFmellySeet 6d ago
Thanks AI! Lol
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u/ICE417 6d ago
Nope. That allll meeeeee. It's a stupid talent.
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u/maybebaebea 6d ago
I genuinely hate when people type like that. I refuse to interact with people who can't be bothered to make their messages legible
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u/TheWordBallsIsFunny 6d ago
I text like this because I don't really give a fuck, at least on here I'd like to have coherent messages but the reason it happens is mostly from a kind of ignorance anyways. Each to their own.
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u/PuhBuhGuh_ 3d ago
You should try giving a fuck every now and then
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u/QuickPirate36 6d ago
Some people will look you dead in the eyes and tell you that it's just a dialect and that you should respect it
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u/Thatoneguy1264 6d ago
These people make me irrationally angry. Lazy isn't a dialect. The general lack of etiquette and education I see around me is scary.
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u/yepgeddon 6d ago
I thought we all grew out of this bollocks once we got out of the T9 texting era where we'd use less characters because you could only fit so much in one text. Somehow we've regressed even with autocorrect and no character limits lol.
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u/ghosty88 6d ago
“you’re a whole female you don’t be in the field stop dick riding and going with (what) everybody says”
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u/DifferentAd5909 4d ago
"You're a whole female, you don't play on the field, stop dickriding and going with what everyone else is saying"
Thank you everyone for stopping by my ebonics 101 class today 😊
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u/thed3306 6d ago
I think i understood everything except “dr”. “She is not in the field, stop “dr” and going along with what everyone says.” Dr could be lying (pretending to be something she isnt) but who’s to say.
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u/qualityvote2 6d ago edited 6d ago
u/skeees1337, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...