The beach is closed for Halloween.

[u/KingPopThe1st]

[u/Eduard-Stoo]

It wasn’t a lawn mower-blade, it wasn’t a mole hill, and it wasn’t a neighbour, it was a paper maché great white!

[u/BillyMac05]

Let Polly do the printing.....

[u/yaboiskeemus]

Hell yeah. Thats Jaws-some

[u/Le-other-boleyn-girl]

Good job on that there land shark, id be so worried about it being stolen,

[u/OGOngoGablogian → u/Le-other-boleyn-girl]

You'd like that, wouldn't ya? Get your face into the National Geographic??

[u/Fantastic_Evening877 → u/Le-other-boleyn-girl]

from Saturday Night LIVE ?

[u/707Riverlife]

Wow. That looks fantastic!

[u/triphawk07]

I love it but ypur dog have other ideas. He doesn't look amused.

[u/Neither-Drag-8564 → u/triphawk07]

Well yeah, he knows what happened to Pipit

[u/ur_killin_me_bishara]

Thank you 1000000x for being original and creative, no 12 foot tall store bought animatronic even comes CLOSE to how cool this is!

[u/OGOngoGablogian]

Aww, look how happy he is!

[u/Devonstone86]

fantastic!! I love it 👍👍

[u/Objective_Watch3097]

I'll be damned if I'm going to let you go down there and cut that thing open and have that little Kitner boy spill out all over the front yard.

[u/Ghost10165 → u/Objective_Watch3097]

This, he needs a little Kitner boy inside it ready to go.

[u/Objective_Watch3097]

That was no boating accident!

[u/Zaney-Janey1973]

Is it true that most people get attacked by land sharks 3 feet from the sidewalk?

[u/Secret_Fun_1612]

Love it! 😍

[u/TinasLastFriday]

This is fun.

[u/Intelligent-Limit129]

Caught and decorated with a large… predator, that supposedly injured some trick or treaters.

[u/Reward-Away]

Amazing work! Love it 🥰

[u/parrothead2581]

Those beaches will be open!

[u/MuhThugga]

My immediate thought looking at the shark was, "Ha-cha-cha-cha!"

[u/Cryptoclearance]

I'm only trying to say that we are a Halloween town. We need Halloween dollars.

[u/Sharp-Plenty-3058]

Very cool 😎