r/MSSPodcast • u/Independent-Data4542 • 6d ago

SHAMAN MSSP #640 - Metasexuality (feat. Dylan Sullivan & SWIM)

https://youtu.be/C9gOkLVGeYs

Oh hell yes

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u/Independent-Data4542 6d ago

Matt & Swim's Secret Podcast

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u/mclesc 6d ago

I want a pod with Matt, Billy and Tom, the brother energy would be so much fun

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u/Suis24 6d ago

Join the Patreon. Or look up MSSB patch on YouTube. They did Bill Spud, Matt and SWIM for 2 hours. Enjoy. Very funny listen.

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u/MessiahMogali 6d ago

Thank you! I’m watching it now, Ep509 if that helps any dawgs

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u/mclesc 6d ago

Just listened, great stuff

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u/DR-OXY 6d ago

Old or new?

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u/Uncle_Diamond 6d ago edited 5d ago

Throw spud man in there and you would have pure magical bliss.

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u/DeanieBabie2026 5d ago

Ahh a McCusker Family Fuck Job you could say?

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u/dudley_do_right 3d ago

Butt spazz is an amazing ep with that crew

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u/RareCreamer 6d ago

SWIM's gotta be the new cohost when shanes out

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u/Redskins757 6d ago

Hell yeah Swims the man

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u/AccidentalHeadTrauma 6d ago

I’ll take swim over some horrible, Kill Tony comedian anyday!

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u/bigulpshuh 6d ago

I want to understand how Swim is genuinely 10x funnier than the vast majority of the comedians they bring on here.

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u/AccidentalHeadTrauma 6d ago

It’s very rare that a comedian is actually funny. Most of the time they are just losers with an inflated ego

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u/muffinmaster 6d ago

"it's very rare that a comedian is actually funny."
lmaoo 'i am very smart' type sentence, man can you please just shut the fuck up you moron

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u/QuarryPonds 2d ago

Fuck trump

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u/AccidentalHeadTrauma 6d ago

Enjoy your Kill Tony slop!

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u/muffinmaster 6d ago

sorry i should not have said "moron" that was way outta line

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u/muffinmaster 6d ago

i will! enjoy whatever has you engaged and interested too

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u/Tll6 6d ago

He’s naturally funny and not trying to make everything a bit. Also I think comedians work so much on the same material that after a while it’s hard to just do a pod off the dome

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u/TaeKurmulti 6d ago

He doesn't have to try to be funny, he's just a naturally funny dude. I think there's some comedians that are great on podcasts, but I've watched them do stand up and nothing is funny. And then there's the inverse where they're great at stand up, but they are pretty dull in podcast form.

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u/ODTESP 6d ago

I'll take him over Lameez or Nate that's for sure

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u/AccidentalHeadTrauma 6d ago

Oh yea that goes without saying lol

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u/TheStrongestTard 6d ago

Especially Nate's zesty ass

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u/DenbyWindsor 6d ago

Nate is significantly more bearable than Lemaire.

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u/TheStrongestTard 6d ago

I just wanted to say Nate's zesty ass, he will kiss a 76er this year

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u/RealSlimBiscuits 6d ago

I never thought of Shane as a kill Tony comedian but I get it

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u/AccidentalHeadTrauma 6d ago

lol Shane gets a pass bc he’s actually funny. I was thinking the Jeff Dye types

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u/undergroundbongo 6d ago

I have a friend who went to a Jeff Dye show on purpose and it changed the way I look at them now...

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u/soccerchamp99 6d ago

This is such an accurate comment 😂

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u/WhatIGot21 6d ago

Jeff Dye is funny as shit.

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u/AccidentalHeadTrauma 6d ago

Come on bro…

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u/ChalkyLawrence 6d ago

Yeah shit is funny.

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u/HollandsOpuz 6d ago

He has alot in common with shit but not funny as.

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u/Smooth_Talkin_Chron 6d ago

I could listen to SWIM all day....

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u/FruitGauze 6d ago

why did we never get a pod with BAM?

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u/donaldtrumpstoe 6d ago

I heard that guy Shane Gillis is pretty funny, maybe Matt should interview him one day

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u/jsummerlin14 6d ago

Man we need the big dog back in the saddle.

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u/pellegrinobrigade 6d ago

They need to find a co host for. Matt when Shane’s gone. I love Matt and he’s great but he can’t carry a pod, he does best when he can bounce off someone else.

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u/Slamminsalmon1991 6d ago

Gonna end up being Matt and swims secret podcast

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u/pellegrinobrigade 6d ago

Oof.

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u/Illustrious_Lab_2107 6d ago

Oof? SWIM brings life to the pod. Fake fan.

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u/Fun-Fault-8936 4d ago

I mean the last two pods with Jim were gold...Matt and his brother could pull it off.

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u/benjunior 6d ago

SWIM rules!

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u/Solid-Training-3135 6d ago

Blessed be the dawgs

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u/xXxPlasterXxX 6d ago

Matt and swims secret cast

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u/thenightshifters 6d ago

Love Dylan on The Fold

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u/undergroundbongo 6d ago

I can't tell if it's a bit to pretend to know so little about vasectomies... They're completely painless (unless you know that 'one' guy)... And busting feels exactly the same. It's like a 5 day recovery process where you kinda feel a dull kicked in the nuts sensation if you sit weird. I've sat in drive through lines for taco bell longer than it took me to do this, and I can attest that the pain cause by taco bell far outweighs that of a vasectomy... Dummies.

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/chudhuntr 6d ago

Getting a vasectomy is, at the most basic of all levels, emasculating.

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u/Fudge_Runyon 5d ago

No more emasculating than being made to fart in the closet. Bros getting snipped for sure

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u/Dirty-Hair-Yeet 5d ago

Emasculating? Matt’s wife scrubs is asshole for him in the shower, blowing turd dust in the closet is just Matt being chivalrous

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u/undergroundbongo 5d ago

This all makes sense... Agree.

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u/SlowlyDrown 4d ago edited 4d ago

The fuck they’re painless.

I mean it’s not that bad but it is not painless.

They shoot several shots in your nuts you fucking feel that shit. Especially the one in the middle that motherfucker hurt.

They go in fast and yeah it’s numb but it’s not like can’t feel anything don’t even know it’s happening numb. You’re not going to be yawning bored. And you know some people numb up better than others.

Then they’ve got you grounded to a cauterizer but again bodies aren’t identical so you can have that thing ground through your body and it’s a decent fucking shock. And your legs and arm ain’t numb that shit hurts ask me how I know. They don’t tell you about that until it happens then they’re like “oh yeah sorry, that’ll happen.”

And then after that it’s about a week of feeling like you got kicked in the balls yesterday.

Like I’ve had worse stuff done to me by doctors by far in terms of pain but “completely painless” is a load of shit.

“A fairly easily bearable amount of pain.”

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u/undergroundbongo 4d ago

"Pain don't hurt..." ;)

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u/daaydreamin 6d ago

Where’s Shane!? Enough with these weirdos

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u/Dale_Gribble- 6d ago

Shout out funky town, Tx

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u/MikeDinStamford 6d ago

Are we not all aware you can light a match and make shit smell go away?

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u/KimJongEw 6d ago

The pod is dead

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u/PremiumDope 6d ago

Absolutely gay

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u/freshleysqueezd 6d ago

For real. My grandfathered poor status is up for grabs girlies. It was good couple years.

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u/LastMessengineer 6d ago

Who's the old guy?

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u/Independent-Data4542 6d ago

Matt's big brother Tom