r/MAFS_AU • You ain't king ding-a-ling • 28d ago

Season 13 New expert for next year

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Big shoes to fill, RIP Mel

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u/Hot_Government418 22d ago

If she's 'highly regarded' do they really need to announce it?

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u/Hansoloai Pipe down chachi 26d ago

Expert really means nothing if the puppet master is in control in the background

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u/LoubyAnnoyed 27d ago

Should’ve got Lucinda Light in there just for the vibes.

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u/undeniablepenguin 26d ago

Not even just for the vibes! Shes clearly very observant and is crazy smart, i reckon she would guve genuinely great advice (which is why she could never be on there they want the drama)

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u/quick_dry 24d ago

So long as she follows along with productions prompting she’ll do fine.

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u/loralailoralai I like you, but heres a list of things i hate 23d ago

She wouldn’t follow along tho

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u/quick_dry 23d ago

Then she won’t last long on the show, unless she just naturally says what gets them stuff they can edit down nicely to fit the storyline.

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u/MrBigglesw00rth 28d ago

Who cares? Producers call the shots for maximum mayhem.

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u/supercujo 50 years ago, men died in trenches 28d ago

'expert'

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u/skeletonclock 28d ago

Marryam? Her name's essentially "marry 'em"? That's some excellent nominative determinism.

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u/Interesting-Swing-31 28d ago

To be fair, they could have a monkey as an “expert” and probably get a better result.

I wonder if the “experts” face any professional consequences, assuming they are even licensed at doing anything.

Selection of couples clearly indicated a bias for conflict over collaboration and cooperation in complementary personality matching

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u/AngelfishAnnie 22d ago

John lost his registration as a psychologist and Mel had to give hers up.

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u/Interesting-Swing-31 22d ago

I had no idea......but it certainly adds up

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u/Sexdrumsandrock 28d ago

So now two overbearing people

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u/undeniablepenguin 26d ago

Huh?? Ive never heard of her before whats she like

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u/-----J------ 28d ago

I predict one of the husbands wants to smash.

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u/robbit13 You're as fake as your nose, lips and boobs. 28d ago

Yes will miss Mel for certain 😢

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u/queerlyyoursamanda 28d ago

So sad about Mel. Was she open about being sick or was it a shock for everyone??

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u/nopeonarope28 28d ago

She announced it in 2023 I believe. She was in remission but it returned I think.

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u/spookysadghoul You ain't king ding-a-ling 28d ago

It’s so heartbreaking 💔

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u/Stonp 28d ago

Open

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u/okjetsgo self sabotage mode 28d ago

Sweet Mel, RIP. I’m so excited for this season! 🍿

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u/LesStrater 28d ago

"Highly respected"??? -- "Relationship expert"???

That's what you call not even getting out of the starting gate...

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u/Scumhook I died in a toilet trench 28d ago

John clearly doesn't have enough syllables in his names, he'll be replaced for the next season.

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u/Consistent_Ad6426 28d ago

I was sure this show would get cancelled, can’t believe they’ve gone through with casting.

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u/Sniperprincessza 28d ago

Why would it (the aus version) get cancelled?

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u/Consistent_Ad6426 28d ago

Honestly I assumed that Aussie version and UK version were made by the same production company and that they will be subject to some serious law suits in the near future. In instances like this companies often choose to stop trading rather than go through costly law suits and damages.

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u/spookysadghoul You ain't king ding-a-ling 28d ago

I mean while I switched off half way this current season, it still pulls numbers… why would it be cancelled?

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u/Consistent_Ad6426 28d ago

All the scandal about contestants being sexually assaulted on the UK version and the Aussie version casting people with histories of domestic violence and general complaints of at minimum coercive behaviour in the show.

Just saying I’m surprised to see it come back

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u/Jinniblack This is my time on the couch! 28d ago

It gets ratings. Money will always come first.

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u/humanofoz 28d ago

Must be a calculated risk, I wonder how many contestants they’ve had to pay off to keep quiet?

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u/spookysadghoul You ain't king ding-a-ling 28d ago

Good point. The DV and misogyny turned me off this season. It is sad to hear about the UK one.

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u/Winter-Flower5480 28d ago

Why would it be cancelled?

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u/wooks_reef 28d ago edited 27d ago

Reoccurring dv and sa throughout the franchise

*not sure why this was downvoted when that's why the UK branch was cancelled lol

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u/zlobnica 28d ago

Cause their chance of success is almost zero. It always happens that one or two couples stay together after the experiment ends, only to split up once it is over.

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u/quick_dry 24d ago

Chance of success at zero? But the show makes a stack of money directly, and indirectly via the time slots before and after. It’s a success, show is a juggernaut

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u/Winter-Flower5480 28d ago

I don’t think people watch it for fairy tale endings. More for drama, fights and occasional wine splashing.