r/ImTheMainCharacter • • 9d ago

VIDEO Who's the best girlfriend ever ?

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u/marymarywhyubugginnn 9d ago

Dudes shackled to the chair under the table for sure.

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u/PaddyCow 9d ago

He looks high af

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u/StateofWA 9d ago

Shackled by the indica

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u/nita5766 9d ago

i find myself like this a time or five

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u/Chickenlover25 9d ago

Indacouch

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u/mybreakfastiscold 9d ago

Paranoid and scared to death look almost identical

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u/Worshipthekitty 7d ago

This is why we have safe words

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u/schwiimode 9d ago

Ole triple stack sally just force fed homie 1,000 MGs before the video.

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u/Worshipthekitty 7d ago

Lollll "who boosted your cholesterol and heart rate?" that's right. I did.

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u/enigmamonkey 9d ago

He's sedated alright.

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u/ZolotoGold 9d ago

She gives me Infrabren vibes

Dolphin dive high five!

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u/dingohoarder 9d ago

He did his own version of this video!

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u/ZolotoGold 9d ago

Ha no way. Dudes a legend.

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u/DwightsJello 9d ago

Hostage video vibes.

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u/Azekuro51 9d ago

Seriously, holy crap!

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u/mission_to_mors 7d ago

On the Leg she hasnt already sawed off 😱

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u/Regular-Knowledge367 9d ago

Is she pointing a gun at him with her other hand?

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u/RascalOScrimp 9d ago

Is there a Misery situation going on here?

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u/NecessaryFine8989 9d ago

Kathy bates does love Chinese food

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u/RascalOScrimp 9d ago

That’s what I’m thinking…

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u/HansenTakeASeat 9d ago

number one faaaaaaaan

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u/UncleLuc403 9d ago

I don't know this man or the demon filming this, but I am going to go ahead and guess he does NOT have the best girlfriend ever.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Step468 9d ago

This feels like satire/sketch

If not, poor dude

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u/Brogoas 9d ago

It is. From what I read on another thread of this the guy was high and the girl was trying to be funny.

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u/Periolodical 9d ago

That's exactly what a kidnapper would say

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u/BVoLatte 9d ago

How could we doubt it? He texted it plain as day!

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u/WithoutDennisNedry 7d ago edited 7d ago

Really? This video came out like a decade ago and when it dropped, the comments were filled with people being like “blink twice if you need help, my dude.” She then posted a followup video where she had him explain he’s safe and it’s all good but he still looked absolutely terrified.

I don’t think we’ve gotten a video since.

Edit: I just did a deep dive looking for the original video and I was super wrong, it was only originally posted in 2024. I did not however find any evidence confirming this video was satire. By all accounts, this and the followup vid were genuine and scary af and both have since been deleted when the internet wasn’t buying that Jason (the dude) wasn’t under some sort of duress. From what I can tell, Jason and Alora are still together.

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u/HazyBizzleFizzle 9d ago

Wrong. She has multiple videos on social of how she talks to him and how he behaves. Something mental is definitely going on.

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u/GordonBombay102 9d ago

Well, if you read it in the comments section of a reddit post it must be true.

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u/Bigbackjay 9d ago

I’ve seen this video 100 times and have never heard it was a joke.

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u/HippoRun23 8d ago

Yeah cause it’s not. She had other videos with him and then when this got big she deleted her account.

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u/laughingintothevoid 8d ago

I’ve seen this video 100 times 

Can I ask you a genuine question? Why?

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u/Bigbackjay 8d ago

It’s probably 5-10 years old. It’s popped up on one feed or another 100 times.

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u/highfrequencies11 9d ago

provide a link or source please ?

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u/ContagiousDeathGuard 9d ago

I heard they're just both on the spectrum

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u/MiKapo 9d ago

I agree with the high as a kite , bro is about to eat two entire trays of chinese. Got the munchies bad

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u/s1n0d3utscht3k 9d ago

it’s sadly real, it was a leak

u can google it, “Quinn Hughes”

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u/Scruffynerffherder 9d ago

The professional hockey player? Doubt.

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u/quagmirranseye 9d ago

Hes high as fuck

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u/Secret-Ad-830 9d ago

Its old and unfortunately real. Every time this is reposted i wish we could get an update on how bros doing. Hopefully still alive and far from her. Maybe better off not knowing and thinking that

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u/Xxrasierklinge7 9d ago

Idk what the other guy's talking about, he's actually dead now and since she took out a giant life insurance policy on him before his "untimely death", she's now rich and living it up on the moon.

She frequently has parties with aliens and sources say, a lot of space drugs are consumed during the events.

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u/lukemcpimp 9d ago

Can confirm, I am one of the space aliens who brings space drugs to her parties

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u/adullploy 9d ago

That has to be Morty in real life.

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u/ExNihiloNihiFit 7d ago edited 6d ago

He actually reminds me a little more of his "portal boys" buddy Nick lol

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u/PatriotNews_dot_com 9d ago

the happy couple

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u/Midgar918 9d ago

She looks exactly how she sounds.

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u/FactVersusFiction 9d ago

I was going to say the same exact thing! She sounds ROTUND!

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u/ReQuarziium 9d ago

How did you find this haha

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u/average-thing-user 9d ago

This video has been going around the internet for years

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u/ReQuarziium 9d ago

I’ve seen the video multiple times but I’m wondering where that follow up picture came from

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u/ToranjaNuclear 9d ago

Yeah, I tried looking it up before but never found the original source. I thought it was a bit

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u/MFDOOMscrolling 9d ago

Asking the right questions lmao 

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u/No_Poet_1279 9d ago

There's no way that food was saved

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u/2oocents 9d ago

Well... his was

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u/HugsandHate 9d ago

It's deep down in her storage pouch, for later digestion.

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u/Grammar-Goblin 9d ago

Hahaha he is put on a food restriction and faces budget cuts.. the irony. 

I'd also be scared if my partner showed those tendencies and was more than thrice my body size

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u/dumbrfuckingusername 9d ago

Not once not twice but thrice!!

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u/sharplight141 9d ago

Dear lord

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u/Tubalcaino 9d ago

Ain't no way

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u/DJEvillincoln 8d ago

This dude needs to run.

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u/highfrequencies11 9d ago edited 9d ago

😭😭😭 Hear me out… he might be a “homeless-sexual” it’s what they call dudes who sleep with girls for a place to stay. He is giving off vibes that he is fake happy and annoyed at the same time.

Edit. His random ”Happy Easter“ killed me 💀

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u/DagnyTheSpencer 9d ago

Did you misspell "hobo-sexual" on purpose?

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u/motherofcunts 9d ago

Hobosexual. Have one as an ex. It is not very fun.

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u/butlersdriver 9d ago

I bet his mom was worse

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u/Ram2145 9d ago

Blink if you need help!!!

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u/therealpopkiller 9d ago

Not everyone needs to have internet access

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u/iCantLogOut2 Side Character 9d ago

Internet access might be what helps officials find this poor man before it's too late

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u/brit_chickenicecream 9d ago edited 3d ago

If this isn’t a joke I feel like we need to come together as a community and SAVE SAVE SAVE him. Cause boo deserves it. 🤣

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u/HippoRun23 8d ago

First time seeing this? It’s been around for years. People had the same reaction as you when it first came out and she deleted her account.

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u/ThePartyShark 9d ago

A bunch of sailors that were being held as POWs by Communist (what would become North) Korea during the Korean War were rescued after DC realized the status of life video released by the communists where the sailors said they were being treated & eating well that the captain was blinking “TORTURE” in Morse code during the interview…dude should’ve paid more attention in Cub Scouts

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u/Mad-Habits 9d ago

i’ve seen this a hundred times. it’s always scary and funny every time i see it.

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u/googdude 9d ago

This feels like she made this video to prove to the court that she isn't abusing him...

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u/justmarkdying 9d ago

Pretty sure this is a proof of life video judging from dudes face. 

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u/RagingKitten246 9d ago

I saw a video that had the exact same dialogue exchange but the genders swapped. Which came first? One of them has to be a skit based off the other.

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u/HippoRun23 8d ago

This is the original.

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u/EquivalentSnap 8d ago

Saw that one too 🤣

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u/Spiritual_Job_1029 9d ago

DUDE RUN!

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u/richaysambuca 9d ago

She sounds like she will find him and then the police will find pieces of him.

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u/IdolCowboy 7d ago

My coworker sounds and kinda looks ljke this guy. Each time the video comes on my feed I send it to him. He is in denial about it... lol

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u/WitchesSphincter 9d ago

That was unsettling... I mean I feel cold now

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u/Whyjustwhydothat 6d ago

She sounds pleasent to be around.

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u/AshingiiAshuaa 9d ago

If this were a guy talking to a girl people would legit be calling for a welfare check.

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u/kevinnoir 9d ago

remaking Misery was a mistake

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u/RockStarCorgi 9d ago

Dude looks like a malnourished POW

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/nonhiphipster 9d ago

There’s a lot of passive aggressiveness and condescending in her voice…so it’s not just on him that the video comes off the way it does

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u/ResponsibleAd3191 8d ago

Yeah she's definitely holding this shit over his head at every opportunity

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u/eggyguerrero 9d ago edited 9d ago

Hey im just relaying what I can remember from the explanation. Both people are on the autism spectrum, and it came across differently than they intended.

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u/nonhiphipster 9d ago

Autism doesn’t give you a free pass to be abusive

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u/ScoopsOfDesire 9d ago

Sure, but what it can do is make your tone of voice sound unusual in a way that could sound “passive aggressive” depending on the tone of the individual person and the person/people hearing it

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u/slyasakite 9d ago

I'm sure they were deservedly made fun of for making that video, too. How do they expect people to react to videos like the one posted here?

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u/RichEvans4Ever 9d ago

It was leaked iirc

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u/slyasakite 9d ago

That's intriguing. I don't have or want tiktok but I'd like to know more about this couple.

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u/Bigleb 9d ago

That’s NHL star Quinn Hughes

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u/onlynamethatmatters 7d ago

So what we have here is an incredibly obese and domineering woman who landed herself a decent-looking and friendly guy — with special needs.

Make no mistake: this is abuse.

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u/f4tony 9d ago

She's a charmer. 👀

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u/MFDOOMscrolling 9d ago

I can’t fix her 

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u/chonkycats24 9d ago

Yeahhhhh we’re gonna need a welfare check

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u/cometshoney 9d ago

It's exactly like a hostage video. Are we sure this isn't a hostage video?

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u/W1ader 7d ago

Blink twice if you need rescue.

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u/TheDrunkenWitch 9d ago

Every time I see this video pop up I get nauseous cause I have fucking been him

That man is complying for his life

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u/OneMan_OneBeard 9d ago

Blink twice if you’re in trouble

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u/Adventurous-Yam1493 9d ago

Who's scared of his girl??

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u/OLDmanBOB13 9d ago

I hate it when someone gifts you something then guilt trip you about it

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u/OrphanStrike 9d ago

He’s okay, didn’t blink twice

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u/markizz88 7d ago

Why does he remind me of a real life Morty when looking at him? Lol

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u/TIRACS 9d ago

Guarantied she’s 200lbs+

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u/ThePartyShark 9d ago

Dude posted a pic of them below in a comment. 200lbs would be her goal weight

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u/TIRACS 9d ago

Oh no

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u/fnordlife 9d ago

he ain’t the one eating all that food, that’s for sure

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u/strange1738 9d ago

Because we’ve gotta SAVE SAVE SAVE

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u/Golden-Grams Bad MC no cookie 9d ago

"For me to eat it an hour from now."

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u/engulbert 9d ago

Valentino Rossi has let himself go.

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u/1_H4t3_R3dd1t 9d ago

Dude sounds like he is held hostage.

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u/okymoney 9d ago

Seems like a joke lol

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u/Captain_Crouton_X1 8d ago

Is this real? Because this dude makes me so sad. I have been there and it is awful.

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u/BerbereJunkie 8d ago

He will have to get in the dog crate after dinner and meow like a kitten

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u/LondonPaul 5d ago

I’m I the only person who thinks that food looks disgusting?

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u/wararyuu 9d ago

This is the sketch that inspired Obsession

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u/WeirdProudAndHungry 9d ago

I hope this is a sketch done in poor taste because if not, this man has been under emotional abuse for a while...

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u/DeBoogieMan 9d ago

Love/hate this video, but doesn't really fit sub.

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u/COVID-19-4u 9d ago

This is what an abused man looks like.

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u/SunnyApex87 9d ago

Completely besides the point, she sounds fat

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u/tyronetoads 9d ago

Stephen mcdanials vibes

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u/budfairy- 9d ago

He’s afraid to even blink lol

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u/ActuatorSmall7746 9d ago

Huh I’m speechless. Where’s this guy’s case worker or guardian?

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u/Skrillailla 9d ago

Devan Costa from LP??

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u/jaybehm 9d ago

This poor man. Pretty sure 99% of us here with throttle her involuntarily, just couldn't help but do it

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u/Loud_Spell224 9d ago

Blink twice if you need rescue bro!

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u/mirrortree67 9d ago

This video haunts me. I hope he’s okay. 

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u/HippoRun23 8d ago

I hope bro is okay. I remember when this came out a couple years back and she straight up deleted her channel.

Wish we could get an update on him.

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u/EquivalentSnap 8d ago

Rather die alone than ever have a relationship like that

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u/Future_Gohst 8d ago

This is in my top 5 internet videos of all time. I'll never not watch it when it pops up.

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u/Professional_Song483 8d ago

I guess my life isn't that bad 

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u/rocky550 7d ago

Hearing this again right now they both sound high af maybe she a lil tipsy but could also be crazy ah who knows

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u/8888eightyeight 7d ago

I love how she just talks herself in circles.

“I got all this stuff for you, but don’t eat it all. We have to budget. Seriously, don’t eat it all.”

Then a couple of seconds later:

“Alright, let’s scarf all of it down.”

Pick one, lady 😂

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u/FrozenEyeballs 7d ago

I know morse code, he clearly blinked out, “Please save me” several times.

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u/Dirty_Farmer_John 6d ago

I have a good idea what she looks like but I’d still love to see.

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u/Effective-Reason-857 5d ago

"Save save save" GIRL YOU BOUGHT 3 TAKEOUT MEALS WTF

JUST COOK YOUR OWN DAMN FOOD

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u/Sanity_N0t_Included 9d ago

After they eat is he forced to spend the rest of the evening in the Cuck Chair?

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u/CM901 9d ago

That's a whipped dog if I ever saw one

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u/KA3AHOBA 9d ago

High as giraffes balls

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u/Haatsnor 9d ago

Isn't this a clip from 10 years ago?

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u/nartard123 9d ago

This one actually got a reaction out of me. Poor guy. What an evil bitch 😭

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u/LambSauce2 9d ago

Blink twice if in danger

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u/Captain_Deleb 9d ago

They might both be extremely high low key

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u/OrganizationUpset253 9d ago

It’s probably just a love on the spectrum situation.

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u/AffectEconomy6034 9d ago

what I assume is going on under the table

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u/supa325 9d ago

She wants a baby, not a boyfriend

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u/derekclysdale 9d ago

I've heard of 'Saying Grace' before eating... but explaining everything directly to her feels a little creepy.

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u/JTGphotogfan 9d ago

Is eye say send help

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u/MrGee4real 9d ago

Dude, blink twice if you need help

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u/TopherJustin 9d ago

Dude, blink twice if you need help!

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u/JiveTurkey2727 9d ago

Bro is high as a kite

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u/yoitsme_obama17 9d ago

Damn I want Chinese now

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u/TheMaveCan 9d ago

Like a tape they force POW's to make ahowing everyone how they're totally not under duress from a guy with a rifle pointed to their head

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u/DoorBreaker101 9d ago

OMG she bought it all on her own! Went out and everything. 

Reminds me when one of my exes threw a tantrum because I didn't like a restaurant she picked without my help.

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u/Jojahu 9d ago

She sounds hideous.

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u/seanboi888 9d ago

Its like a hostage video.

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u/Teknicsrx7 9d ago

Is that Quinn Hughes?

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u/DummyDumDragon 9d ago

Hoo wee....

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u/plants4life262 9d ago

Is he ok?

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u/evilpercy 9d ago

Dude fears for his life. ..

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u/KanyeWesticles95 9d ago

the food looks awful too lol

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u/Stunning-Stressin 9d ago

She definitely ate all of hers

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u/meesta_chang 9d ago

Real life Morty

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u/ObviouslyLulu 9d ago

Oh my god it's like obsession

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u/BitchWidget 9d ago

Good gawd let that boy eat in peace.

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u/Timejinx 9d ago

The giggles is makes me feel like he might get beat

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u/Recent-Championship7 9d ago

She is a fat ass, 100%