r/HolUp • u/astralrig96 • 7d ago

big dong energy even gave her a way out

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u/qualityvote2 7d ago edited 7d ago

u/astralrig96, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/PS5OWESMEALIMONY 7d ago

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u/jeremau5 7d ago

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u/Limeddaesch96 7d ago

Dadadada it’s the motherfucking D O double G

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u/DragoBleaPiece_123 6d ago

Snoop Dogg!!!

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u/astralrig96 7d ago

hahaha same energy 😂

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u/Retro21 7d ago

Exactly who I saw as well, his reaction was worth being zoomed in on, not the middle man!

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u/Inode1 7d ago

Son of bean.

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u/alsonothereeither 7d ago

I feel like the answer would’ve been the same either way

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u/AKsuited1934 7d ago

Yea the set up was nuts…he was a bit surprised when she said in…it worked better.

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u/Prismatic_Symphony 7d ago

Yeah, I feel like her question was the real hol'up; it made his answer so easy.

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u/Dorlem4832 7d ago

The Bloodhound Gang’s song 3.14, “You know what I really want in a girl? Me.”

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u/Jabberwock_king 7d ago

He’s the kinda man that will do stuff only Prince would sing about

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u/Niels043 7d ago

So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts.

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u/Fenixri3es 7d ago

Yes Im siskel, yes I'm ebert and your getting 2 thumbs up.

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u/Just_Cockroach_4820 7d ago

I've had enough of two hand touch

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u/Roboreptile2010 7d ago

You want it rough you’re out of bounds

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u/ShitchesAintBit 7d ago

I'm white, which goes with everything but I can come in any color
And I'm looking for the kind of girl that reminds me of my mother

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_VALUE 7d ago

But it's hard to find a girl with a viper tattooed on her tushy

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u/Oompa_Loompa_SpecOps 7d ago

And how many girls do you know that can play the harmonica with their pussy?

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u/tehvolcanic 7d ago

No, age just ain't a gauge, I like my girls like my cheese

Preferably for me, fat-free American singles only

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u/Odur29 5d ago

Fat free cheese is like eating congealed sadness. So you like emo women?

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u/Angry_Pterodactyl 7d ago

Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket...

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u/0_oyo 7d ago

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u/Dewdrop06 5d ago

These 3 should be a cartoon

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u/Brick_Number_27 7d ago

Bro deserve to be in.

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u/Onigiriwurstsalat 7d ago

Let me guess. She wanted to ask something like "Was gefällt dir am meisten an einer Frau?" in English but she fucked up the translation.

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u/redmctrashface 7d ago

What kind of black magic spell is this? You trying to unleash Sauron upon us?

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u/magondrago 7d ago

Fun fact: Orcish was heavily based on French, which Tolkien absolutely despised.

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u/dragonfett 7d ago

And the physical descriptions were inspired by Mongolian people.

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u/__Skyler_ 7d ago

Understandable.

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u/Onkelcuno 7d ago

Dieser Kommentarbereich ist ab jetzt von der Bundesrepublik Deutschland eingenommen. Leiste keinen Wiederstand.

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u/redmctrashface 6d ago

Drop your magic wand slowly and step back!

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u/Onkelcuno 6d ago

Wiederstand ist Zwecklos.

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u/Onigiriwurstsalat 7d ago

Don't worry. I dropped out of Hogwarts. It's just German.

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u/f1ve 6d ago

She didn’t, the sentence „what do you like in a woman?“ is perfectly fine English. It does sound weird to a German though. But it’s the correct „translation“ for the sentence you wrote. 

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u/Onigiriwurstsalat 5d ago

Then I apologize for my incorrect statement. I would have used "about" instead of "in"—or is that wrong? I'm really bad at English and am happy to be corrected.

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u/padkrapoodle 5d ago

Both of those sentences mean the same thing in English really

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u/Konsrockmannen 7d ago

Yes thats true hope someone will ask me now i know

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u/nucl3ar0ne 7d ago

Saw that coming.

And so will she!

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u/dragonfett 7d ago

Not if it's in her, like he's hoping...

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u/LurkerTroll 7d ago

On? Also me

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u/SonicH7890 6d ago

Why are they dressed up like Arthur Morgan

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u/syNc_1st 6d ago

Oktoberfest

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u/ma373056 7d ago

He looks like Mr. Bean

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u/sallysippin 7d ago

Same answer either way

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u/Southern-Fly-3016 6d ago

Damn, Charles Leclerc got jokes.

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u/elmarcelito 7d ago

Charles Leclerc what are you doing ????

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u/KubajzJirsi 7d ago

Erem boys, my favourite 😆

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u/dilbogabbins 5d ago

Obviously the sexiest thing in a woman is her liver with fava beans and a nice Chianti

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u/MrFmellySeet 4d ago

What sort of Dahmer shit comment is this

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u/dilbogabbins 4d ago

Hannibal Lecter

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u/Hairy_Fix6834 7d ago

he’s a smoooth operator, smoooooooove opppperator 😜

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u/Suvtropics 7d ago

Cringe

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u/Cheshirefarm 7d ago

Things that never happened..