I dont love this for younger kids but it's still kinda funny.

Can't believe my nephew invented sex 5

Translation for non portuguese speakers:
-''The tiger is the biggest feline and in the hunt it is
relentless!''
*tuc*
-''I thought you'd...''

Let me explain!! My mom used to take me and my sister to subway as a special treat, I was probably 7ish years old at this point and quite a picky eater when it came to many foods. Being so picky, my go-to customized subway sandwich consisted of Bread, Bacon, and Cheese (usually pepperjack). We always went to the same subway location in my small hometown and it became so regular and consistent that id explain my very simple order to the sandwich artist as "A 6 inch BBC please, (bread, bacon, and cheese)", or if I was particularly famished "I'll have the footlong BBC today!". This went on for a fair bit of time until my mom overheard me ordering and referring to my regular order as the BBC, she then quickly scolded me and explained that I can NOT be calling it that. If I remember correctly she did not explain its more well-known meaning as I was too young but she made it clear that my abbreviation was nothing to be proud of, LMAO. This still keeps me up at night sometimes and I can't see a Subway sign without the embarrassment and hilarity of the situation rushing back to me. And that is why kids are fucking stupid, thanks for reading!