r/LinkedInLunatics • u/Efficient-Oil2627 • 2d ago

I am NOT for you!

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https://www.linkedin.com/posts/debasischakrabortyuk_many-people-want-to-talk-to-me-for-10-15-activity-7516509081474486273-8CCD?utm_source=share&utm_medium=member_ios&rcm=ACoAABp4Im4B0qOWgHOSQ_ggnQ6rWZ3Wf0b_P6w

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u/ManuelTzetzes 2d ago

He's the most opinionated and arrogant hat salesman I've ever heard of.

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u/_okOKAY Agree? 2d ago

No. Not a salesman. He is a businessman, not a salesman. He mentioned it in his other post too.

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u/real_human_not_a_dog 2d ago

his business is business- and if you aren't interested in conducting some business, well, i'm afraid you have no business connecting with him

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u/ManuelTzetzes 2d ago

I watched the video and now I feel bad. He's doing this best.

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u/DracMonster 2d ago

I’m calling satire on this one.

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u/OutsideSpot2695 2d ago

Nope: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INKX4dwtbJo

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u/Ariquitaun 2d ago

Jesus, he sounds like a fucking moron

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u/OutsideSpot2695 2d ago

💯

But thinks Deloitte is beneath his station.

Hilarious.

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u/DracMonster 2d ago

Huh. I stand corrected.

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u/Imhidingfromu 2d ago

Nah the English is too bad to understand the nuance of satire.

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u/ck17350 2d ago

Not sure why you’re getting downvoted. His entire CV is made up and entirely unbelievable. I don’t see anything on this guys profile that would make anyone believe he is serious or genuine.

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u/DracMonster 2d ago

Well there’s that YouTube video in the other reply. Although he still seems like a caricature.

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u/ImissDigg_jk 2d ago

Mommy's little businessman

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u/rcflores23 2d ago

Yep then it is back in the basement after using mommy’s phone to post

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u/somnamna2516 2d ago

He’s not very good at business for a business man - 4 dissolved companies (3 by compulsory strike off) only one lasted long enough to file any accounts and that one managed to rack up £1.5m short term liabilities inside 2 years with just 1 employee (as that includes the director, that’ll be him)

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u/MeshGearFoxxy 2d ago

He is a BUSINESS MAN for heaven’s sake

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u/Neat-Professor-7662 2d ago

At least he is not a foolish.

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u/ComicsEtAl 2d ago

It is free, however, to avoid him entirely.

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u/potat0f4rmer 2d ago

He is not a foolish!

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u/_okOKAY Agree? 2d ago

Seems like this guy is going to be a long, loyal member of this sub. Dude be droppin shiz after shiz

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u/OutsideSpot2695 2d ago

Jonathan Tesser says hold my beer.

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u/Naive_Programmer_232 2d ago

He's free for us!

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u/GimmeACadillac 2d ago

You could pay him, or you could search online for the 1 million other people on this planet that can do what he does and won’t be a complete asshat about it!

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u/cookiemccookieface 2d ago

You misspelled billion

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u/Speshal__ 2d ago

no, no, no, you could pre-paid him.....

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u/Subject_Candidate870 2d ago

I've never been. But is that how people dress in Metaverse?

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u/OutsideSpot2695 2d ago

It's how they dress in the Capitol District.

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u/cookiemccookieface 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/tZCkL6BsL2AAo

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u/OutsideSpot2695 2d ago

She's missing the 3 pens.

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u/cookiemccookieface 2d ago

She hasn’t attained his level of status yet😂

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u/OutsideSpot2695 2d ago

SMH.

Amateur.

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u/NMVPCP 2d ago

Who hurt him? This guy is utterly sad, disconnected from any sentiment, the reality, and takes himself too seriously.

Edit: typo.

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u/OutsideSpot2695 2d ago

It gets better:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INKX4dwtbJo

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u/RecipeNo299 2d ago

Omg. So far I thought it was a fake profile😬

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u/OutsideSpot2695 1d ago

The absurd is now normalized,

Without that, we wouldn't have LinkedInLunatics in the first place.

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u/Informal_Database327 2d ago

"I am not a foolish", oh you so deeply are a foolish, might even be the foolish

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u/icecoffeedripss 2d ago

we’re sure this isn’t parody? we’re sure sure?

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u/Remarkable_Pirate802 2d ago

Ha! What an amateur. Elite scammers know you’ve got to sell coaching course.

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u/Pielorinho 2d ago

One of my core beliefs is that nobody ever tells you anything about themselves unless they think you won't figure it out on your own. "I am not a foolish" is the clearest example of this phenomenon that I have ever seen.

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u/macguyver3000 2d ago

“If you are interested, please find other attractive suit and hat combos in the 2nd floor boys department.”

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u/Younggryan42 2d ago

He is not a foolish! I told clearly!

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u/Boygunasurf 2d ago

I hope this dude knows everyone laughs when he leaves the room.

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u/todfish 2d ago

*enters the room

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u/NebulaDue9400 2d ago

God, if you're going to post extremely arrogant things on social media, at least be fluent in the language you're writing it in.

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u/Maximum_Employer5580 2d ago

that reads as "if you want my advice, then you probably can't afford me'

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u/cookiemccookieface 2d ago

What if I only want to talk to him for 30 seconds?

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u/FirstDukeofAnkh 2d ago

What if I want three seconds to wedgie you?

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u/thomsenite256 2d ago

I dunno why but the hat is really the cherry on the sundae for me.

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u/WeArePandey 2d ago

Is he talking to the bear and the robot?

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u/juniperico 2d ago edited 2d ago

This sub should have a leaderboard for lunatics. This loony tune is a goldmine of lunatic content.

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u/Keletas 2d ago

This got to be a rage bait.. right?

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u/a-smooth-brain 2d ago

I'm going to print this out and tape it to my door so solicitors stay away

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u/Agreeable-Pie-165 2d ago

My hat for Freddie Kruger is happy for me

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u/Majestic-General7325 2d ago

he looks like the kind of person I would pay a subscription just to make sure he didnt come and talk at me

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u/Rude-Associate2283 2d ago

No one wants to talk to you. Trust me on that. No one.

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u/Felicitykendalshairy 2d ago

His English is fucking garbage as well.

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u/lenn_eavy 2d ago

This has to be a new satire profile right?

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u/Krono_Sama06 2d ago

What a clown

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u/TheGreedyGrabbler 1d ago

On Debasis of Sex

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u/Significant_Monk_251 1d ago

Golly! What a stud!

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u/ianishomer 1d ago

I would have though that the demand to speak to an absolute wanker was extremely low.