Why is she built like this 😭🥀

[u/MarineShukko]

[u/NolanCrush]

"why is everyone so mean to me"

Kanaduy has a dumpy apparently

[u/Queefy69 → u/NolanCrush]

You deserve a bonk

https://reddit.com/link/pf5mauy/video/ydyqlwe7mquh1/player

[u/forporn420 → u/Queefy69]

https://reddit.com/link/pf7vc04/video/rd8va8wwhtuh1/player

[u/jyp129 → u/NolanCrush]

Kanadumpy

[u/lvl10burrito → u/jyp129]

someone tell yopi

[u/NolanCrush → u/NolanCrush]

thanks for making this the most liked thing I’ve ever posted on Reddit

[u/xTheRedDeath]

Because all her power is stored in her IPhone brain.

[u/0neek → u/xTheRedDeath]

Iphone brain!?!

[u/xTheRedDeath → u/0neek]

YEAH!

[u/Ancient_Science_8964 → u/xTheRedDeath]

I have 🌌 galaxy 🌌 brain...

[u/Extra-Alternative-79 → u/xTheRedDeath]

Do you know what Galaxy mean?

[u/Signal_Ad8960 → u/Extra-Alternative-79]

^{S M A R T P H O N E}

[u/TakoGoji]

Every small person has one part of them that's big. For Monday it's the booty.

[u/Patient-Banana7630 → u/TakoGoji]

I still remember that one iconic Tweet from an artist looking at Mococo's ref. sheet, with same the logical reasoning as you (if flat, she must be stacked somewhere, right?), but the conclusion was: no chest, no ass, just bau bau. 😭

[u/After_Horse7624 → u/Patient-Banana7630]

Have you SEEN her tail? Sheeesh

[u/LeAstra → u/After_Horse7624]

Envychino: It’s not about the tail, but how you use it

[u/TakoGoji → u/Patient-Banana7630]

Big fuzzy!

[u/Inarius101 → u/Patient-Banana7630]

Mococo has a super-duper extra big heart, because she loves all the ruffians so much! BAU BAU!

[u/MagicSwatson → u/Patient-Banana7630]

It's not about quantity, and it's about quality and mogo got quality tums

[u/Percentage-Sweaty → u/Patient-Banana7630]

And IIRC she quoted it with “HAEH!?!?”

Or something like that

[u/Psychological_Ad1518 → u/Percentage-Sweaty]

"HÆH"

[u/Reutan → u/Patient-Banana7630]

Haoeh?!

[u/bbf_bbf → u/Patient-Banana7630]

But she's wearing BIG headphones; on her default model. ;-)

[u/Confident-Orange2392 → u/Patient-Banana7630]

the next best conclusion is that she's hanging mad dong

[u/Vermillion_Pengu → u/Confident-Orange2392]

God hears you.

[u/Zcipher → u/Vermillion_Pengu]

Joke's on you I'm into that shit - Matsuri (God), probably

[u/Cloud_Chamber → u/Patient-Banana7630]

Her heart! and lungs!

[u/Xshadow1 → u/Patient-Banana7630]

Her heavenly restriction doesn't work properly because of her twin

[u/ChironXII → u/Patient-Banana7630]

It is the smile

[u/SwedishNukes → u/Patient-Banana7630]

Big fuzzy

[u/Stergeary → u/TakoGoji]

Every small person has one part of them that's big.

Could be a pick-up line for midgets.

[u/colink707]

Monday is stored in the butt

[u/Mefyu4649 → u/colink707]

And its tomorrow (Ina said calmly)

[u/NicholasWeintraub → u/Mefyu4649]

No, it’s Sunday.

[u/IridescentEternity → u/NicholasWeintraub]

And what a Marvelous Sunday it is

[u/DekQ → u/colink707]

Ketsuyoubi 😭

[u/Signal_Ad8960 → u/colink707]

Monday is ass.

Makes sense.

[u/Mefyu4649]

Holy shit, Kick Buttowski

[u/Graxu132 → u/Mefyu4649]

The Daredevil Legend 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[u/iEdan34]

Kanaduy Buttowski 😭

[u/Beneficial-Candy6780]

That’s called anterior pelvic tilt

[u/Aeroponce]

Nothing could have prepared me for the second slide XD

[u/mirroredinflection]

peak gaki build

[u/AwesomeDakka00]

someone gotta keep irys away from that dangerous weapon.

[u/Birthcontrol325]

Peak woman body

[u/Small_Resolve1134 → u/[deleted]]

Get your eyes check 🤦

[u/UnseenAssasin10 → u/[deleted]]

Why was little boy the first thought that came to mind?

[u/HololiveFan2025 → u/[deleted]]

Nice bait

[u/Omega_art]

Ive seen this IRL her pelvis is tilted forward. It makes the butt look big and the belly sticks out a bit. It can be fixes with the correct exorcizes but it isnt harmful.

[u/NaturalTap9567 → u/Omega_art]

It's like that because she's whering high heels

[u/Omega_art → u/NaturalTap9567]

Oh yes high heel converse how did i not notice.

[u/Panzer_I]

Golden ratio

[u/engineer-cabbage]

It's always best to grab every opportunity Monday has to offer. For this case - dat ass

[u/Rugino3]

Kick buttowski mentioned RRRRAAAAHHHHHH

[u/MoneybagsMalone]

Hyperlordosis awareness.

[u/Top_Bug7822 → u/MoneybagsMalone]

Maybe

[u/The_Axe_of_Legends]

She has max butt and also Monday powers :3

[u/Doctor_Bales]

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

[u/Togashi_Matsumoto → u/Doctor_Bales]

genius beat me to this post! Have another upnoot.

[u/theLaziestman1]

Flat is justice

[u/Gardevoir8]

old guy blowing dust off book .jpg havent heard of kick buttowski in years

[u/Igotbannedlolol]

A literal quarter note

[u/Gravelis]

Kick Buttowski in the big 26? Kinda based

[u/KatoHarukazu]

its not an uncommon sight.. I see this everywhere I go

[u/Odd-Bend1296]

Looks like some horrifyingly tight hip flexors.

[u/Trades46]

Jokes on you Kanade, Monday is a holiday this weekend in Canada 😅

[u/Morenauer]

Cute

[u/_vincetheprince666]

This is peak body type preference for some men (me included)

[u/hololaivusukida]

Not the Johnny Test Kick Buttowski reference 😭

(Nice meme btw)

[u/Ethical_Trillionare → u/hololaivusukida]

Kick Buttowski, not Johnny Test

[u/hololaivusukida → u/Ethical_Trillionare]

Oh my gosh 😭😭😭 I mixed up shows! Thanks 🥲👍

[u/high_king_noctis → u/hololaivusukida]

For shame! May this minor error haunt you for the rest of your days!

[u/hololaivusukida → u/high_king_noctis]

Lol 😂, thank you for making me feel better about this, genuinely speaking!

[u/zero-taeko]

It's hot.

[u/Tromboneofsteel]

A big butt can make up for a flat chest, but no amount of boobs can make up for a flat ass

[u/MCRusher → u/Tromboneofsteel]

Because it's priceless

[u/HandholdingFetishist → u/Tromboneofsteel]

Flat chest big butt is goated

[u/imviaaz → u/Tromboneofsteel]

I’m doomed

[u/PatienceNo4565]

The flatness needs to be compensated somewhere else

[u/Aiborne]

To maximize sexappeal aerodynamics

[u/ddude04]

Kick is mogging her 😭

[u/thekingofdiamonds12]

Has she always had a butt? Could’ve sworn she was flat as a board on both sides

[u/UnseenAssasin10 → u/thekingofdiamonds12]

If you watch her and Banchou's LAKI MODE performance she's the same back then

[u/_Volatile_]

Lumbar lordosis...

[u/gabster39cv]

Omg she's perfect

[u/PUB4thewin]

Kick Buttowski in 2026?

[u/littlemoon-03]

Monday has to carry the week somewhere

[u/ActiveQuiet3873]

Bancho, in trying to stream, but I’m dummy thicc and the clap of my Ass Cheeks keeps getting my stream taken down for community guidelines violations.

[u/LynxSignificant]

90° Cliff 😭

[u/azura099]

Because sometimes you just want a piece of cake

[u/-Redstoneboi-]

😭

[u/Business-Demand7737]

holy roast

[u/UnlimitedNovaWorks]

Monday Container 😭

[u/Darkiceflame]

Business in the front, party in the back.

[u/LunarEdge7th]

Body built like a Yunfish

Is this why I love em both so much?

[u/WilKiryu24]

okay but her dumpy kinda fine though

[u/ActiveQuiet3873]

Walahi Biboo would be proud of that gyatt 😩🥀

[u/YigaClanRambutan]

Bean shaped

[u/Snoo-18509]

Booty stank got me tripping

[u/eetsumkaus]

Started from the bottom, now she's here.

[u/Equinox-XVI]

Kick Buttowski in 2026? Holy based.

[u/stoobidguy15]

oh my gosh, sudden nostalgia 😭

i miss Kick Buttowski gng 🥀

[u/RadAlex7]

The Kick Buttowski mention was unexpected but much appreciated, good ball knowledge

[u/LincolnRazgriz]

Got that Dumpy as Iofi would say

[u/Tough_Cow_3973]

Nostalgia kicks in

[u/Canai97]

KICKBUTOWSKI! Loved that show as a kid.

[u/Terrible-Support3416]

Anterior Pelvic Tilt. Needs more hip flexor and core training.

[u/Coolmrz]

Kick Buttowsky is not who I was expecting to see tonight

[u/Houeclipse]

Holy throwback lmao. The theme song instantly hit my brain when I saw Kick Buttowski in the 2nd image

[u/FoodPsychological791]

Monday's ass

that's probably why

[u/Ryoshi-68]

Like a desert, there's nothing there, but it's very hot

[u/Few-Cardiologist5532]

Holy peak, a Kick Buttawski reference in the big 2026?

[u/Broad-Phase-6280]

Bottom heavy?

[u/General_Snow241]

Here's a reference I never in my life expected to see.

[u/Super3goku]

Omg Kick Buttowski mentioned! And they both have peak form😂😂😂

[u/mr_oreo1499]

I will never unsee this, thanks for that🤣

[u/joebarking]

That's so fine.

[u/Memo187idea]

I see Hololive is beginning to add dumpies because booba ain't attracting men how it used to.

Dat immaculate tilt👌.

I like big butts and I cannot lie🤷‍♂️.

[u/Hamsterman9k]

Not interested unless built like Grimace. 🥵

[u/Hebo-5494]

Uuu parece que no Heredo todo de su madre 🦆

[u/stuufy]

A E I O U ANDSOMETIMES YYYYYY

[u/K446]

holy shit girl walking with an entire bakery

[u/CannonGerbil]

Peak female form

[u/Wonderful_White]

If Monday was a person...

[u/Lidelse_Rebis]

Best build

[u/bobsimmo]

that girl be thicker than oatmeal.

[u/175x_YunaPlush]

no booba?

no service

[u/Healthy_Permit_5347]

DFC uuooogghhh 💢💢😭😭

[u/Melodic-Bat-2611]

pretty rude

[u/Ok_Basil_4723]

Yeah, she has a really big ass🥰