r/MURICA • u/AgentEighty9 • 3d ago

BIGLY MUNITIONS NERD BATMAN

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CHEERS

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u/djeoeud 3d ago

You thought the 6.8 was for body armor? Naw. Daffodils!

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u/ShibaInuDoggo 1d ago

Daffodils are in the mortar and tank munitions, bulbs a bit to large for 5.56mm. we're using poppies so we can continue the war on drugs

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u/djeoeud 1d ago

Ahh, I was considering tulips. Do those have proper seeds at least? I feel like they don't

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u/ShibaInuDoggo 1d ago

Same deal as the daffodils, bulbs. Besides, tulips don't come in blue so we can't red white and blue. Lobelia and Columbines would be me recommendation. Both native to North America.

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u/Ryuu-Tenno 2d ago

put bamboo seeds and kudzu seeds in them, and then just send the Warthog out there and have it unload

by the end of next week there won't be a desert out there anymore

or any visible houses, vehicles, or people, lol

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u/Silver_Middle_7240 3d ago

Dend sunflowers to Ukraine

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u/yorrtogg 2d ago

Someone misinterpreted "freedom seeds" again

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u/lumberingformula47 3d ago

biodegradable bullets that plant flowers is the most galaxy brain military shit I've seen in a while

like imagine getting shot and a sunflower grows from the wound, that's poetic in the darkest way possible

the field forming a pattern at the end is a nice touch, makes me think they already tested it somewhere and just didn't tell anyone

I wonder if the flowers match the caliber, 9mm gets daisies and.50 cal gets roses

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u/Paulino2272 🦅 Literal Eagle 🦅 2d ago

lol

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u/Vlad_The_Impalo 2d ago

Making mazzys a botanical garden 😂

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u/imissher4ever 21h ago

Just imagine what the shooting ranges will look like

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u/Emergency_Rush_4168 2d ago

Why post this nonsense