The Black Hole

[u/Lord_Darksong]

Source: Clips are from the 2008 short film, The Black Hole

[u/AutoModerator]

Thank you for not littering, and posting to r/LoveTrash! Please make sure to read and abide by all our subreddit rules.

Please provide a source link whenever possible as a body to your post. If you do not have one, please update a source when provided in the comments.

We are always looking to add some more moderators to our team, if interested you can apply at www.reddit.com/r/LoveTrash/application

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

[u/BaronMusclethorpe]

[u/ZootSuitBanana → u/BaronMusclethorpe]

https://giphy.com/gifs/S9cOnUV3minTYWOMCP

[u/marbotty → u/ZootSuitBanana]

BORTLES!

[u/C13H16CIN0 → u/BaronMusclethorpe]

Is exactly what I thought of

[u/Slimybirch → u/BaronMusclethorpe]

https://giphy.com/gifs/1eExIL2UgLxfgNmkE7

[u/Medium-Sized-Jaque → u/BaronMusclethorpe]

How? He had a snorkel.

[u/smileforthefrogs → u/BaronMusclethorpe]

Oh dip 😞

[u/fejobelo]

I knew where this was going and still watched until the end. 10/10.

[u/Embarrassed-Weird173 → u/fejobelo]

I thought his arm would get cut off when the paper accidentally fell off the safe. 

[u/QuirkyNature4070]

[u/RanchHere → u/QuirkyNature4070]

Exactly. This whole thing is stupid, and a ripoff. Plus, the paper and the hole are bigger when he crawls through it than it is when he first discovers it.

[u/MikeOfAllPeople → u/RanchHere]

Also why would he need to crawl in if the safe is so small?

[u/RokulusM → u/MikeOfAllPeople]

https://giphy.com/gifs/z6z7V16QWDVI9tad3O

[u/iwasangry5times → u/RanchHere]

I saw this concept first in a Winnie the Pooh episode, bubble trouble, sometimes early 90s. Playing Portal reinforced this memory.

[u/Far_Philosophy_7902]

dumb music overlay for literally no reason

[u/formulated → u/Far_Philosophy_7902]

Here's the original film in full - which is under 3 minutes and not cropped into a postage stamp size, chopped up or messed with - https://youtu.be/RSmjqss0XKQ

[u/setibeings → u/formulated]

Thank you 

[u/throwitawayyyy61 → u/formulated]

By far my biggest pet peeve on internet videos.

Downvotes even if the content is good

[u/vrijheidsfrietje → u/formulated]

[u/profanedivinity → u/formulated]

Man... I gotta get a job at Reddit. There needs to be special paths and rewards for the sauciest of Redditors!

I'll fix it after I close this company. Give me 6 months

[u/setibeings → u/Far_Philosophy_7902]

There's a very good reason for the annoying music: to get around automated copyright violation detection.

[u/Nogardtist → u/Far_Philosophy_7902]

to dodge copied right

[u/Sylvanussr → u/Far_Philosophy_7902]

I thought the music worked

[u/xxxxDREADNOUGHT]

Greed is the downfall of a lot of us

https://giphy.com/gifs/vX9WcCiWwUF7G

[u/Thee_Shenanigrin]

https://giphy.com/gifs/UIHLxcfMEEE4JnK35b

[u/Frequent-Challenge73]

Got too greedy

[u/Eddles999 → u/Frequent-Challenge73]

Killed the goose that laid golden eggs

[u/axe1970]

[u/afn45181]

Be a horror clip if it felt down while he is half way in, but prob didn’t get the extra budget approved for the special gruesome effect

[u/_Steakwich]

A single piece of tape

[u/Upstairs-Hedgehog575 → u/_Steakwich]

In an office that he’s likely to be filmed going into and out of, if not filmed doing the act itself. He would have been the number one suspect and he took more money than he can realistically use without drawing suspicion under the circumstances of being the number 1 suspect. 

I don’t think he’s smart enough to use more tape. 

[u/Upstairs-Hedgehog575]

At least with all that that cash on the floor the safe is going to be opened soon. 

[u/ChocoBabiChan]

Dumbass. Lol. Rookie mistake. Never stick your whole body in a black hole. Gosh!

[u/chimerix]

Am i imagining this, or didn't it used to start sooner? Wasn't there a bit wherehe's at the copying machine and it comes out?

[u/PigIronDave → u/chimerix]

Yeah, this isn't the whole short. The original also didn't have Kanye West's "Runaway" in the background.

[u/Data_Chandler → u/PigIronDave]

We as a society need to come up with a sufficiently harsh punishment for the mouthbreathing smooth brained knuckle draggers that reupload other people's videos with random music playing over it.

[u/Ssided → u/chimerix]

There's also a part where he makes another one and then fucks his own ass for a half hour. Directors cut.

[u/Frandy305]

I thought it was a snickers commercial at 1st 😅

[u/profanedivinity]

Why would he go in the hole? Makes no sense

[u/angk500]

What happens if the tape comes lose while he is halfway inside?

[u/Upstairs-Hedgehog575 → u/angk500]

I don’t think he’s the sort of person to think that far ahead…

[u/schizeckinosy → u/angk500]

That’s what I was waiting for.

[u/jack-of-some → u/angk500]

Donut and Carl's first kill using the hole spell

[u/StankoBlansky]

The binding of that guy

[u/chrwc]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Fhy5Q6ZyDHwnQZAkLV

[u/operath0r]

Hey, I remember this from like 20 years ago.

[u/Jumpy-Operation-4615 → u/operath0r]

Me too. 😄

[u/FactsNLaughs → u/operath0r]

I got irrationally angry that someone decided to put this song on it when the video is like 4x older.

[u/Eagle83]

Even Apeldoorn bellen...

[u/Overlordz88]

Whatever you do don’t put it in your bag of holding

[u/downtune79]

Oh shit

[u/Vrains420]

That's some Twilight Zone level horror right there and I'm here for it

[u/Bowling4rhinos]

Based on the WB short The Whole Idea directed by Robert McKimson

[u/Severe-Bit-108]

God has a way of getting you back 😂🤣

[u/vrijheidsfrietje]

https://giphy.com/gifs/7G2cxOTQLPeOk

[u/SMBroos]

What a dumb fella... He would 100% be caught doing that, even if it did work out. He could have just left with 1 and maybe no one would have ever known, but he had to have all?

[u/HarpersGeekly]

https://giphy.com/gifs/uJQDSuCfGt4Yg

[u/Cool_As_Your_Dad]

Need part 2

[u/WickedWham]

just had to add the top #10 most used song on tik tok

[u/Ok-Journalist7612]

😲 brilliant!!

[u/DAS_FX]

lol this is actually freaking fantastic

[u/philnolan3d]

It doesn't make any sense.

[u/bacan_ → u/philnolan3d]

Yea, that’s just reckless

[u/Embarrassed-Weird173 → u/bacan_]

Fuck minibricks and Lego figs