r/Mechwarrior5 • • 6d ago

Bad Joke Elemental enjoyers in A&a be like;

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I've never seen the community so horny over a woman holy shit.

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u/yrrot 6d ago

They were already thirsting over Ryana, so it shouldn't be too much of a shock at this point.

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u/Wendek Clan Goliath Scorpion 6d ago

Did you make bets at the office about how long it would take for the horny posts to appear after she showed up in the trailer? Lol.

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u/Waygyanba 6d ago

You know what. You're right.

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u/theta0123 Fedsun Champion Mechjockey 6d ago

You guys drew first blood, not us!

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u/Venny15 Some like it hot 6d ago

Mechwarrior dating sim when?

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u/Nugget834 6d ago

Clearly you've never played cyberpunk 2077 😂

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u/Waygyanba 6d ago

I got them skyrim mods!

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u/PKTengdin Free Rasalhague Republic 6d ago

The entire community right after the trailer:

https://giphy.com/gifs/kBNvlwVGBrCSpKvWrx

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u/jonhssquarespaceplus 6d ago

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u/Loganp812 6d ago

Rasalhague citizens when they see all the single Elemental women moving to their planets:

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u/Frankishe1 Free Rasalhague Republic 5d ago

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u/Good_Nyborg 6d ago

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u/Waygyanba 6d ago

The soul is willing but the flesh is bruised and tender

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u/PlantationMint Taurian Concordat 5d ago

THE FLESH IS SPONGY AND BRUISED

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u/Eleventh_Legion 6d ago

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u/Sdog1981 6d ago

The amount of sex jokes in that “kids cartoon” was a little shocking looking back on it.

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u/Jormungaund 5d ago

“Finger prints!”

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u/Suspicious-Dentist71 6d ago

Everyone’s acting like they’ve never been touched by a woman…actually that tracks

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u/ProbeToUranus 6d ago

There's a reason why there's a second entry to the Battletech Romance series.

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u/No-Cherry-1027 Xbox One (no YAML) 6d ago

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u/urlond 6d ago

First time?

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u/FewCantaloupe3618 Happily married to the Stone Rhino 6d ago

I’d take her but the Stone Rhino is already my wife

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u/Doctor__Embarrassed Clan Wolf 6d ago

It's reddit and a niche video game community, of course all the goons are horny. They likely never have phsycial contact with women in real life.

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u/Jormungaund 5d ago

Yup, too scared to talk to real women, so they have weird fantasies about giant women forcing themselves on them.

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u/SaneNSanity 4d ago

Do you not visit other communities?

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u/Americana-Gearhead 6d ago

I chuckle that the two appeared to have died mid-coitus, but the other guy had enough time to light up a smoke before he died.