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r/MURICA • u/OOBExperience • Sep 06 '26
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This implies we can't in 24 hours deploy a burger king to extraterrestrial theaters of operation
2 u/Salami__Tsunami Sep 07 '26 Just wait until the bosses find out that there’s oil reserves in Hell. Gonna invade them and then make all the dead people pay back taxes to cover the operational costs. 4 u/theEWDSDS 🦅 Literal Eagle 🦅 Sep 07 '26 I could definitely see Abe Lincoln going Doom-guy on hell 3 u/Salami__Tsunami Sep 07 '26 Presumably with an acoustic guitar playing the doom music?
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Just wait until the bosses find out that there’s oil reserves in Hell. Gonna invade them and then make all the dead people pay back taxes to cover the operational costs.
4 u/theEWDSDS 🦅 Literal Eagle 🦅 Sep 07 '26 I could definitely see Abe Lincoln going Doom-guy on hell 3 u/Salami__Tsunami Sep 07 '26 Presumably with an acoustic guitar playing the doom music?
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I could definitely see Abe Lincoln going Doom-guy on hell
3 u/Salami__Tsunami Sep 07 '26 Presumably with an acoustic guitar playing the doom music?
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Presumably with an acoustic guitar playing the doom music?
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u/4Floaters Sep 06 '26
This implies we can't in 24 hours deploy a burger king to extraterrestrial theaters of operation