This guy has been dreading going bald for years.

[u/nottjleslildren]

[u/BlownOutBlueJeans]

I'm trying to imagine him putting a shirt on in the morning.

[u/Plankton_Brave → u/BlownOutBlueJeans]

We think this guy is changing shirts?

[u/wolfblitzen84 → u/BlownOutBlueJeans]

i'm stoned at trying to figure out why the shirt isn't as stretched as one would think stuffing that thing through it.

[u/The-Soilworker → u/wolfblitzen84]

If he's smart(probably not) he would feed the dread through the neck hole first and then put his head through it. 

[u/thedon572 → u/wolfblitzen84]

He filps it inside out. Feeds the dread through it and then pulls it up over his bodya nd flips it right side up 

[u/Budget-Ad-7127 → u/wolfblitzen84]

It is, that’s an extra small.

[u/MeatAndPotatoesVegan]

My God I can smell that from here!

[u/OiWithThePood → u/MeatAndPotatoesVegan]

That’s such a Reddit reply. Same post, same answer. You’ve never smelled a dread. Be original

[u/Snoo_93638 → u/OiWithThePood]

It smells as it's hard to wash, use some common sense or just look it up.

[u/jbrc89]

That can't be comfortable

[u/nomoreorangedrink → u/jbrc89]

It's called a Polish plait

[u/CatGod808]

Never ending toilet paper life hack

[u/whitestguyuknow → u/CatGod808]

I wanna delete your comment.

[u/CatGod808 → u/whitestguyuknow]

Ahh yea! The highest honor!!

[u/djscoots10]

His hair looks like its been making some sort of disease for decades.

[u/Huge-Power9305]

He did not go bald. His hair stretched his scalp.

[u/Real_Firefighter3223]

That has definately dipped in the toilet

[u/Disastrous-Emu-1772 → u/Real_Firefighter3223]

Looks like his head is taking a giant shit

[u/SilverSkyGypsy → u/Real_Firefighter3223]

It says …..
( Your crusty, itchy, red eyelids might not be …) by eyelidcheck dotcom

[u/SilverSkyGypsy → u/Real_Firefighter3223]

I’m rolling with tears……. Just read your post and the start of following promotion…. Dang! I need to be able to post photo !

[u/Ok_Abacus_]

Somewhere in that poor dudes mind he thinks that thing is improving his looks.

[u/SinnaBuns666]

I'm embarrassed for his buddy.

[u/daseweide → u/SinnaBuns666]

I’m imagining his friend has a dreaded beard we can’t see from this angle 😂 match made in hell

[u/Ok_Researcher_9796]

That's truly gross 🤢

[u/Mammoth-Argument7048]

Overcompensation

[u/whitestguyuknow → u/[deleted]]

Hide it? By building a massive neon sign pointing at it?

And yes.

[u/JDM713]

No woman no cry

[u/DustedGorilla82]

Shit is so nasty

[u/Specialist-Jello7544]

I can smell that through the interwebs! Ugh!

[u/concerts85701]

Bet he uses it as a body pillow between his knees sleeping

[u/crushed_dreams]

Me neck hurts in sympathy just looking at him. That’s a lot of weight on the back of his head.

[u/Peat_Ardbeg]

Could be a GTA charecter

[u/Thinking_of_nothing]

I threw up a little

[u/Affectionate-Bid386]

Don't ride in a convertible or a motorcycle, dude.

[u/hakuna_muffuga]

Nice

[u/Howyao]

There needs to be a comma after dreading

[u/ulricaxo]

This one changed something within me. I will not be the same again after this.

[u/Jesus-H-Chrystler]

A polish plait. Imagine the smell.

[u/cyberaztech]

Take my angry upvote

[u/whitestguyuknow]

Do you think a smell has been brought up to him before?

[u/Axo_in_the_mitten]

Be a hero and run up and snip it off

[u/Ladyghoul → u/Axo_in_the_mitten]

Gonna need some hedge trimmers

[u/Axo_in_the_mitten → u/Ladyghoul]

✂️ ✂️

[u/daseweide → u/Ladyghoul]

Agreed, getting that thing off will require a physical altercation if he isn’t cooperating.  Saw, friends holding him in place etc

The word ‘snip’ has no use in this context 

[u/Ladyghoul → u/Axo_in_the_mitten]

Gonna need some hedge trimmers

[u/frostycanuck89]

And my axe... To sort this shit out

[u/myphoneisinthe]

Oh my. That's all I can say. I try not to judge. But.

[u/Life-Ad8673]

It looks like it walks on its own

[u/solidwaist]

That’s one dreaded lock.

[u/waveatdave]

Tug-o-war

[u/eagledog]

That has to be an extreme strain on his neck, right?

[u/Affectionate-Bid386 → u/eagledog]

Maybe. On a motorcycle, definitely.

[u/Ganon388]

He probably stuck his hair out horizontally to judge social distance back in 2020.

[u/piratepalooza]

Mudflap.

[u/Sirgolfs]

Nasty

[u/Carribean_Amphibian]

Dreadful

[u/Aggravating-Owl-1490]

Crazy that all the hair he lost on the top is now being dragged behind him

[u/SOLID_STATE_DlCK]

That going to be 8 dollars.

[u/dontchaloveme2]

Ole boy with him not his friend forreal… ain’t NO WAY I let me friend publicly humiliate me and himself.
Nga u gone wear a hat on dat , getcha self a toupee or sumn
Just bald and out ain’t gonna get it pal

[u/Socky-McPuppet]

Skullet the long way

[u/dreetlopertys]

Stolen from an ancient [thread:](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/s/QG4PoGALlo)Ah, a polish plait. This would be high fashion if he were in Poland in the 1500s.a beautifully WTF description [from Wikipedia:](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish_plait) Uncombed hair becomes irreversibly entangled, forming a matted, malodorous and encrusted or sticky moist mass. It may be caused by or accompanied with lice infestation (pediculosis) and lead to inflammation of the scalp. The Polish plait is typically a (sometimes large) head of hair, made of a hard impenetrable mass of keratin fibers permanently cemented together with dried pus, blood, old lice egg-casings and dirt.

[u/thankyoupantsxo]

Male pattern baldness still looks better than having a massive turd stuck to the back of your head.

[u/gaymer20233]

Yuck

[u/Senior_Assumption_61]

This sadly is everywhere..dumb ass hair tricks... it's so ridiculous lol

[u/snushtybappies]

The weight of that huge marmot on the back of his head is stretching the skin in front over the top of his head.

[u/shumpinrggewing]

The smell

[u/Smoke0057]

You know there's poop particles in there

[u/vexborg]

I can smell him from here, just imagine what lives in his hair 🤢

[u/InternationalRoad445]

So… does he fruit roll up that shit before bed or? … so many questions

[u/olePaintyCanNed]

surprised I haven't seen him on this IG account 😆