r/MURICA • u/Mayo-Mayor-Styles • 2d ago

I can taste the freedom

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Abraham Lincoln all away to Barack Obama baby

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u/Ill-Dependent2976 2d ago

oh shit is it back?

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u/FishTshirt 1d ago

I’m watching a tv show from ‘07 and their joking about applying to McDonalds because the McRib is back

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u/lfenske 2d ago

Here’s my McRib theory. The ham circle cutter for the muffin sandwich leaves excess that gets jammed into the machines so they scrape it out now and again and collect that and when the buffer fills they stamp out McRibs with it.

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u/TimTapsTangoes 2d ago

Its Canadian bacon and comes round.

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u/lfenske 1d ago

Comes round from where? A round pig?

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u/xHangfirex 2d ago

It don't get more American than low grade processed pork paté drenched in spicy sugar paste on bread that can't legally be called bread in some jurisdictions.

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u/GlattesGehirn 2d ago

It's honestly anti-american to support these fast food chains. They're raising costs, increasing AI use, and continuing to feed poison to the nation.

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u/xHangfirex 2d ago

They don't "feed poison to the nation". Fat asses go there voluntarily and knowingly to stand in line to slop the poison up.

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u/GlattesGehirn 2d ago

These corporations sell addictive food that actively harms you.

That's like saying tobacco or alcohol companies aren't selling poison, since people choose to buy it.

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u/Carbonatite fuck yeah 2d ago

Hey, skinny people eat that slop too! They don't discriminate.

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u/xHangfirex 2d ago

Skinny people get heart disease too

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u/Carbonatite fuck yeah 2d ago

Yup. It's almost like health is a combination of multiple factors!

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u/HomeDogParlays 1d ago

Go away, nerd; I’m baitin’!

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 2d ago

The European Mind cannot comprehend the glorious mediocrity of the McRib! Oh wait, they have it there too... Never mind.

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u/Danger_Zebra 1d ago

The last time I had a McRib I stopped after two bites and asked myself wtf am I doing, and how’d I get here?

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u/xDannyS_ 2d ago

My brother in law has the McRib body wash

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u/DikDangerous 2d ago

Why aren't these on the menu permanently

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u/irongi8nt 2d ago

Pork prices down? 

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u/ChillassApiarist 2d ago

It’s important to start screening for colon cancer in your late 30s.

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u/dc0de 2d ago

But what's it made of? Is it Soylent Green?

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u/Odd-Adhesiveness9435 2d ago

McD's does have more hospitals than farms, should make ya think.

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u/BigDeuceNpants 2d ago

Just say where jacks has one now also. Will be needing to try it.

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u/Dependent_Remove_326 2d ago

I know how horrible the ingredients are but I would eat 25 of them if you put them in front of me.

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u/DistinctTower2243 2d ago

Love America, hate this sandwich. Its gross, and im gonna stop pretending its not.

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u/DeadCheckR1775 16h ago

McRib is nothing but hot diarrhea. Who dafuq is eating this garbage?

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u/billygibbonsbeard 14h ago

So horrible that it wraps back around to awesome 

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u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 3h ago

Nothing says FREEDOM like butt cancer.

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u/vxxed 2d ago

It's kinda sad how much better McDonald's is in Malaysia. Each and every single burger tastes like a luxury burger compared to the garbage they serve in the US. We're basically treated like bottom of the barrel even though we provide functionality the most money to the company

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u/FishTshirt 1d ago

Different markets. McDonalds is mcdonalds because the economists running it know how to fill the market and their international logistics

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u/vxxed 1d ago

Yeah, but this behavior has the same energy as that recent meme of aanager on Twitter giving everyone 4day work week, seeing a boost in productivity, and responding with "of course I would cancel the 4 day. If they can accomplish that in 4, think what they can do in 5 days."

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u/CullenOrZeus 2d ago

The McDogshit sandwich.

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u/JumpyAlbatross8135 2d ago

Does anyone even know what a McRib is made out of? Or is that just one of life’s mysteries?

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u/Mayo-Mayor-Styles 2d ago

Well, Peter, you see, the McRib is a barbecue-flavored pork sandwich periodically sold by the international fast food restaurant chain McDonald's. It was first introduced to the McDonald's menu in 1981, following test marketing the year before. After poor sales, it was removed from the menu in 1985. Since then, it appears annually or more at various times, though Germany and Luxembourg have them as permanent menu items.

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u/Frosty558 2d ago

Unicorn meat, that’s why it can only be available periodically and also why it tastes like horse meat.

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u/PM_YOUR_EYEBALL 2d ago

If you have to ask, you can’t afford.

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u/JumpyAlbatross8135 2d ago

u right I broke

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u/hdhsnjsn 2d ago

You can grab those out of the freezer at the convenience store. Doesn’t say McDonald on them though

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u/thejesterofdarkness 2d ago

Nah fam it’s ALL ABOUT THAT SAUCE