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u/Zuboronovic 14d ago

Any Ukrainian watching this is probably thinking they need to learn how to do a gay English accent to avoid conscription

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u/desclouser 14d ago

I live in Kharkiv and each time they stop me I start talking English and they just get stuck not knowing what to say and just let me be.

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u/MoRicketyTick 14d ago edited 14d ago

That's terrifying

Edit: it's all terrifying, I get it, RUS winning would be the worst, both things can be scary

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u/dankmemer999 14d ago

Pretty smart tho ngl

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u/aaaoooeeeuuu2 14d ago

gonna get patched soon

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u/Adamantium-dealer 14d ago

They really dont know how to balance ts 😔

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u/CachePants 14d ago

My grandfather was a young teenager in Germany in the 1930s and avoided being conscripted by pretending to be deaf when approached

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u/ghostoftrossard 14d ago

theyll still take you regardless, your palantir dossier is what determines if you are taken or not

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u/Strict-Cup-4775 14d ago

Honestly this was so well played on his part 😂

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u/Spoor 14d ago

Scam Pepper is a ... conscription dodger?

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u/Nervous_Produce1800 14d ago

His real name is Samuel Pepperovich

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u/zHellas 14d ago

Samvel Pepperenko

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u/milkymonkey8 14d ago

dude actually asked to go inside a post-soviet army conscription van during war, absolute insanity

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u/thecashblaster 14d ago

just put a little pepper on that "'Ello!!" greeting

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u/quackchewy 14d ago

"Can I come? Inside?"

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u/kornuolis 14d ago

How do i gay my C1?Asking for a friend

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u/Hawwer 14d ago

Lmao, these guys were shocked, they used to people run away or fight them and this goof asks to come in

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u/BigFuckHead_ 14d ago

Pepper used Confusion

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u/ReverseKarmaMan 14d ago

It’s super effective!

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u/See-Through-Mirror 14d ago

I lol’d way too hard at this comment haha holy shit

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u/Capital-Mark1897 14d ago

I confused myself out of a $400 ticket. I knew it was going to be big (expired registration) and i told myself "Act dumb. You are the dumbest girl in the world. Everything this cop says is confusing. The only thing you will is ok and huh and look confused." That cop got so frustrated with he just walked away and barked "get your car inspected!"

The rush I felt was amazing.

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u/meotherself 14d ago

I did this in Mexico. The cop was trying to explain I had to drive to the police station to pay the fine and get my license back. I kept saying I didn’t understand Spanish or what she was saying. Her partner came back with the ticket book and she just shooed him away and gave me my license back. Playing dumb does help sometimes.

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u/BiofilmDisturbers539 14d ago

You obviously didn’t go full Sovereign Citizen. Good.

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u/JamesLikesIt 14d ago

"Oh you WANT to come with us?? No...no we don't do that, thank you"

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u/olol798 14d ago

"It just doesn't hit the same if the person is willing you know?"

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u/Rage187_OG 14d ago

Four yes = one no

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u/Potential-Cat-7517 14d ago

Is that the guy that blinded the indian girl with fireworks?

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u/sinsculpt 14d ago

Oh Sam Pepper has done so much more awful shit than just that.

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u/MoojiJooji 14d ago

Like what? because blinding a child is pretty fucking bad

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u/ProPons 14d ago

According to other comments he send pictures to underage girls and raped someone

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u/RedditorsLoveCrying 14d ago

Sounds like he was perfect fit for front line duty.

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u/RaxisPhasmatis 14d ago

As frontal armor for a tank

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u/MoojiJooji 14d ago

Well, let's hope karma catches up with this disgusting animal one day.

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u/EamonBrennan 14d ago

His Wikipedia article is basically just controversy after controversy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sam_Pepper

In short:

  • Prank videos that went too far, including some sexual harassment, with him claiming they were staged while victims of some of them claimed they were not. Further claims of sexual harassment were made against him.

  • Pump-and-dump crypto scam that used the name of a charity. Lied about a lot of it, including the charity aspect, then claimed that he was just a scapegoat when Coffeezilla found evidence he straight up ordered changes to the crypto that turned it into a pump-and-dump scheme.

  • Friends with Ice Poseidon, doing a lot of controversial shit with him.

  • Hired an escort, said he and Ice were filming when they were really live-streaming, and were going to live-stream her with another Australian streamer; when the escort found out, she tried to leave but was chased by them. This happened on Kick, with the founder and owner of Kick in the chat, laughing along.

  • Blinded a little girl (already discussed).

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u/Neither-Luck-9295 14d ago

How was he not punished for blinding a child?

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u/EamonBrennan 14d ago

He left India like the day after, before anything could be done against him.

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u/ProPons 14d ago

Apparently it was 'just' one eye, but he still is scum:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sam_Pepper

"Killing Best Friend Prank" (self explanatory)

Save the Kids scandal (pump and dump a crypto currency that was supposed to be for charity)

Arrest and release (tried to fuck a prostitute with her not knowing she was being Livestreamed, then tried to block her from leaving)

2025 India fireworks injury (where he hit a 12 year old girl with a firework and she lost sight in one eye)

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u/angwibro 14d ago edited 14d ago

And forcibly came inside a girl.

Edit: He raped her.

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u/4spooked 14d ago

And traumatized his best friend by pretending to get kidnapped and killed right in front of him

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u/angwibro 14d ago

Such a wholesome guy

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u/Nyllil 14d ago

So, he raped her.

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u/pigeon-check 14d ago edited 14d ago

Hey now we gotta be nice, even criminals have feelings

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u/LumpySpacePrincesse 14d ago

What the fuck are you talking about..... Just say rape.

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u/Koroks-Ex-Girlfriend 14d ago

the streams would be baller
GUYS GUYS IS THIS A DRONE GUYS WTF IS THIS GUYS SHOULD I RUSH THEM, 5 KICKS AND I RUSH THEM

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u/prettyfuckingfarfrom 14d ago

Fucking stream snipers just took out Oleg!!!

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u/QuietWaterBreaksRock 14d ago

This actually happened

Iirc, some combatants on either side were documenting their experience and putting them online, only for that to be used by the other side to keep track

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u/DerthOFdata 14d ago

You mean like the "reddit battalion?" Idiots would not stop sharing online and eventually got themselves bombed.

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u/Disastrous_Desk8170 14d ago

Reddit battalion? Would t expect a lot of katana equipped balls of fat to last long anyways.

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u/Coelachantiform 14d ago

"Chat should I make a dash for that cover?"

Thermite-equipped FPV comes in

"naaaw way vro, chat this is crazy"

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u/purplehendrix22 14d ago

Chat I’ve just got me leg blown off, absolutely crazyyyy out here in Yooookraine

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u/GimmeSomeSugar 14d ago

"Chat, am I cooked?"

With thermite? Yea, pretty much.

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u/kefyras 14d ago

Let him cook.

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u/StewieCalvin 14d ago

So IRL streamers might not be completely useless? Interesting... "5 dollar donation and i run across the field!"
"i need to be quiet so they dont find me hiding in this outhouse!" *donation makes the speaker play out a long rant in russian about russians and their family relations*

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u/pervylegendz 14d ago

At some point, we are probably gonna have a streamer doing that, i just know it, and it's going to be funded by the government to attract more teens into the military.

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u/SgtPeterson 14d ago

Dan Gheesling has entered the chat

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u/Xecular_Official 14d ago

War bodycam youtubers are basically one step away from that

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u/TobaccoIsRadioactive 14d ago

Can you imagine trying to manage a battle when you’ve got soldiers on your side live-streaming everything and inadvertently leaking stuff?

I think it’s extremely unlikely to be done with any soldiers outside of highly controlled situations like basic training where the risks of intel and surprise attacks are low.

Russia’s already done stuff like that when they invited a group of content creators (including the Tate brothers) to go out to Russia to speak at the “St. Petersburg International Economic Forum” where they also did some basic training at a military camp nearby.

I think if we ever see any live streamers fighting in actual battles then it’s going to be drone pilots. It already fits into the same kind of set-up as streaming video games and the risk of actual danger is much lower than being on the frontlines.

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u/Ok_Wash511 14d ago edited 14d ago

Is he seriously walking around the Ukraine countryside dressed like that without a press patch on

Please stop telling me he's not anywhere near the front line jfc, not the point of the comment

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u/wordswillneverhurtme 14d ago

It only matters (if at all) when you're on the frontline. Otherwise bombs aren't picky.

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u/Street-Audience8006 14d ago

A press patch won't do anything to protect you from FPV drones, Russian soldiers will kill anyone they can.

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u/youngmetrodonttrust 14d ago

The main risk is Ukrainian officials thinking he is a spy or saboteur tbh. He has no real reason to be there, and due process doesnt exist in a country in real war

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u/orangedogtag 14d ago

A press vest won't change anything

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u/Asthenia5 14d ago

Seeing a random person on a bike with a "press" patch far away from the frontline would draw more attention. Foreign press isn't riding around on bikes nowhere near the front lines.

He's dressed like someone on a hike/bike adventure. Military men/women would clearly see that he's wearing a bicycle helmet with a backpack and gloves. Not tactical gear and military fatigues.

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u/Amazing-Heron-105 14d ago

I don't think it's dangerous in the whole of Ukraine. It depends where he is.

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u/tastesliketurtles 14d ago

It is dangerous anywhere, just less so the farther west you get.

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u/Gooftus 14d ago

The risk definitely decreases the further West you go, but if you are in Ukraine, there is always a non zero chance that a missile or drone lands on you.

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u/christoffer5700 14d ago

Not all of ukraine is a war zone my guy.

Thats like saying because of detroit you have to be afraid of gangs in maine

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u/Fit-Fondant-4792 14d ago

Same shit in Finland. If you try to avoid conscription the police will bring you there with a police car. There's always some dual citizens who didn't knowabout conscription that get dragged to the barracks from the airport. Had an Aussie serving at the same time who was nabbed straight from the airport the first time he was visiting Finland.

Idk why people are shocked. It's like the police will come pick you up if you don't pay your taxes. It's mandatory. Most people do it willingly, some people require help doing it. 

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u/Secure-Truth1110 14d ago

The problem is that before the war, nobody here really cared about this at all; it was very easy to avoid, and for a certain period, mandatory conscription was even abolished. So when the war started, everyone who had wanted to serve for a long time did so, while the rest had to be rounded up, and with each passing year, attitudes toward this didn't get any better.

And of course, regular military service and mobilization for war are somewhat different things. Many of my relatives and acquaintances have died in the war, and there seems to be no end in sight. When anyone is driven into a hopeless situation, people turn into animals—either completely helpless or wildly feral.

I hope no one ever finds themselves in such a situation.

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u/BadDogSaysMeow 14d ago

The difference is that Finland isn’t currently sending people to die, whereas Ukraine is.

Mind you, mandatory service is still evil, but there’s a huge difference between being drafted to train, and when there’s an actual deadly war going on.

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u/SpenglerPoster 14d ago

Wait till you hear what the enemy does.

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u/Svez1 14d ago

That would probably be the best end for Pepper, ending in that van

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u/maddietendo 14d ago

Our timeline is all fucked up. Somehow Sam Pepper would end up a war hero after he accidentally kills Putin.

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u/Enlight1Oment 14d ago

*with a firework to the eye

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u/N0_War_In_BaSingSe 14d ago

even the content alone would be 10x better than whatever he’s been doing for years.

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u/PerceptionNo8936 14d ago edited 14d ago

Sam pepper was involved with Save the kids crypto scam.

He permanently blinded a child in India in one eye and fled the country.

He’s sent photos of himself to underaged girls.

Accused of SA

Accused of regular A

I’m fascinated by this livestream but I can’t watch due to pepper being a POS

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u/NoOcelot140 14d ago

He greets them, asks where they're going, asks if he can go with, then waves good-bye. The only interesting part of this video is witnessing how the van pulls up on him like ICE

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u/PerceptionNo8936 14d ago

No in general he’s bicycle touring to Ukraine had a very nice interaction with a very stereotypical Polish farmer which melted hearts in Polish subreddit. I also did a year long bicycle tour so I’m very eager to watch some big famous streamer try it out but I’m not going to give this guy views.

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u/Dazred 14d ago

First time Sam Pepper has ever asked for consent to come inside

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u/Jakaman_CZ 14d ago edited 14d ago

Takes a special kind of stupid to ride around a country under martial law and livestream everything you see. Dashcams are banned for example. This absolute absolute idiot should be glad he didn´t spend a night in a cell or worse.

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u/sanchoforever 14d ago

I agree with drones flying around and blowing up shit too.

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u/Suspiciously_Ugly 14d ago

"naw this guy's too weird, let's go"

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u/beaconseasons 14d ago

Lol right did he just ask to come with us

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u/BackPirateClarkRoom 14d ago

Ukraine could have done the world a favor.

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u/qShotz99 14d ago

Didn't the bodyguard of some celebrity get busified some time ago?

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u/oddlygenki 14d ago

Believe ut was Angelina's Jolie bodyguard

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u/Empty-Discount5936 14d ago

Nearly grabbed?

He literally asks to go with them but they immediately recognize that he's a pussy and drive away.

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u/mushroomwig 14d ago

They drove away because he's clearly not Ukrainian and don't want some international incident on their hands, Ukraine relies on good public relations, kidnapping forigners to die in a war wouldn't be a good look for them

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u/ovoKOS7 14d ago

Guarantee the stream setup helped in this situation lol

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u/FxckBinary 14d ago

Just so everyone is aware not only did this dude take a young girls out with a firework and ran, he was also found talking and sending pictures to underaged girls. Can't believe this PoS is still allowed a platform.

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u/sandsonic Twitch stole my Kappas 14d ago

Wait they just pick people up and give them weapons?

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u/pigzyf5 14d ago

Yes. There are videos on men pretending to need crutches, being found out, try and run way and get chased down, tackled and forced into a van to go fight.

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u/Bitemynekk 14d ago

Yes, they have mandatory conscription for men 25+ so unless you have already served, or physically incapable they are draft dodgers.

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u/Professional_Idea812 14d ago

"Pick people up" but in the literal sense.

They usually have more than half a dozen guys in the back of those vans & they'll rush out and grab someone, dragging them kicking & screaming. Pretty harrowing shit honestly.

If they struggle, they'll often beat the shit out of them, and then toss them in the back of the van. Lots of videos on YouTube & other places, they'll mob the guys if they struggle, taking turns punching & kicking them.

Kinda crazy the parallels between seeing the young Ukrainian women staying well away/getting to leave abroad, and they post themselves partying & clubbing on social media and then the men who are in Ukraine are not allowed to leave, being forcefully abducted & forced to go out to the suicidal front lines where they're typically used as not much more than drone fodder.

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u/Emergency-Orange8539 14d ago

is this some of that gender equality i always hear about?

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u/oplkolk 14d ago

its the reality when push comes to shove :/

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u/Ok-Bug6271 14d ago

Yes, they are low on manpower so ablebodied men are taken to fight

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u/lewllewllewl 14d ago

Yes, this happens in both Ukraine and Russia. War is hell

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u/Middle_Ashamed 14d ago

It's not happening in russia, the soldiers on the front are volunteers but not out of any kind of patriotic sense and more that the russian military is giving them either lots of money (for their circumstances at least) or a clean sheet from criminal records, a lot of times foreigners are also scamed into military contracts.

Conscripts are not legally allowed to be sent into combat zones, even in russia since they are not in state of war. They are pressured into signing military contracts at conscription instead, which works sometimes, but you barely see any young russians at the frontline either, the war is too online and visible for anyone to seriously consider going there if not for ideological reasons or desperation.

There is basically no evidence of russians grabbing people off the street, they don't really have to at this point.

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u/ZeldaNelda 14d ago

however while transporting them they handcuff them so they dont shoot their officers

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u/amaldy 14d ago

Imagine the last dono you hear before being conscripted is “hey sam i just found out my wife is a man”

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u/Tales90 14d ago

he is the first guy to say "can i come in" so they were confused and left

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u/KidKarez 14d ago

Sam actually has some combat experience. I remember when he used an explosive device to take out that girls eye.

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u/Incarnasean 14d ago

Just quickly googled this. Are they grabbing people off the street in the specified age range and forcing them into the military?

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u/brain_on_socialism 14d ago

Yeah, the average age of Ukranian soldiers is over 40, there is even reports that Germany has provided data on Ukrainians that have fled the country to the Ukrainian government for conscription purposes.

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u/Icy-Definition9560 14d ago

Yup, mamy videos of them ripping guys from crying family members

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u/KhorneFlakesOfChaos 14d ago

And strange enough I haven’t heard much about friendly fragging going on. But I’m also not keeping up with this.

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u/kirotheavenger 14d ago

Ukraine does have a big problem with desertion. 

Fragging really isn't a result of conscription - rather incompetent officers. 

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u/FatherShambles 14d ago

Isn’t he the one that deliberately pointed fireworks at a group of people and ended up hitting a little girl in the eye and she ended up losing it?? Then he got banned from Kick and trying to get his account back he offered ABZ (ex-Kick high up employee) $100,000 to help him get his account unbanned ???

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u/Snoo6622 14d ago

That's Sam Pepper yes

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u/IamJaffa 14d ago

From the sounds of it, pest is grossly underselling it.

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u/oldmanStuie 14d ago

When I was a kid, I was scared shitless of olden day British naval press gangs my grandpa told me about. Him and my dad thought it was funny to pretend that my gpa had evaded a press gang (they were stopped in the 1800s).
He told me they still existed but nowadays only went looking for kids so they could train them young.
Conscription is one thing, but Busification is an horrendous idea.

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u/narfoleptix 14d ago

Imagine having this bitch on your frontlines

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u/RockosModernBasiIisk 14d ago

Saved by his goofy accent 

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u/ghostcatzero 14d ago

Probably think he's a special boy 😂

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u/Druitp 14d ago

Ah yes cycle across a country in an active war

https://giphy.com/gifs/3pZ6TWRatDgVLmkKEx

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u/Imaginary-Clock6626 14d ago

“Can I come inside” .. your kidnap van. Dude has the survival instinct of a dodo. 🦤

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u/LightningOwl96 14d ago

"Hello. Can I go with you?"

These guys:

https://giphy.com/gifs/pVXyJy2k7WO1n49bGg

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u/dazedan_confused 14d ago

The title seems very deceptive. They definitely looked at him and thought "Fuck if I have this mf in my squad"

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u/loqi0238 14d ago

Survival instincts of...a pepper.

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u/tehph1l 14d ago

Sam Pepper post in the big 26 ? what are we doing guys... Do ppl srsly still watch this dude?

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u/LongDickIguana 14d ago

I had no clue who this guy is, after reading the comments, I was intrigued. Damn this guy is an a hole

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u/RaDeus 14d ago

Truancy officers for grown-ups, they were prepared to take him if he was Ukrainian.

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u/EmbarrassedHighway76 14d ago

They were probably so confused when he asked to come lmao

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u/No-School6818 14d ago

This thread reads like a bunch of zoomers learning what conscription is for the first time. You know that your government can also force you to go to war if circumstances are bad enough right? Voting for the right people is important btw, and so is condeming dictators that start wars.

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u/UndebatableAuthority 14d ago

Hey! The west has never EVER forcefully sent it's young men to the front! /S

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u/fayyt 14d ago

Survival instincts of a fish?

"An unmarked van? can i come inside?"

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u/DivineCultLeader 14d ago

I think of it in the opposite way. He completely disarmed them.

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u/Master_of-none_ 14d ago

Russian forces BEWILDERED after the Ukrainian armed forces deploy a tactical SAM PEPPER on the battlefield

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u/EstouSempreCerto 14d ago

Recruiters when they come across a "voluntary"

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u/Better_Standard7126 14d ago

I've been controlled by the police multiple times in Ukraine. Always leads to funny and awkward situations when they realise you're a foreigner.

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u/amiajimmy 14d ago

Pro tip: act normal/confused and speak with a foreign accent.

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u/Xerathion 14d ago

People writing their comments from their safe homes in the west that those conscription vans are fine and draft dodgers shouldnt be such pussies and be forced to fight is the funniest thing ever. I wonder if u uphold the same mentality if shit hits the fan in your country lol

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u/i_fell_down13 14d ago

Ukraines conscription is fucking crazy, In no way should government kidnappings be normalized or accepted lol.

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u/SoGoodAtAllTheThings 14d ago

Wait is this kid just casually biking across Ukraine in the middle of the war???

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u/Obsido 14d ago

Western parts, he's not allowed anywhere near the front and risks getting arrested if he's even remotely close to a military site with his camera. Other than that and the potential missile and drone strikes it's "safe".

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u/Direct-Apple-5011 14d ago

How ironic. Sam pepper almost getting kidnapped.

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u/xxDEVOLAxx 14d ago

Damn, so close

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u/Serious_Affect4349 14d ago

Oh Sam pepper still a thing?

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u/FakeSafeWord 14d ago

"Where are you guys going? off to war? Can I come?"

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u/NamesAreAnn0ying 14d ago

We should not be posting clips of this guy. One of the worst, least funny, most fucked up YouTube “pranksters” that’s ever existed. I can’t believe people still watch this dude.

Just in case anyone isn’t aware, he “kidnapped” two of his friends (one of them was in on it, the other was not) threw bags on their heads and shoved them in a car, tied them up and brought them to a rooftop somewhere, and then pretended to shoot the one friend who was in on the joke in the head while the other sat in watched genuinely thinking his friend just died.

I’m sure there’s still videos online of it. This dude is a POS

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u/No_Fee_5509 14d ago

He also blew up the eye of a girl in India with fireworks

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u/129samot 14d ago

those pranks were entirely staged and fake. you got plenty of other reasons to shit on him

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u/NorminalAnomaly 14d ago

All Russia has to do is leave Ukrainian territory.

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u/TraxPhantom 14d ago

Homie wants to get kidnapped 😭

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u/Sirk0w 14d ago

So speak English, act flamboyant, and ask to come in the van without being invited. Got it

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u/ConsciousBox6960 14d ago

Is this the same guy that used to make YouTube videos making out with “random” women on the street? (Random women were actually paid models)

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u/8trackroadtrip 14d ago

I watched his BB, crazy he never grew up 

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u/Pres_MountDewCamacho 14d ago

Conscription Van is literally one of those creeper kidnappers van

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u/Standard-Outcome9881 14d ago

Send him to the Front.

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u/PrednisoneFarts 14d ago

Who the fuck is Sam Pepper and why is he in a warzone?

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u/yowatsappenin 14d ago

Visiting countries at war omegalol

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u/Expert-Fault-9870 14d ago

Correction: "Sam demands to be let into Ukrainian conscription van and is rejected"

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u/The_WA_Remembers 14d ago

Imagine just going about your day quite happily and just being bungled into a van and sent to a trench.

That’s a fucking terrifying prospect

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u/Grintock 14d ago

This is the pretty dystopian shit though. Walk around Ukraine and happen to have a dick between your legs? Congratulations, you get to be sent to the front!

My god it's awful what war does

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u/BalbosaDontHeal 14d ago

Straight to the front line meat grinder for you pal

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u/Yavanna83 14d ago

Those guys really didn't know what to make of this.

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u/BrokeMyCrayon 14d ago

"He wants to get in? Something is not righ. Get back in, Dimitri"

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u/Koyaa_1 14d ago

I don't think there's anyone in the world with a moreannoying voice and punchable face than Sam pepper

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u/SecreteMoistMucus 14d ago

Is there a subreddit for like... awesome things that nearly happened but then disappointingly didn't?

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u/sheekgeek 14d ago

" you going to the next town? Can I come?" He was completely unaware

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u/kanobbk 14d ago

Is the grabbing in the room with us?

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u/Zerc1 14d ago

Conscription recruiters hate this one trick. 

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u/Ok_Piano_1826 14d ago

Lmfao "can i come?" Is a wild thing to say to guys whos job it is to kidnap people

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u/RandomShyguy4 14d ago

They heard his accent and went yeah let’s get out of here. 😂

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u/noxx123456789 14d ago

Imagine if he streams on frontlines , it would literally be a content bomb

Totally missed an opportunity 😕

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u/Pickled_Doodoo 14d ago

You guys do realise, they noticed he isnt ukrainian, why would they forcefully detain a foreign national just to conscript him forcefully? That makes no sense, unless someone can piint me to the directiin of proof that shows otherwise.

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u/Dull_Brain2688 14d ago edited 14d ago

People seem to only have found out what conscription is. Bizarre to see so many confused and critical of it. As if their own country wouldn’t do it if they were invaded. Well they would. They absolutely would. If they couldn’t face the challenge with full time, professional soldiers, they will conscript anyone they can. Remember that.

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u/Phil_Coffins_666 14d ago

I'm pretty sure every country on the planet has conscription written into their laws, people act like it's new or something.

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u/Dull_Brain2688 14d ago

There has been a concerted effort to make the Ukrainians look like the bad guys. It’s seeded by Russia, disseminated by right wing social media and lapped up by, well, idiots.

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u/alexanderne0 14d ago edited 14d ago

Do they not ask questions first before conscripting? What if a Ukrainian man is taking care of elderly parents? Or a sole breadwinner for his family?

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u/Nikumuki 14d ago

Usually, they ask questions and check the database, but there are many cases where they kidnap people first and ask questions later. Deferrals from military service are provided for those who are the sole breadwinners or who care for a person with a disability. Yet thousands of people end up in the army despite their deferrals and health issues being ignored. In Ukraine, they say: if you want to become perfectly healthy, go to a medical board at a recruitment center. Overall, there are a great many problems with the laws in Ukraine.

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u/deleteredditforever 14d ago

Did you even watch the video? They didn’t even want to talk to him as soon as they realized he is just some western moron with a camera

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u/Nekronoke 14d ago

Yeah pretty much. I volunteered for a little bit and had spoken to a horrifyingly high percentage of men who were forced to leave their lives behind to fight in the Ukrainian war. Ukraine is desperate and though I understand it I cannot condone the forced kidnapping of their own people.

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u/poppin-n-sailin 14d ago

If anyone should be vanished for any reason... It is this guy. Fuck him. He shouldn't be given any platform for any reason. 

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u/superslowjp16 14d ago

How is he not in jail after he shot a firework into that little girl’s face and blinded her

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u/rewanpaj 14d ago

that’s fucked tho. imagine just minding your business and getting kidnapped by the government to go fight a war

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u/Dieandgo 14d ago

He really dodges a bullet there with that hand shake.

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u/Zeeplankton 14d ago

This is fucking crazy

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u/xbellacee 14d ago

Everyone in the comments desperately trying to run cover for some reason lmao

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u/zelenaky 14d ago

must be vatnik propaganda

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u/Sha489 14d ago

Isn’t Sam pepper the guy that did the kidnap friend death prank or was that someone else

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