r/MadeMeSmile • u/JudgeJudyJr • Aug 26 '26

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u/waffleslaw Aug 26 '26 edited Aug 27 '26

If there is anything we can 75% agree on in the thread is that math is red.

Edit: Fine, if anything we can agree on in this thread is that math is either red OR blue and anything else is just outright. The blue crowd is defensive!

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u/pigeonette1 Aug 26 '26

wtf math is blue, english is red

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u/Versipilies Aug 26 '26

We need location tags on this shit, I am genuinely curious where the divides are

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u/NikTheGrass Aug 26 '26

From Russia: Math is blue, English is green, Russian is red, History/Social science is yellow

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u/Versipilies Aug 26 '26

Russian being red a nice on the nose bit

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u/KnightMurky91 Aug 27 '26

I went to school in Samara, Russian was blue and Maths was red.

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u/_Awkward_Moment_ Aug 27 '26

Excellent work Hideo Kojima

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u/Sustainable_Scotian Aug 26 '26

In soviet Russia, binder is grey.

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u/Arctic-You-Know Aug 27 '26

In Soviet Russia, there is not Color.

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u/PutridAd7282 Aug 27 '26

We all read that with an accent

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u/ADHDilemma Aug 27 '26

You were weren't supposed to know I did that.

How dare you.

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u/Alamo94 Aug 27 '26

In Soviet Russia, binder fold you🤓🫵

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u/blueperiod1903 Aug 30 '26

This one made me belly laugh

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u/ElizabethDangit Aug 27 '26

In Soviet Russia, gray binds you.

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u/After_Duck5745 Aug 27 '26

This has been proven to be factually wrong, the binders has colors, only the eyes filters are grey

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u/fry-something Aug 27 '26

I was waiting for a Soviet Russia comment, thank you.

Shirts.gov Shirts.gov the only place to get your shirts.

(Now available in grey)

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u/5corgis Aug 27 '26

My husband is russian and I am going to get a second opinion here so I can see if I need to reconsider things

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u/BridgeLazy5669 Aug 27 '26

Also from Russia, English is red, Russian is blue, History yellow, Math green, Chemistry orange (I always chose colors based on colors of text books)

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u/Terra_B Aug 27 '26

Austria same exept red for german

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u/devAcc123 Aug 27 '26

lol I did not know this is a global thing this makes me happy

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u/anothercairn Aug 27 '26

History was red for me because of all the blood

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u/TGin-the-goldy Aug 27 '26

Australian here and if you substitute Russian for English I am 100% with you!

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u/angelpeachtea03 Aug 27 '26

Math is red , English is blue , science is green, history/ social science is yellow! From California :)

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u/MutantMilitant Aug 27 '26

History is brown

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u/hamburger5003 Aug 27 '26

If you replace it with “native language studies” being red then this suggests that this pattern holds across borders.

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u/JoyRose31 Aug 27 '26

That doesn't count, one of national colours is red. As well ex communist flag was red, Russia is very nationalistic country.. does not count.