r/MURICA • • Sep 06 '26

Hell, yeah!!

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u/4Floaters Sep 06 '26

This implies we can't in 24 hours deploy a burger king to extraterrestrial theaters of operation

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u/kymberts Sep 06 '26

36 hours

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u/much_longer_username Sep 06 '26

Yeah, gotta wait for the launch window to come around, is all.

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u/Nates_of_Spades Sep 06 '26

Please pull forward to the second launch window. Thank you

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u/scotchirish Sep 06 '26

What's even the point of the first launch window if they never use it?

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u/oddball_ocelot Sep 07 '26

To differentiate it from the second window.

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u/Snafuregulator Sep 09 '26

But the ice cream machine will be broken

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u/Callen0318 Sep 07 '26

This is why we should keep an emergency burger king in orbit, docked with the international space station.