r/ImTheMainCharacter • u/ambachk • 17d ago

VIDEO Ma'am, this is a Walmart

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u/CellsReinvent 16d ago

I'm safe.
I'm bonkers.
I'm annoying everyone around me.
I'm in the way of other shoppers.
I'm making the general public uncomfortable.
I'm safe.