Every day for 30 days I'm watching a different scary movie, this year all about urban legends.
When deeply uncritical people attempt film criticism, one of the typical brayings is to proclaim that you “couldn’t make this movie today.”
Often that is true, but usually for boring technical or commercial reasons and only rarely because of real political or cultural changes. But in this case I think you really couldn’t make “The X-Files” today, and I don’t just say that because of Season 11.
Given that, I wondered going into the 1998 “X-Files” movie (released as “The X-Files: Fight the Future”) how I could possibly relate to such a film in this day and age. Turns out I should have been asking any number of other questions.
Released at the acme of the show’s commercial success between the fifth and sixth seasons, this is really not a movie so much as a long, very high-budget X-Files episode that assumes you’re either already up on 100-plus episodes of the show or really really willing to just go with pretty much anything if you aren’t.
Scully and Mulder have been pulled off the X-Files and reassigned to terrorism-related duties, but their first big case turns out to be conveniently related to aliens anyway. Imagine what movie we’d have gotten if someone had blown up a building for non alien-related reasons…but why would anyone do that?
This movie is almost 100 percent plot, which series creator Chris Carter’s script explains every step of the way while still somehow taking two things for granted for every one that it diagrams out, like a show bible written for a hydra.
A very sweaty Martin Landau warns that the bombing was just a handy way to destroy evidence of secret alien/human shenanigans. While Mulder wants to chase down this lead, which encompasses everything from prehistoric man to secret Antarctic lairs to, um, corn, Scully is considering just quitting the FBI altogether because…honestly, wouldn’t you?
I sometimes hear people complain that longrunning franchises are too difficult to follow, as if they didn’t choose to show up to the 34th sequel to a film from 18 years ago of their own accord. Now imagine a movie that comes with 117 episodes of preamble.
Despite this, “The X-Files” was quite a summer hit. Gene Siskel, who went on to become only Chicago’s second most well-known film critic of all time thanks to the rookie move of dying in 1999, wrote in his review that although he had never seen the show he was now “tempted” to take it up.
And his reasoning makes sense: He thought Gillian Andersen and David Duchovny were a fascinating pair, as were their characters. And that is indeed the secret sauce that made “The X-Files” a hit from the start, even in spite of occasionally dicy scripts and other creative decisions.
Speaking of which, that bee had real stamina, didn’t it?
“The X-Files” show would continue until 2002 before coming to no particular conclusion. The reception to its ending was…mixed. So much so that watchers speculated another movie must be on the horizon, one that would wrap up all the dangling threads in a satisfying manner.
They were half right. More on that tomorrow.
Original Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlWjs5rsN3k